Getty Images Elton John might love her, but the Grammy voters? Not so much! The pop sensation slash fierce fashionista kicked off the awards show last night with a spectacular piano-playing performance of "Speechless," and was lucky enough to be…

Apparently a man who’s too stupid to realize nobody ever wins anything with those “go to a website and enter the code under your cap ” deals (you haven’t, don’t lie) was offended when the randomly-generated security code at the Coca-Cola website read “U F**KR”. Warehouse manager Alistair, 26, said: “I couldn’t believe my eyes when that popped up. “I understand it was randomly generated, but you’d think Coke would have some measures in place to stop four-letter words like that appearing.” Red-faced Coca-Cola bosses have promised immediate action to prevent embarrassing codes popping up in future. “Unfortunately this has occurred due to an automated selection of random letters but we are taking immediate action to ensure this will not happen again.” Oh grow up, Alistair, you whiny little Nancy. You’re just upset cause you know THE CODE WAS THE TRUTH. Ooooh, burn! Coke ’sorry’ for swear blunder [sun] Thanks to Coedy, who once had to enter ‘U BUTTLOVING DILDO’ and did it without thinking twice because he’s not a whiny baby.

Some would argue that I actually belong completely off the upper right side of the chart . And those people would be correct. Infographic of the Day: The Brains vs. Beauty Quandry [fastcompany] Thanks to Zach, whose handsomeness and genius can’t even be quantified on a two dimensional graph.

This is the winner of the hit television series Ukraine’s Got Talent , Kseniya Simonova, showing off her sand manipulating skills. And let me tell you, it’s impressive . Almost as impressive as the time I made a three-bucket sandcastle at the beach before the ocean washed it away. DAMN YOU, POSEIDON, YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THE LAST OF ME! Youtube Thanks to Joemo, Misa, Harriet and naas, who have all kicked sand in an opponent’s face during a fistfight.

It's no wonder Hayden Panettiere walked away from the Hollywood Style Awards last night with the Young Hollywood Style Icon title - the Heroes hottie definitely knows how to dress herself! She may not pick the best film roles,…

The Idol winner answers reader questions about babies, barbeque and boxers or breifs … entertainment news American Idol winner 2009 Kris Allen Interview PEOPLE.com PEOPLE Magazine Exclusive