NOTE : Video AFTER THE JUMP is NSFW due to thong. I told you it was a special bonus — AND I DON’T LIE! This is a video of Robin Williams on ‘Late Night with Jimmy Fallon’ talking about getting “OWNED” by 10 year-olds playing Call of Duty and naming his daughter after Princess Zelda . Respect (I loved you in Mrs. Doubtfire!). And, since it’s Friday (and I feel kinda bad about the Lara Croft thing), I included a video of a girl in a thong crushing a watermelon between her thighs that I found on the same site after watching the Robin Williams video. The sound alone was enough to give me the chills. Just like fingernails on a chalkboard, except a woman crushing a melon with her hooha. Hit it for the watermelon crushing fright-fest.

This is a chick with ass for days playing some racing game on XBox 360 . First one to name the game in the comments obviously missed the point of this post. Also, you think she shakes her ass around for the camera, or that’s really how she games? Either way I was waiting for the chair to break. Tahiticora est une gameuse, une vraie… Mais en String! [natchers]

I have absolutely no idea what the hell I just watched , but I have the feeling it’s the reason the internet was invented. Bonus black-suit Spidey after the jump. Just lookin’ out for you, loverboy. Hit it for the other vid. You know you wanna.

This is a video of a flashmob lightsaber fight that took place over the weekend at a mall in Britain. Now I’m not saying I would have screamed and soiled my pants had I been in the midst of all that, but I would have robbed the nearest jewelry store and blamed it on Luke Lightsaber over there. Over 100 Star Wars fans broke into an an massively epic lightsaber fight in Bristols Cabot Circus, a shopping mall in Bristol, England. The flashmob was organized online through facebook, and took place on February 13th 2010. Over 100 people is all it takes to be the world’s largest lightsaber fight? I would have figured it would at least take 1,000. But what do I know about world records? Besides, oh I don’t know, WORLD’S FASTEST LOVER! Aaaaand I’m good. Hit the jump for a longer, more professional video.

You ever wanted to see an old-ass Korean commercial featuring Robocop hocking fried chicken strips? You’re sick as f*** if you have. But this is it anyways, because I cater to you sickos. With a bowtie and silver platter and the whole nine yards. But if you think for one second I won’t spike your drink, you’ve got another thing coming. Namely, a spiked drink. And then I’m gonna gulp it down right in front of you. HIYO, gettin’ crunk on the job! Haha, what do you mean I’m fired? Youtube Thanks to victor, who doesn’t buy any products endorsed by robots. Buy human!

Because Snuggies alone don’t suck enough ass, somebody went and invented Pajama Jeans. What are Pajama Jeans? I don’t even want to know. But you do, don’t you? Fine, I’ll randomly copy/paste some paragraphs and hope they do the trick BUT ONLY BECAUSE I’M A HARD-HITTING JOURNALIST. *pow!* : “We were noticing that people were wearing their pajamas on airplanes and in grocery stores. But a lot of people have mixed feelings about it because they think it’s inappropriate and sloppy,” Stacey Buonanno, merchandising manager for The PajamaGram Company, maker of the double duty “denim,” explained to StyleList. “A lot of people wear their workout clothes out. But we thought it would be easy to take a pair of jeans, style them similar to a yoga pant, give them all the jean detailing, but make them stretchy and soft so that you wouldn’t mind wearing them to bed,” she told us. Adding that, “The cool thing about the fabric is that the outside looks like a typical twill but it definitely has more of a jersey feel. And the inside is really, really brushed, so it almost feels like the inside of sweatpants or fleece.” $40 scores a pair. And, for a limited time only, if you send them to me along with $20 I’ll sign them and sleep in them. Extra $10 for a Polaroid of me passed out on the couch with a penis drawn on my face, $5 for a custom stain. It’s really a bargain if you think about it. Drunk. Think about it drunk. Hit the jump for a worthwhile two-minute commercial.

Because Snuggies alone don’t suck enough ass, somebody went and invented Pajama Jeans. What are Pajama Jeans? I don’t even want to know. But you do, don’t you? Fine, I’ll randomly copy/paste some paragraphs and hope they do the trick BUT ONLY BECAUSE I’M A HARD-HITTING JOURNALIST. *pow!* : “We were noticing that people were wearing their pajamas on airplanes and in grocery stores. But a lot of people have mixed feelings about it because they think it’s inappropriate and sloppy,” Stacey Buonanno, merchandising manager for The PajamaGram Company, maker of the double duty “denim,” explained to StyleList. “A lot of people wear their workout clothes out. But we thought it would be easy to take a pair of jeans, style them similar to a yoga pant, give them all the jean detailing, but make them stretchy and soft so that you wouldn’t mind wearing them to bed,” she told us. Adding that, “The cool thing about the fabric is that the outside looks like a typical twill but it definitely has more of a jersey feel. And the inside is really, really brushed, so it almost feels like the inside of sweatpants or fleece.” $40 scores a pair. And, for a limited time only, if you send them to me along with $20 I’ll sign them and sleep in them. Extra $10 for a Polaroid of me passed out on the couch with a penis drawn on my face, $5 for a custom stain. It’s really a bargain if you think about it. Drunk. Think about it drunk. Hit the jump for a worthwhile two-minute commercial.

Sure Retro Thursday isn’t even a real segment on Geekologie but you never know, I might run with it. And by “it” I mean your bike . Of course if I was smart I would ride with it, but I’m not. This is a Japanese commercial from 1978 for Hagoromo canned tuna featuring one-off three-off versions of your favorite Star Wars characters . It didn’t really make me want to run out and buy tuna. Slim Jims and beer, sure, tuna not so much. Youtube via Video: Star Wars disco sea chicken [pinktentacle] Thanks to patrick, Melissa and mac, who are all smart enough to know squid’s the real chicken of the sea.

A bunch of French Canadians (you sound so funny!) decided to cover their friend in $37 of raw bacon and film it with the hopes of being featured on Geekologie. And, because I’m basically a super handsome ‘Make a Wish’ foundation, here it is. Per babelfish translation: We had the brilliant idea d’ to buy for 37 dollar of bacon and to do something with that nobody n’ could have made. moin d’ has; to be insane or belong to Philwillpic (thus insane) We did that to send photograph on the site of www.geekologie.com for qu’ they appear for finally carrying out one of our great dream, to be on geekology!!! Thank you with - neilmu- for the fauleuse song qu’ it has to grant to us to take Apparently they cooked and ate the bacon after, which is pretty gross, but I would have done the same thing. Shit, one time I ate a strip of bacon after it fell off my plate and bounced under the stove. It was hairy. Money shot at 1:55, but you’re gonna want to stop watching around 2:05, because things get strangely homoerotic after that. You’ve been warned (I watched it twice!). Youtube Thanks william and phil, but you should have cooked him.

I’ve been trying to avoid iPad related material because, damnit, I just don’t care. What do I look like, a tech blogger? Please. Anyway, I am posting this video of Pee-Wee Herman with an iPad because, well, I didn’t know he still made videos. Just don’t expect too much in the way of comedic relief, because there isn’t any. Of course, if you read Geekologie regularly, you should be used to it. Wait, did I just — gotdamnit. Pee-wee Gets An iPad! [funnyordie] Thanks to Reverend Faux and Joe Soap, who both know today’s secret word.