In bad news for guys who can’t grow a beard , a recent study indicates that women find a little facial hair and a geeky personality the two biggest turn-ons . Really? THEN WHY HAVEN’T I EVER SEEN A BOOB?! Despite complaining that it looks unkempt and feels rough to touch, the unshaven look on a man is actually a turn-on for 41 per cent of women. A slightly geeky personality came second, proving that women really do like a guy who knows their stuff when it comes to technology. A hairy chest was voted third, followed by a man who loves to read or cries at a soppy film. Other secret turn-ons to feature in the top ten include grey hair, glasses and being a passionate supporter of a sports team. The poll of 2,500 women also revealed that 91 per cent would actually prefer a guy who had a few flaws over someone who is perfect. And more than half would rather a guy who was soft and cuddly instead of toned and muscly. Jesus, you’d think I was God’s gift to women the way that list reads. Well, provided God’s gift to women glues pubes to his face and cheers for the Steelers. WHICH HE DOES. The perfect man is a geek with facial stubble… women’s secret turn-ons revealed [dailymail] Thanks to Comfort Eagle, who still made me feel better despite pecking my eyes out.

Um, yeah, shoes designed to look like the podiatric lovechild of a Lamborghini police car and stiletto heels. That’s something. Something I’ll pay you $200 to wear and Riverdance on my nuts. We live in an explosive time for fashion. Bright lights, low brow, express yourself. Applause is given to those who don’t hold back. That’s what these shoes are all about, if you ask me. Absolute wonderfulness embodied in a shoe. Anyone who looks at these (assuming they someday exist in the real world) must stop in wonder. Wow, what am I even looking at! These are a sight to behold! Huh? That’s less coherent than what I write and I usually just close my eyes and pound my fists on the keyboard like a child begging to be fed. Which *ahem* these green beans aren’t gonna fly themselves to my lips, a-hole! Hit the jump for some ridiculous closeups.

As a man who has never, and probably will never, see a woman’s personals , I can’t say one way or the other if the G-Point (instead of spot , get it?) mouse actually does look like a female’s nether-region when viewed from above. I do know it looks like a futuristic pool float from this angle though. Which — please tell me that’s not what a vagina looks like from the side. I’m so lost. Hit the jump to see the mouse’s more sexual side.

Sure he looks like a stoned pug, but still: G for effort . AND Gizmo. The dress skirt is available for $2,100 from Alex and Chloe, and is, wait — $2,100? You’ve got to be f***ing kidding me. “Gizmo” skirt in grey tweed with ‘ear-pockets’ and swarovski crystal eyes by BRIAN LICHTENBERG from the ready to wear collection. PLEASE NOTE: The Ready to Wear BRIAN LICHTENBERG pieces are made to order - Please allow 10-14 business days before we ship this item. First of all, for being in the “ready to wear” collection, 10-14 business days before shipping doesn’t exactly sound all that ready. And secondly, how much you wanna bet there’s an evil Gremlin hiding behind that cuddly little face? (I’m talking about her vagina) Hit the jump for a couple more shots, including some close-ups.

This picture is so old colors hadn’t even been invented yet. But had balls of steel ? Yes they had. Speaking of which: thanks God, now watch me jump this bus with rocket-skates on. How Did They Make Zeppelins? [gizmodo] Thanks to Rick, who built a zeppelin single-handedly and then crashed it into a billboard. Smooth move, buddy.

This picture is so old colors hadn’t even been invented yet. But had balls of steel ? Yes they had. Speaking of which: thanks God, now watch me jump this bus with rocket-skates on. How Did They Make Zeppelins? [gizmodo] Thanks to Rick, who built a zeppelin single-handedly and then crashed it into a billboard. Smooth move, buddy.

The cleavage caddy may look like a breast-shaped CD holder for your car’s sun visor, but it’s not. No, it’s a purse a woman (or moobed gentleman — hopefully with a monocle) stows between their breasts (look at me using the proper nomenclature!) and bra . An insert for your bra with or without an added lace accent to to enhance your attire with a feminine influence. If you choose the lace version, the lace covers your cleavage, adding an extra element of modesty, while still allowing you to carry all of your personal items discretely tucked in your bra. These are worn anchored to the bra by the elastic strap with a snap. Tuck away your keys, credit cards, lipstick and more! Caddies cost $30 and are guaranteed to make your boobs look all angular and pointy and generally undesirable. But will guys still stare at them? Absolutely. Available in medium (below 38D) and large (above 38D) something something MOTORBOAT! *BWUBWUBWUBWWUB!* Pulitzer me. Product Site Thanks to Justin, who totally didn’t find the site searching “cleavage” on Google (yes he did too).

I’ve always been fairly certain the g-spot was invented by women to make me feel inept, and now I have proof . You hear that, women? You don’t know your body , science knows your body! “Women may argue that having a G-spot is due to diet or exercise, but in fact it is virtually impossible to find real traits,” said Tim Spector, professor of genetic epidemiology, who co-authored the research. “This is by far the biggest study ever carried out and it shows fairly conclusively that the idea of a G-spot is subjective.” In the research, 1,804 British women aged 23-83 answered questionnaires. All were pairs of identical or non-identical twins. Identical twins share all their genes, while non-identical pairs share 50% of theirs. If one identical twin reported having a G-spot, this would make it far more likely that her sister would give the same answer. But no such pattern emerged, suggesting the G-spot is a matter of the woman’s subjective opinion. As much as I wanna believe there isn’t a magic love button that I’ve never managed to push, this study doesn’t really prove anything except British women don’t have g-spots. Or boyfriends with straight teeth. HIYO STEREOTYPES! What an anti-climax: G-spot is a myth [timesonline] Thanks to Salazar, whose convinced there’s an h-spot. Salazar, that’s ridiculous (can you draw me a map on this napkin?)

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