Poopsenders.com is a service that allows you to send bags of animal feces to people you don’t like. I assume it was created by a zoo employee because it’s not just cow dung that’s available, you can also opt for elephant and gorilla scat in quart and gallon sizes ($13-$24). It’s real too because I went through the entire ordering process ( The Superficial Writer has a birthday coming up). Well, that or I just got scammed. But I hope not because I can’t wait to see the look on his face when he opens that box and I run up behind him and smash his face in it and set him on fire. Best present ever! Official Site Thanks to Jcon, who sent a box to himself because he’s sick like that. You need help bro.

I just ordered 600 cases. Before and After Win [failblog] Thanks to yeahthatsme, Craig, Ijkabob, corey sucks at video games, retroprofile, Colin, Cloie, dcontard, Nedemai, lolpotatoes, FelipeMago, ed! and Clint, who all took black market boner pills and turned into unicorns.

I just ordered 600 cases. Before and After Win [failblog] Thanks to yeahthatsme, Craig, Ijkabob, corey sucks at video games, retroprofile, Colin, Cloie, dcontard, Nedemai, lolpotatoes, FelipeMago, ed! and Clint, who all took black market boner pills and turned into unicorns.

I just ordered 600 cases. Before and After Win [failblog] Thanks to yeahthatsme, Craig, Ijkabob, corey sucks at video games, retroprofile, Colin, Cloie, dcontard, Nedemai, lolpotatoes, FelipeMago, ed! and Clint, who all took black market boner pills and turned into unicorns.

I just ordered 600 cases. Before and After Win [failblog] Thanks to yeahthatsme, Craig, Ijkabob, corey sucks at video games, retroprofile, Colin, Cloie, dcontard, Nedemai, lolpotatoes, FelipeMago, ed! and Clint, who all took black market boner pills and turned into unicorns.

These pictures have probably been around for a little while because I remember seeing a couple little ones way back in this post (mind like a steel trap, baby), but I’d never seen the full set. WELL HERE IT IS. Per cosplayer Lillyxanda: I knew I wanted to be Princess Zelda when I played the original Legend of Zelda game back on Nintendo in 1987…it took me 18 years but i finaly got around to it. The illustrator Yusuke Nakano did’nt hold back when drawing the new designs for Princess Zelda. The designs are saturated in details for these grown up classic characters. I was feeling ambitious and decided to try and replicate the design. I had the honor of posing with the best Link cosplayer Pikminlink in some of these photos. Hit the jump for like 15 more. No need to thank me. I mean, unless you’re rich. Then you can thank me with money. Contact me for my bank account info. BUT NO NIGERIAN PRINCES. Fool me once, shame on you. Try to fool me twice and I’m one plane ticket to Africa away from WHIPPING YOUR ASS. Your princess awaits….

This is an old-ass video of somebody’s (the French’s?) Navy detonating an underwater mine. The picture quality is pretty poor but the explosion is amazing and I’m not afraid to admit I got aroused. Twice. Plus I love how at the very end they realize their boat’s gonna be capsized by the resulting wave and start going apeshit. Talk about poor planning — that’s something I would do! But it’s cool because I’m a blogger and not a Navy. Youtube Thanks to Trogdolorian, who plans on traveling back in time to seize and burninate a castle.

This is video from G4’s Attack of the Show (featuring Kevin Pereira and Olivia Munn ) depicting what Twilight would have been like if there was a just and fair God. But there isn’t, so guess who’ll be watching New Moon opening night? NOT ME! My guess is a shit-ton of 13-year old girls. Plus your girlfriend. Olivia Munn`s Twilight: Don`t Date Vampires [iambored] Thanks to me.vicky, who once bit the head off a bat because she thought she heard it talking in vampire-speak.

Kittens driving a cardboard mecha , what could be cuter? Nothing , that’s what! Unless there were chipmunks poking their heads out of the missile turrets. Oooh — and a sleepy bunny somewhere! Picture Thanks to Ross, who once built a mecha out of sticks but it got blown down by a bad wolf. Ironically, the very same wolf I ride into battle. Sorry about that, Ross.

If God didn’t want us drinking from boobs our whole lives, then why did he make them so appealing in adulthood ? Also, why don’t dinosaurs have nipples ? These and many other life changing questions will be answered in my forthcoming tell-all, “The GW: A Life of Blogging”. But honestly, when I first saw these $25 Boob Ice Luge molds I didn’t even know what I was looking at. And did that stop me from ordering 20? No, my bank account balance did. But I still got 12! Are you tired of your boring old Ice Luge? Planning a racy bachelor party and need an exciting way to chug your alcohol? Then you need this fabulous Boob Ice Luge! Just fill the breast mold with water, and in two days, you will have two rock hard boobs waiting to be filled with an alcoholic beverage of your choice! “Rock hard boobs”. Wow, that was a turn off. Don’t get me wrong, I’d still drink out of them all night, I just wouldn’t hang around after the party and try to take them home with me. Yes, yes I would. I don’t even care if the nipples melt off! Hit the jump for the uncensored shot.