In an attempt to convince consumers to always upgrade when they release an updated version of a product, Sony sneakily worked some malicious code into old-style PS3’s , rendering them bunk. Thanks a lot, jerks. Kidding, that’s not what happened, please don’t sue me. But it totally is and you know it. I know how this shit works, I took a business class in community college. On its official PlayStation Blog, Sony posted that the “problem is being caused by a bug in the clock functionality incorporated in the system” and advises users of pre-Slim PlayStation 3 consoles to not use their systems “as doing so may result in errors in some functionality, such as recording obtained trophies, and not being able to restore certain data.” Sony also said: “We hope to resolve this problem within the next 24 hours.” Nice try, Sony, but I’m not falling for it. You know how the saying goes: fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice I WILL CUT YOU BITCH DON’T THINK I WON’T I AIN’T GOIN’ BACK TO PRISON! Global PlayStation Glitch; Many Games Unplayable [g4tv] Thanks to Lerner, cabbo, Dr. Steel, Tre B, suzanne, Calming Body Wash and Jeff, who all live dangerously and won’t be playing with their Wiimote straps tonight.

This is College Humor’s take on those ‘ Windows 7 Was My Idea’ commercials. My take is fast-forward the DVR, but that’s just me and I’m pretty much an advertising expert. Microsoft : hire me, I’ll hook you up. And not just with good drugs either ALTHOUGH I DO KNOW PEOPLE IF THAT’LL MOVE MY APPLICATION TO THE TOP OF THE PILE. If not, please disregard and I’m drug free so there’s really no point in testing. See that — I’ve saving you money already! Haha, what do you mean I have weed in my hair? Windows 7 Parody [collegehumor] Thanks to jimjamjum and Bullboner Bill, your parents must really hate you.

PleaseRobMe.com is a website that lists people who have recently left their homes and announced their location on Twitter . So you can go rob them. Or go spread rose petals all over their porch if you’re not into the whole robbery thing. The website was created to make an important point. One about me getting rich. Now, I’m gonna need some pantyhose and a Santa sack. PleaseRobMe Thanks to DKNL, Griffin! and Amanda, who, meet me on the corner of 219 S. 2nd Street in 20 minutes.

This is a Google Street View shot from Finland of a guy playing shake the dice by himself in his backyard. I think there might be a better shot of it out there somewhere (why would you want that?) but it looks like it’s already been removed from Google Maps . I think this is the after shot. The sad, sad after shot. Google Street View Thanks to Bret, who swears he doesn’t hunt Google Maps looking for this sort of thing. Suuuuure you don’t, Bret.

I hate to start wild speculation, and I’m by no means one of those foil-hat asshats (industrial-grade aluminum all the way, baby), but this is a picture of an alien spacecraft . Per NASA cover up : …what Hubble saw indicates that P/2010 A2 is unlike any object ever seen before. At first glance, the object appears to have the tail of a comet. Close inspection, however, shows a 140-meter nucleus offset from the tail center, very unusual structure near the nucleus, and no discernable gas in the tail. Knowing that the object orbits in the asteroid belt between Mars and Jupiter, a preliminary hypothesis that appears to explain all of the known clues is that P/2010 A2 is the debris left over from a recent collision between two small asteroids. If true, the collision likely occurred at over 15,000 kilometers per hour — five times the speed of a rifle bullet — and liberated energy in excess of a nuclear bomb. I hate to tell you how to do your job, NASA, but you’re really stabbing yourself in the crotch here. Think about it: you’re losing funding and getting projects cut left and right. Because nobody gives a shit about space. But if this was, in fact, an alien spacecraft, then….see where I’m going with this? (Fake another moon landing) Hubble spies debris ‘unlike any object ever seen before’ [dvice] Thanks to wes g, Ste, emerica, Brad B, timotheus maximus and sammy, who all agree space technology is bitchin’.

You see the guy in the upper left of the screen ? He’s a banker. A banker that’s about to look at some naked pictures of Victoria’s Secret model Miranda Kerr during a live news broadcast. Way to go, champ! As Lakos studiously detailed the Reserve Bank’s rates decision, hold interest rates at 3.75 per cent yesterday, over his shoulder a colleague was seen opening saucy photos as the cameras roll. And just to make sure the audience got a good look at just who was viewing the soft porn, the banker turned to look down the lens just as Lakos threw back to the studio. The action starts at 1:12 as dude takes a look around to make sure nobody’s looking. Oh, nobody’s looking alright BESIDES EVERYONE WATCHING THE NEWS. You, sir, are a shameful pervert (thank God we don’t film Geekologie). Banker busted live on TV looking at naked model Miranda Kerr [dailytelegraph] and Youtube Thanks to Ian, who claims he’s never used the internet for anything but research…. BWHAHAHAHAHA!!

You see the guy in the upper left of the screen ? He’s a banker. A banker that’s about to look at some naked pictures of Victoria’s Secret model Miranda Kerr during a live news broadcast. Way to go, champ! As Lakos studiously detailed the Reserve Bank’s rates decision, hold interest rates at 3.75 per cent yesterday, over his shoulder a colleague was seen opening saucy photos as the cameras roll. And just to make sure the audience got a good look at just who was viewing the soft porn, the banker turned to look down the lens just as Lakos threw back to the studio. The action starts at 1:12 as dude takes a look around to make sure nobody’s looking. Oh, nobody’s looking alright BESIDES EVERYONE WATCHING THE NEWS. You, sir, are a shameful pervert (thank God we don’t film Geekologie). Banker busted live on TV looking at naked model Miranda Kerr [dailytelegraph] and Youtube Thanks to Ian, who claims he’s never used the internet for anything but research…. BWHAHAHAHAHA!!

Weird, I could’ve sworn there used to be a porn site here. 404 Error [epicwinftw] Thanks to Jackie, who didn’t so much send a tip as me poach one off her Facebook wall.

Listen, I don’t know much about guns except for the fact that mine just ripped through my Snuggie’s sleeves again, but apparently the US military is pissed after discovering some of the high-powered scopes used on military-issued rifles contain codes to passages in the Bible. The sights are manufactured by Michigan-based company Trijicon who have a £400 million ($656 million) contract to supply 800,000 sights to the U.S. military. A spokesman for Trijicon said the inscriptions had always been on the sights and began under founder Glyn Bindon, who was a devout Christian. U.S. military rules specifically prohibit the promotion of any religion in Iraq or Afghanistan. Lawyer and former air force officer Michael Weinstein said the inscriptions play into the hands of those who say the U.S. is on a ‘crusade’ against Islam. ‘It allows the Mujahedeen, the Taliban, Al Qaeda and the insurrectionists and jihadists to claim they’re being shot by Jesus rifles,’ he said. Embarrassingly for Pentagon chiefs, the sights are currently being used by Afghan and Iraqi troops. Wow, that is pretty embarrassing. Almost as embarrassing as the Buddha Bombs I’ve been selling the military for years. Who did you think that fat guy was?! U.S. military weapons dubbed ‘Jesus guns’ after being inscribed with secret Bible codes [dailymail]

This is a video of a super-staged Wii fail . It’s still worth watching though, so check it out. Then you can bicker back and forth in the comments about something completely unrelated and call each other names . Haha — do I know you guys or what?! Youtube Thanks to mongoose82, who once beat a friend in the head with a Genesis controller until you could hear parts rattling around inside it. Brutal!