Borg cupcakes : that’s what these are. Now I don’t know too much about the Borgs except they’ve always scared the everliving crap out of me (literally, ask the popcorn sweeper in theater 11 after the 4:20 showing of First Contact back in ‘96), but it looks like two of them have little metal peeners for eyes . So that’s something. SOMETHING TO LICK OFF THE TOP BEFORE EATING THE REST OF THE CAKE, AMIRITE?! No, no I am not (I totally am though and you know it). Resistance is Delicious [wilwheaton] Thanks to emerica, who prefers platecakes.

This is a video of a little boy opening up an XBox 360 on Christmas. Except, instead of a console in the box , it’s a pair of pajamas. Then the boy proceeds to cry while his dad laughs at him hysterically. Maybe next year they’ll run over your dog! Peor Papa en la Historia!!! [randomsadas] Thanks to Carlos, who agrees crying children rank right up there with people hurting themselves on the funny meter.

This is a video of a little boy opening up an XBox 360 on Christmas. Except, instead of a console in the box , it’s a pair of pajamas. Then the boy proceeds to cry while his dad laughs at him hysterically. Maybe next year they’ll run over your dog! Peor Papa en la Historia!!! [randomsadas] Thanks to Carlos, who agrees crying children rank right up there with people hurting themselves on the funny meter.

Ice Cube for the win! F*** YEAH TODAY WAS A GOOD DAY! As Advertised [epicwinftw] Thanks to Nathan, who didn’t even get no static from the cowards.

Apparently “20 hard-boiled eggs wrapped in bacon and covered in sausage meat and breading, baked whole.” Damn. If the internet really is a series of tubes (and I suspect it is) then this is just the thing to clog its arteries. Oh — oh — could it be? Am I really mastering the magic of metaphors? I’m adding it to my wizard resume! (Can I use you as a reference?) The Scotch MegaEgg [thisiswhyourefat] Thanks to Amelia, who wants to know how to make angeled eggs and if they’re any good.

Listen, I will never get tired of cats that literally OM NOM when they eat , okay? I’m sorry, i just can’t help it. Like being neck-breakingly handsome or able to sleep in any position at work. I don’t remember how we decided to give her sour cream in first place, but it made every single person laugh that i showed this “talent” of hers, so i decided to share it with the rest of the world as well Sour cream, huh — who would’ve thought?! I wonder what she’ll do if you gave her sour cream & onion chips . Probably OM NOM and PEW PEW — that’s a good-ass flavor combo right there. Youtube Thanks to Curtis, who OM NOMs his food when he eats but he does it on purpose and nobody thinks it’s cute. You should probably stop.

Want to place outerspace in your own backyard and pretend YOU’RE ON THE F***ING MOON ? Who doesn’t?! Well now you can thanks to these full scale lunar lander replicas from Space Toys. Houston, I have a boner. Who doesn’t want a LEM? These are custom made per order and built to exact specifications. Each can be custom made to match a specific lunar lander Apollo Mission. Available with or without a complete interior. Built from durable materials with the highest attention paid to authenticity and detail. Another great addition to any museum or private collection. The Lunar Module shown at right shows the level of detail, the customer can expect in a high fidelity replica from Spacetoys.com. This item is only available as a build to order purchase. Details are amazing and the authenticity is fantastic. Damn do I want one! Plus a full interior? Sweeeet . Forget a mancave, I want a manlander! A fridge full of beer, some video games, and I’m one happy astronaut. Did somebody say freeze-dried ice creams? YES PLEASE! Product Site Thanks to Megan, who

Want to place outerspace in your own backyard and pretend YOU’RE ON THE F***ING MOON ? Who doesn’t?! Well now you can thanks to these full scale lunar lander replicas from Space Toys. Houston, I have a boner. Who doesn’t want a LEM? These are custom made per order and built to exact specifications. Each can be custom made to match a specific lunar lander Apollo Mission. Available with or without a complete interior. Built from durable materials with the highest attention paid to authenticity and detail. Another great addition to any museum or private collection. The Lunar Module shown at right shows the level of detail, the customer can expect in a high fidelity replica from Spacetoys.com. This item is only available as a build to order purchase. Details are amazing and the authenticity is fantastic. Damn do I want one! Plus a full interior? Sweeeet . Forget a mancave, I want a manlander! A fridge full of beer, some video games, and I’m one happy astronaut. Did somebody say freeze-dried ice creams? YES PLEASE! Product Site Thanks to Megan, who

This is a video from the 1991 National Beard and Mustache Championship in Tacoma, Washington featuring THE MOST AMAZING BEARD THIS EYE HAS EVER SEEN (stupid Red Ryder BB Gun). Watch and prepare to be breathtaken (wizardry!). Then, watch me pull my thumb back all the way. Impressed? I thought you might be — I’m not really double jointed. To the hospital! Youtube Thanks to NinjaMuffin, who once grew an aquarium beard and kept real fish in it and everything.

WARNING : NSFW VIDEO IS NSFW This is the highly, highly, HIGHLY NSFW music video for the Flair’s ‘Truckers Delight’. I can’t even begin to describe to you how dirty I felt after watching it. Unless you’ve ever swam in pig shit and then showered in vomit afterward. In which case, Jesus, join another pool. Youtube Thanks Smee and Kaerus, I’ll split my therapist’s bills between the two of you.