Rosie’s New Relationship Is "Yummy"

Rosie’s New Relationship Is "Yummy"

Mmm mmm good! Looks like Rosie O'Donnell's relationship with artist Tracy Kachtick-Anders is totally blossoming! On Rosie's Sirius radio show she revealed that her rebound romance is "yummy. I love it all … It's almost too good to be…

What In The Hell Is A Scotch MegaEgg?

What In The Hell Is A Scotch MegaEgg?

Apparently “20 hard-boiled eggs wrapped in bacon and covered in sausage meat and breading, baked whole.” Damn. If the internet really is a series of tubes (and I suspect it is) then this is just the thing to clog its arteries. Oh — oh — could it be? Am I really mastering the magic of metaphors? I’m adding it to my wizard resume! (Can I use you as a reference?) The Scotch MegaEgg [thisiswhyourefat] Thanks to Amelia, who wants to know how to make angeled eggs and if they’re any good.

Eat Your Peas: Construction Equipment Flatware For Kids (And Shameless Adults)

Eat Your Peas: Construction Equipment Flatware For Kids (And Shameless Adults)

This set of Constructive Eating Kids’ Utensils costs $20 but some of the proceeds go to funding health services for children . So that’s cool. Plus, heavy machinery , how can you go wrong? BEEP BEEP — back that thing up and dump some mashed potatoes IN MY MOUTH! Transform mealtime into an educational, interactive construction zone! Construction-vehicle shaped fork, spoon, and pusher-scoop set makes learning to self-feed a fun activity. * All materials FDA-approved, PVC/Phthalate/BPA-free * Vibrant colors are stimulating and captivating * An asset in the development of hand-eye coordination * Dishwasher-safe * Paint-free, lead-free Okay, so they were really fishing for product attributes. When lead-free becomes a sellable product attribute for UTENSILS, you know you’ve hit rock bottom. That said, how much you want to bet that a study comes out soon touting lead is actually beneficial to a child’s development? Trust me, these things are cyclical. Also, I make fake studies. Product Site Thanks to Miss Bowser, who feeds her father, King Koopa, with an airplane spoon made from a real airplane.

Cosby Shots: Bill Cosby Portrait In Jell-O

Cosby Shots: Bill Cosby Portrait In Jell-O

To celebrate Bill Cosby’s birthday on July 12th, artist Andrew Salamone made a portrait of the comedian using Jell-O shots. Which, I think we can all agree, is a fitting tribute. Does he still do those commercials ? Damn, now I want a Jell-O Pudding Pop. Do they still make those? Okay, so maybe I have been down in this robot shelter too long. I kid, I kid — now somebody bring me some new cassettes to play. Hit the jump for a couple more shots and a video of the portrait’s transformation over the course of a night.

Astronauts Drink Urine, Love Every Drop

Astronauts Drink Urine, Love Every Drop

Well if those aren’t the happy faces of three urine -guzzling fools , I don’t know what are. At the international space station, it was one small sip for man and a giant gulp of recycled urine for mankind. Astronauts aboard the space station celebrated a space first on Wednesday by drinking water that had been recycled from their urine, sweat and water that condenses from exhaled air. They said “cheers,” clicked drinking bags and toasted NASA workers on the ground who were sipping their own version of recycled drinking water. “The taste is great,” American astronaut Michael Barratt said. Then as Russian Gennady Padalka tried to catch little bubbles of the clear water floating in front of him, Barratt called the taste “worth chasing.” “The taste is great”. “Worth chasing.” Yeah, maybe worth chasing with a glass of battery acid. Just kidding, I’m sure urine is delicious. Like mine, but with less alcohol and cherry pits. *pew pew* Cheers! Crew drinks up recycled urine in space [msnbc] Thanks to Jon, who just ordered a case of the stuff because he loves outerspace .

Astronauts Drink Urine, Love Every Drop

Astronauts Drink Urine, Love Every Drop

Well if those aren’t the happy faces of three urine -guzzling fools , I don’t know what are. At the international space station, it was one small sip for man and a giant gulp of recycled urine for mankind. Astronauts aboard the space station celebrated a space first on Wednesday by drinking water that had been recycled from their urine, sweat and water that condenses from exhaled air. They said “cheers,” clicked drinking bags and toasted NASA workers on the ground who were sipping their own version of recycled drinking water. “The taste is great,” American astronaut Michael Barratt said. Then as Russian Gennady Padalka tried to catch little bubbles of the clear water floating in front of him, Barratt called the taste “worth chasing.” “The taste is great”. “Worth chasing.” Yeah, maybe worth chasing with a glass of battery acid. Just kidding, I’m sure urine is delicious. Like mine, but with less alcohol and cherry pits. *pew pew* Cheers! Crew drinks up recycled urine in space [msnbc] Thanks to Jon, who just ordered a case of the stuff because he loves outerspace .

Captain Ahab, The Harpoon!: Fail Whale Cake

Captain Ahab, The Harpoon!: Fail Whale Cake

Twitter user wildflourbakery went and made a fail whale cake for the Lawrence, Kansas Tweet Up. And I can safely say I have no idea what I just typed. Tweet Up? Fail whale? I AM ALL WIN FISH, SON. Hit the jump for a couple more shots and another, different fail whale cake.

Wait, What?: A Chocolate Powered Race Car

Wait, What?: A Chocolate Powered Race Car

That’s right, a team at Warwick University have developed a race car that’s made out of vegetables and runs on chocolate . Of course, gumdrops and licorice sticks would have been cooler, but hey, you work with what you’ve got. The racer isn’t legal to race in the F3-series as chocolate-based fuels aren’t on the approved list of energy sources, but that’s not the point. The WorldFirst team is trying to prove green-racing doesn’t have to mean boring-racing. They’ve used recycled materials in combination with fibers and extracts of fruits, vegetables and plants to create composites, materials and lubricants along the same vein as carbon fiber, plastics, and oil. It’s based on the standard Lola chassis and despite the eco-friendliness, the car will still hit 145 MPH and corner like the real deal. Well snap crackle pop! Plus, if you crash in the wilderness you can eat your car to survive. Double whammy! Now, here’s your fun word fact for the day: race car is spelled the same forwards and backwards. It’s a palindrome, just like “Wo! Nemo, Toss a Lasso to Me Now!” You know that joker Mr. Wizard that used to be on TV? Yeah, well I’m like his illegitimate cousin, Mr. Word Wizard. Except I don’t invite neighborhood kids over to my house all the time BECAUSE THAT’S NOT HOW I ROLL. WorldFirst ecoF3: A Chocolate-Powered Sustainable Race Car [jalopnik] Thanks to Dr Freak, Thumperchica, Lisa, Stirling and James, who made a race car that was powered by dreams but crashed it when one of them had a nightmare.

Wait, What?: A Chocolate Powered Race Car

Wait, What?: A Chocolate Powered Race Car

That’s right, a team at Warwick University have developed a race car that’s made out of vegetables and runs on chocolate . Of course, gumdrops and licorice sticks would have been cooler, but hey, you work with what you’ve got. The racer isn’t legal to race in the F3-series as chocolate-based fuels aren’t on the approved list of energy sources, but that’s not the point. The WorldFirst team is trying to prove green-racing doesn’t have to mean boring-racing. They’ve used recycled materials in combination with fibers and extracts of fruits, vegetables and plants to create composites, materials and lubricants along the same vein as carbon fiber, plastics, and oil. It’s based on the standard Lola chassis and despite the eco-friendliness, the car will still hit 145 MPH and corner like the real deal. Well snap crackle pop! Plus, if you crash in the wilderness you can eat your car to survive. Double whammy! Now, here’s your fun word fact for the day: race car is spelled the same forwards and backwards. It’s a palindrome, just like “Wo! Nemo, Toss a Lasso to Me Now!” You know that joker Mr. Wizard that used to be on TV? Yeah, well I’m like his illegitimate cousin, Mr. Word Wizard. Except I don’t invite neighborhood kids over to my house all the time BECAUSE THAT’S NOT HOW I ROLL. WorldFirst ecoF3: A Chocolate-Powered Sustainable Race Car [jalopnik] Thanks to Dr Freak, Thumperchica, Lisa, Stirling and James, who made a race car that was powered by dreams but crashed it when one of them had a nightmare.

About Time: Anti-Robot Denny’s Commercial

Truthfully, I rarely go to Denny’s because I prefer IHOP’s Rooty Tooty Fresh ‘N Fruity combo (two eggs , two bacon strips, two pork sausage links and two buttermilk pancakes crowned with cool strawberry or your choice of fruit compote and whipped topping). But I may make a change after seeing this commercial , which highlights the importance of eating a hearty breakfast in the fight against machines. You can’t go fighting those robotic bastards on an empty stomach — they’ll gut you like a fish! The Grand Slamwich from Denny’s: it’s what John Conner would do. Youtube Thanks to Scurls, who knows a Carnation Instant Breakfast just won’t cut it.

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