Casttoos are tattoos for casts. The company makes a number of different standard designs (flames, tribal stuff, etc), but the coolest available is a custom version of your actual brokeback bones . You just email the company a scan of your x-ray , and they send you a waterproof tattoo to apply to your cast. It’s as simple as that! And, as a guy whose shattered his arm twice defending a woman’s honor….turns out she was a slut. Oh well, you live and learn . (I WANT MY ARM BACK, HUSSY!) Product Site via Make your arm cast see-thru with Casttoo [dvice]

ShadyURL is a simple website . You go, enter another website’s URL, and, just like magic (it might actually BE magic ), it creates a highly questionable URL that links to the same site. It’s really a great way to get fired or put on a government watch list if that’s what you’re shooting for. Me? I’m shooting for that laughing dog in Duck Hunt. LIKE YOU COULD DO ANY BETTER, JERK. No kibble for you. ShadyURL Thanks to Clinton, who’s too good to actually send tips and posts them on Geekologie’s Facebook wall instead. *poke*

A Polish newspaper wrote an article about the Winter Olympics and included this graphic, which depicts Pedobear as one of the games’ mascots. Which, wow, who knew Poles could run a printing press? …apparently what happened here is that someone Photoshopped Pedobear into a piece of artwork containing the various cuddly characters that some artist dreamed up to represent the upcoming Winter Olympics. While putting the article together, it would appear that some photo editor got his hands on the wrong version of the artwork, didn’t realize it, and the image ran in the paper. Listen, this sort of thing happens all the time. You don’t even want to know how often I accidentally upload naked pics for Geekologie articles. Thank God I prevew all the articuls before postign them. Haha, I said preview, not spell check. Funny Picture: Internet sensation Pedobear appears in Polish newspaper to promote Winter Olympics [examiner] Thanks to Ford and Matt, who will be on the lookout for Pedo at the ice skating rink.

A Polish newspaper wrote an article about the Winter Olympics and included this graphic, which depicts Pedobear as one of the games’ mascots. Which, wow, who knew Poles could run a printing press? …apparently what happened here is that someone Photoshopped Pedobear into a piece of artwork containing the various cuddly characters that some artist dreamed up to represent the upcoming Winter Olympics. While putting the article together, it would appear that some photo editor got his hands on the wrong version of the artwork, didn’t realize it, and the image ran in the paper. Listen, this sort of thing happens all the time. You don’t even want to know how often I accidentally upload naked pics for Geekologie articles. Thank God I prevew all the articuls before postign them. Haha, I said preview, not spell check. Funny Picture: Internet sensation Pedobear appears in Polish newspaper to promote Winter Olympics [examiner] Thanks to Ford and Matt, who will be on the lookout for Pedo at the ice skating rink.

You see the guy in the upper left of the screen ? He’s a banker. A banker that’s about to look at some naked pictures of Victoria’s Secret model Miranda Kerr during a live news broadcast. Way to go, champ! As Lakos studiously detailed the Reserve Bank’s rates decision, hold interest rates at 3.75 per cent yesterday, over his shoulder a colleague was seen opening saucy photos as the cameras roll. And just to make sure the audience got a good look at just who was viewing the soft porn, the banker turned to look down the lens just as Lakos threw back to the studio. The action starts at 1:12 as dude takes a look around to make sure nobody’s looking. Oh, nobody’s looking alright BESIDES EVERYONE WATCHING THE NEWS. You, sir, are a shameful pervert (thank God we don’t film Geekologie). Banker busted live on TV looking at naked model Miranda Kerr [dailytelegraph] and Youtube Thanks to Ian, who claims he’s never used the internet for anything but research…. BWHAHAHAHAHA!!

You see the guy in the upper left of the screen ? He’s a banker. A banker that’s about to look at some naked pictures of Victoria’s Secret model Miranda Kerr during a live news broadcast. Way to go, champ! As Lakos studiously detailed the Reserve Bank’s rates decision, hold interest rates at 3.75 per cent yesterday, over his shoulder a colleague was seen opening saucy photos as the cameras roll. And just to make sure the audience got a good look at just who was viewing the soft porn, the banker turned to look down the lens just as Lakos threw back to the studio. The action starts at 1:12 as dude takes a look around to make sure nobody’s looking. Oh, nobody’s looking alright BESIDES EVERYONE WATCHING THE NEWS. You, sir, are a shameful pervert (thank God we don’t film Geekologie). Banker busted live on TV looking at naked model Miranda Kerr [dailytelegraph] and Youtube Thanks to Ian, who claims he’s never used the internet for anything but research…. BWHAHAHAHAHA!!

You like what I did there in the title? Wrong way — get it? That’s a common road sign you see when you’re driving the wrong way because you’re a f***ing idiot ! Dodge minivan that entered a closed construction zone in Manhattan was accidentally hit and flipped over by the wrecking ball as onlookers watch in horror and ran for cover. Driver escaped with minor injuries. DAAAYAMN, I’ve always wanted to see that happen! Aaaaand now I have. Jesus, well what do I watch now? …. …. More cat videos!! Youtube Thanks to Yopoleo, who once hit a wrecking ball with his truck and sent it to the moon.

You like what I did there in the title? Wrong way — get it? That’s a common road sign you see when you’re driving the wrong way because you’re a f***ing idiot ! Dodge minivan that entered a closed construction zone in Manhattan was accidentally hit and flipped over by the wrecking ball as onlookers watch in horror and ran for cover. Driver escaped with minor injuries. DAAAYAMN, I’ve always wanted to see that happen! Aaaaand now I have. Jesus, well what do I watch now? …. …. More cat videos!! Youtube Thanks to Yopoleo, who once hit a wrecking ball with his truck and sent it to the moon.

If you’ve been reading Geekologie for over a year (gold star reader!) you may recall the story we ran about Lamborghini donating two Gallardo’s to the Italian police for use in high-speed chases involving other supercars . Well, if you couldn’t tell by the picture, one of them isn’t doing so hot. The 200mph Gallardo ploughed into parked cars after it swerved to avoid another vehicle that had just pulled out of a petrol station. It was being driven back from a special show for students when the accident happened near the city of Cremona. Two police officers in the car escaped with only minor injuries. No-one else was hurt in the crash. Police also use the vehicles to ferry transplant organs in specially fitted fridges. Hell yeah, transplant organs. Say — any livers in that fridge? Kidding, I’m vegetarian! Hit the jump for one more shot from the other side.

We saw another steering wheel desk here on Geekologie quite some time ago, but I think we can all agree this is a much improved model . First of all, you can write/type at a normal angle and not the angle of the actual wheel . As a matter of fact, I’m using one now, and I’ve got to admit: it’s quite comfortable. Secondly, HOOOOOOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT Hit the jump for a bunch of other worthwhile product shots.