Bob David went and built himself a 5,000 volt can crusher just because he could . That’s what I love about people : they do things for no reason . Also, some of them smell good . But don’t let ‘em catch you sniffing! If you care how Bob built the thing you can watch the first two minutes, but you look ADD-y, so skip to 2:15 for the action. Cool, huh? Now, let’s snort some Adderall. Say hello to the 5,000 volt can crusher [dvice]

Somebody better blast a proton torpedo through this thing’s auxiliary exhaust port or it’s game over, man. I’m serious too — if you don’t think this thing isn’t gonna be powering our metallic harbingers of death, you’re delusional. So, yeah, Japan is coughing up $21 billion to have a bigass solar panel floating around in space and sending the energy back to planet urf. [The power station] will beam enough energy back to Earth to power 294,000 homes. With no cables. The whole deal is being put together by Mitsubishi Electric Corp. and industrial design company IGI Corp. The plan involves a gigantic solar panel floating around in space, soaking up a gigawatt of energy and beaming it to Earth without the use of cables. And they hope to have it ready to rock within four years. Wow, you’re not gonna wanna get in the way of that energy beam. Because one time I stood in front of a satellite internet dish for too long and 0101001010 10011 00001 01010010 1010 010100111 0101. Whoa, what just happened — and why are my pants wet? Japan to Spend $21,000,000,000 on a Power Plant in F%#king Space [gizmodo] Thanks to Brian and Schmitty, who know the only the only good station in space is a topless service station with a Slush Puppy machine and lots of candy.

Just in case you were wondering, the police will tase your 72-year old grandma . You hear that, members of the geriatric species? YOU ARE NOT EXEMPT FROM THE ZAPPERY! Also, does the officer really yell “TASERED!” as he’s doing it? Because that’s awesome. I’m gonna start doing that. POSTED! LEAVE A COMMENT — LEAVE A COMMENT!! Youtube Thanks to Watch-303, alex, double dragon, The Naked Wizard and Beth, who would have torn the electrodes out and flown off on their jetpacks like superheroes.

NSFW VIDEO IS NSFW DUE TO THE WORLD’S SMALLEST PENIS. This is a video from Coachella of a wizard who refuses to put his hat and robe back on (you’re doing it wrong !) and instead waves his minuscule penis around like Harry Potter trying to cast a spell of sadness on anyone foolish enough to look. “It doesn’t have to stop,” the Naked Wizard says. “I’ll tell you what,” the cop says. “You can have a great time — but you can have an even better time if you put your clothes on…Can I get them for you?” The officer grabs the gown and tosses to the Naked Wizard, but he casts it away again. Then the cops put on their rubber gloves, and things get ugly. You really can’t help but feel sorry for the guy. But, on the upside, this video should make you feel good about your magic stick. So make sure to watch the video with your significant other while pointing at the dude’s nubbin and telling them to be thankful. I swear, a naked wizard on drugs with the world’s smallest penis getting tasered — is today my birthday or what? Naked Wizard Taser Brawl At Coachella [huffingtonpost] Thanks to A-lice in Wonderland and chainsawarms, who both noted the magician’s wand was probably too small to cast any real dangerous spells.

That’s right folks, a Brazilian man held a 60-year old woman hostage for ten whopping hours with a Sega Master System Light Phaser. Captain PEW was looking to collect on an unpaid debt, and things got 8-bitty when the lady refused to pay. The Light Phaser, the light gun that shipped with the Sega Master System, must be fairly common in Brazil, considering how incredibly popular the 8-bit console was in the country–it was one of Sega’s strongest markets. Fortunately, the man released his hostage, unharmed, after negotiating with police. Well thank goodness there was no shootout! Because one time a friend tried to PEW PEW me with a NES Zapper and I was given no choice but to jam it up his ass, cord and all. Suffice it to say, Duck Hunt = awkward . Brazilian Man Holds Woman Hostage For 10 Hours… With A Sega Light Gun [kotaku] Thanks to Deathbat and Bourtney, who once held an entire break room full of coworkers hostage with coffee maker.