Remember the story about the 16-year old boy and 42-year old cougar hyena that met playing World of Warcraft and decided to bump warlocks in real life ? Well the woman was arrested at the airport in Texas after returning from visiting the boy in Canada . And her nipples were still hard from the cold. Donna Hawkins, a spokesperson for the Harris County District Attorney’s Office, told CTV.ca that the two allegedly “engaged in a cybersexual relationship” for more than a year. It is alleged that Price and the teenager “engaged in some sexual activity” before they were discovered, said Hawkins. Barrie police questioned Price, but found that she had not broken any law since the age of consent is 16. In Texas, however, the age of consent is 17, and Harris County prosecutors charged Price despite the fact that the alleged offence did not occur locally, said Hawkins. Price has been charged with two counts of online solicitation of a minor and one count of child enticement. None of the charges have been proven in court. Interesting, but do you know what has been proven in court? My right to flex. Second amendment baby! *swish* Texas woman who flew to meet Barrie teen, arrested [sympatico] Thanks to Alioth, who’s a level 80 Chris Hansen.

Because WoW can’t wait for a flood to subside. Oh man, the pranks I’d play on these guys with a powerstrip! This is What you Call Dedication to Gaming [unreality] Thanks again to Roy, who, for two tips in one day, gets to ride in my ark during the apocalypse.

Just look at the way she’s admiring his glasses and seductively licking her finger . That’s true love if I’ve ever seen it (and I’ve seen a turtle hump a sneaker ). On Tuesday evening, 16-year-old Andrew Kane nonchalantly asked his mother and father if they would drive him from their Barrie, Ont., home to a hotel in nearby Midland, where he planned to meet a 42-year-old woman with whom he had been having a secret relationship over the Internet. The Grade 11 student was found Thursday afternoon, after his parents spent two days desperately appealing for his safe return. On Wednesday, police had released pictures of Lauri Price, a Texas mother of four who had allegedly flown to Toronto and driven a rental car to collect the teen after striking up a relationship with him while playing the popular online game. The story is actually longer if you want to read it, but basically this kid was hoping to get his level 2 night elf dirty. That was a euphemism, FYI. For sex. Gross gross sex. Teen found after meeting his 42-year-old online ’soulmate’ [theglobeandmail] Thanks to Jaik, who once fell in love playing a video game until he realized the chick was just AI. Then he destroyed his console and vowed to never love again. Heartbreaking.

For those of you not in the know, Panera Bread is a fast-casual (don’t blame me, I didn’t make up the term) restaurant chain that offers free Wi-Fi to patrons. And this geezer is making the most of it — he brought his whole iMac into the restaurant and began playing World of Warcraft ! GO GRANDPA! Seriously I’m calling the police — we closed an hour ago. You Have Nothing to Apologize For, Panera Bread iMac Man [gizmodo] Thanks to Jessi, who once brought a netbook into a restaurant to use the free Wi-Fi but accidentally threw it away with her tray.

That’s right you little geeks, Adrianne Curry plays some butt-naked (and STONED) World of Warcraft . Did you hear that? That was 11.5 million WoW players crashing the Nazgrel server in an attempt to scout out her Level 33 Night Elf and steal it away from a Level 4 Brady. Adrianne Curry, the first winner of reality TV series America’s Next Top Model, plays Blizzard’s World of Warcraft in the nude - and she’s got the pictures to prove it. Via her Twitter, Curry announced that after an intense workout at her kickboxing class she would be taking a shower, then spending her Sunday afternoon getting stoned and playing World of Warcraft naked. Head on over to The Superficial to check out even more provocative pictures of Mrs. Peter Brady, including one of the WoW’er with a Darth Vader statue between her breasts. Why? Because he likes it there. Don’t question the Vade! America’s Next Top Model Winner Plays WoW Naked [escapistmagazine] Thanks to g3ne, who would hide himself in a computer tower for one glimpse of Adrianne’s spicy body. Get it? Spicy. Like curry! God I’m good at this.

Put down your wireless mice and keyboards , folks, somebody has beat World of Warcraft . From now on all WoW’ing will be in vain. You have been warned. A Taiwanese player has become the first person in the world to complete all 986 achievements found in World of Warcraft, reports CVG. “Little Gray” on the Wrathbringer server managed to killed 390,895 creatures and completed 5,906 quests in total, according to the WoW Armory website. As you would expect, however, there is one slight problem that should be noted. The player has yet to earn the holiday achievement ‘BB King’ but due to a bug with an old PvP achievement, he managed to earn two points, giving him 986/986. Cheater!! WoW is back in full effect, GO GO GO! I’m gonna be the first person REALLY beat it! And in case you were wondering, yes I play and write Geekologie at the same time. Plus a little Minesweeper. L337 MULTI-TASXOR! Taiwanese Player ‘Beats’ World of Warcraft [ign] Thanks to Ralph, Mary, Gingermonkey and stolly, who beat WoW years ago but aren’t braggarts.

Finally, a search engine designed specifically for finding World of Warcraft information. At last, the internet is complete . No, wait — it still needs an eHarmony for dinosaurs. I don’t need 29 degrees of compatibility, I just want something with teeth and a tail! And, okay, wings. Holy shit I’m a dragon lover. Embracing it! Mrgl-Mrgl Thanks to Random User, who could be any one of you.

I’m not allowed to play World of Warcraft anymore because my mom canceled my account but I’m still buying this Tankard O’ Terror stein because I want to brain my enemies with it. For those of you not the know, the Tankard O’ Terror is a mace weapon dropped by Coren Dinebrew during the 2009 BrewFest event in the game. Those guilty of emaciating their bodies by whiling away months of life in World of Warcraft are probably going to have a little trouble with the heft of this 4 lb tankard, especially if it is filled to its two-liter capacity (which will add another 4.5lbs to the overall weight). The tankard will cost $50 and be available in January. Plus, I heard chugging the full stein provides +10 drunkeness. Better equip your Pukey Boots! Product Site via Tankard O’Terror Replica Stein, a Manly Vessel For Uber-geeks [uberreview]

I’m not allowed to play World of Warcraft anymore because my mom canceled my account but I’m still buying this Tankard O’ Terror stein because I want to brain my enemies with it. For those of you not the know, the Tankard O’ Terror is a mace weapon dropped by Coren Dinebrew during the 2009 BrewFest event in the game. Those guilty of emaciating their bodies by whiling away months of life in World of Warcraft are probably going to have a little trouble with the heft of this 4 lb tankard, especially if it is filled to its two-liter capacity (which will add another 4.5lbs to the overall weight). The tankard will cost $50 and be available in January. Plus, I heard chugging the full stein provides +10 drunkeness. Better equip your Pukey Boots! Product Site via Tankard O’Terror Replica Stein, a Manly Vessel For Uber-geeks [uberreview]

I’m not allowed to play World of Warcraft anymore because my mom canceled my account but I’m still buying this Tankard O’ Terror stein because I want to brain my enemies with it. For those of you not the know, the Tankard O’ Terror is a mace weapon dropped by Coren Dinebrew during the 2009 BrewFest event in the game. Those guilty of emaciating their bodies by whiling away months of life in World of Warcraft are probably going to have a little trouble with the heft of this 4 lb tankard, especially if it is filled to its two-liter capacity (which will add another 4.5lbs to the overall weight). The tankard will cost $50 and be available in January. Plus, I heard chugging the full stein provides +10 drunkeness. Better equip your Pukey Boots! Product Site via Tankard O’Terror Replica Stein, a Manly Vessel For Uber-geeks [uberreview]