If you’re a fan of both this year’s Oscar favorites and the terrible humans of Jersey Shore , I’ve got just what you want to gape at with a baffled stare: the cast of brain-wrecking MTV show recreating scenes from this year’s Best Picture batch, thanks to Mr. G. Lopez (TBS, very funny). It’s like watching the most acclaimed films of 2009 through orange glasses smeared in hair gel. That is, it’s awful–unless you’re really excited about hearing The Situation get involved in a “who’s on first?” routine.

If you’re a fan of both this year’s Oscar favorites and the terrible humans of Jersey Shore , I’ve got just what you want to gape at with a baffled stare: the cast of brain-wrecking MTV show recreating scenes from this year’s Best Picture batch, thanks to Mr. G. Lopez (TBS, very funny). It’s like watching the most acclaimed films of 2009 through orange glasses smeared in hair gel. That is, it’s awful–unless you’re really excited about hearing The Situation get involved in a “who’s on first?” routine.

I remember seeing this video (the original Japanese commercial for The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past ) a long time ago, and you’re probably gonna yell at me because you sent it to me years ago, but you know what? I’m not gonna let it get to me. You can’t make me feel bad. But you can make me a sandwich. And you know what? YOU’RE GOING TO. Triangle cut, no crust, no pubes. Youtube via Zelda dance [wtfjapanseriously] Thanks to Spikey DaPikey and Dan, who actually perform that dance at clubs and impress all the womens.

Part XXVI in The Internet’s continuing series Videos Where a Director’s Signature Style Is Caricatured and Applied to a Subject You Wouldn’t Expect from Said Director , here’s Tim Burton’s Weekend at Bernie’s :

NOTE : Video is NSFW due to anime nudity at 0:25, 0:52, 1:25, 2:39 and 3:25 — so skip those parts. Or don’t, God, you hate your job anyway. This is a cover and music video of The Vapors’ classic, ‘Turning Japanese’ as performed by Kirsten Dunst. I thought you might be into it. Hell, I don’t know, she’s dressed up as the “Akihabara Majokko Princess” and dancing around in the streets. Plus blue hair and a magic wand . And speaking of magic wands: have any of you seen Harry Potter around here lately? I think we might have had a little mix-up. I went to play fetch with my dog and he exploded. Youtube Thanks to Isaac and Marty the farmer, who have both been huge Kirsten Dunst fans since Jumanji. Jesus Christ.

This is a video of an OU physics professor freezing and shattering a laptop with liquid nitrogen to remind students not to bring them to class. It was pretty effective. Not as effective as the time Mr. Wizard shattered a giant bouncy ball with liquid nitrogen , but this guy isn’t exactly Mr. Wizard. Also, the camera-phoner filming it didn’t actually manage to get the shattering on video, so I’d gonna go ahead and suggest you fail them now. Geez, it’s just light waves and shit — you will never understand physics! On a side note, did you know I beat emulated versions of ‘Ocarina of Time’ AND ‘Majora’s Mask’ on my laptop in class while I was getting my master’s? Because I did. AND STILL GRADUATED WITH HONORS. Huh? No I didn’t blow all my professors! Youtube via Don’t Bring Laptops to Class or Else [gizmodo]

A friend of mine took his mom to see Antichrist . This is why I’d never do that. Also, because that’s a fucking crazy thing to do.

NOTE : Dirty word at 0:50. This is a six minute video about Chat Roulette that Geekologie Readers Alex & Brett made after being inspired by my hard-hitting journalism on the same subject . I thought the most interesting part was the fact that a cute girl that doesn’t say or do anything can keep a guy to stay connected for 8:30, but a boy who looks like Harry Potter had 15 people disconnect on him in 3:25. That sucks, Harry (you should have used magic!). This was a project I did for fun as well as for school. It was mostly interesting despite the fact I can’t shake this feeling the internet is more important than I was or ever will be. Regardless, I think it’s an entertaining piece about how absurd the website Chat Roulette really is. If anyone who frequents chat roulette is wondering, through recording I easily saw over one hundred sets of male genitalia compared to a measly two open welcoming female parts. Wow, worse than a 1/50 chance of seeing a vajayjay versus a vapenis. Those are pretty terrible odds. Wait — where are you going? Haha, not bad enough for you, huh? Enjoy the peeners! Youtube Thanks to Alex & Brett, who claim they undertook the project in the name of science, but I suspect it may have been all the guys playing with themselves. Kidding! Well, half-kidding.

This is an adorable little video of what baking cookies would be like if it were anything similar to running Photoshop . Unfortunately, it’s not. Which is how I managed to burn my old house down. Kidding, KIDDING — I was hoping to catch the ex-wife while she was sleeping. Ssshhhhhh!! Adobe Photoshop Cook [buzzfeed] Thanks to Mary, who is skilled enough to bake casseroles in MS Paint.

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