This is a little Asian girl dressed as Voltron in what may or may yes be a mall’s food court. And as much as I despise robots (particularly ones that join together to form larger, even more menacing robots), I’ll admit you really can’t help but love her. Ha, I said you. I still hate her. voltron girl [angryasianman] Thanks to Ryan and Mustang Sanford, who know I don’t really hate the little girl. It’s her parents.

This is a Google Street View shot from Finland of a guy playing shake the dice by himself in his backyard. I think there might be a better shot of it out there somewhere (why would you want that?) but it looks like it’s already been removed from Google Maps . I think this is the after shot. The sad, sad after shot. Google Street View Thanks to Bret, who swears he doesn’t hunt Google Maps looking for this sort of thing. Suuuuure you don’t, Bret.

A Canadian man was recently broken up with by his girlfriend after she found racy text messages on his cell phone . Only thing was, the messages come preloaded on every model of that phone. Ah, women . They’re all batshit crazy. The Winnipeg man is calling for the phones to be recalled, after his girlfriend of two and a half years dumped him after finding text messages saying ‘Booty call,’ ‘Where u at,’ and ‘Be there soon’ stored on his phone. I said, “You’re being ridiculous.” She said, “No I’m not, here’s the proof,”‘ he told the Free Press.He called Virgin Mobile to complain, and was told to file a written complaint. He also returned to the store where he bought the phone - where the staff were as surprised as he was to find the cheeky messages on the phone. ‘At first, we didn’t believe him,’ shop assistant Mike Ford told the newspaper. ‘But when we looked at a couple of the same phones he bought, and found they all had the same messages.’ Darren now wants the phones to be recalled and the messages removed, to prevent other from having ‘to go through the hell I’m going through.’ Listen, I’m not saying this woman isn’t a rocket surgeon, but don’t those messages usually come in a folder marked ‘Templates’? Granted, if I ever saw a text message on my significant other’s cell phone that said “booty call”, I’d be pissed too. I don’t date people who talk like that! Man dumped over mobile phone’s pre-loaded sexy text messages [metro] Thanks to Van, who once got dumped for calling 411.

A Polish newspaper wrote an article about the Winter Olympics and included this graphic, which depicts Pedobear as one of the games’ mascots. Which, wow, who knew Poles could run a printing press? …apparently what happened here is that someone Photoshopped Pedobear into a piece of artwork containing the various cuddly characters that some artist dreamed up to represent the upcoming Winter Olympics. While putting the article together, it would appear that some photo editor got his hands on the wrong version of the artwork, didn’t realize it, and the image ran in the paper. Listen, this sort of thing happens all the time. You don’t even want to know how often I accidentally upload naked pics for Geekologie articles. Thank God I prevew all the articuls before postign them. Haha, I said preview, not spell check. Funny Picture: Internet sensation Pedobear appears in Polish newspaper to promote Winter Olympics [examiner] Thanks to Ford and Matt, who will be on the lookout for Pedo at the ice skating rink.

A Polish newspaper wrote an article about the Winter Olympics and included this graphic, which depicts Pedobear as one of the games’ mascots. Which, wow, who knew Poles could run a printing press? …apparently what happened here is that someone Photoshopped Pedobear into a piece of artwork containing the various cuddly characters that some artist dreamed up to represent the upcoming Winter Olympics. While putting the article together, it would appear that some photo editor got his hands on the wrong version of the artwork, didn’t realize it, and the image ran in the paper. Listen, this sort of thing happens all the time. You don’t even want to know how often I accidentally upload naked pics for Geekologie articles. Thank God I prevew all the articuls before postign them. Haha, I said preview, not spell check. Funny Picture: Internet sensation Pedobear appears in Polish newspaper to promote Winter Olympics [examiner] Thanks to Ford and Matt, who will be on the lookout for Pedo at the ice skating rink.

Verizon , in an act of big-brotherdom , has decided to prevent wireless access to 4chan, the sparkling gem of the internet . I’ve got the feeling this isn’t going to end well . Per 4chan Status: Over the past 72 hours, we’ve been receiving reports from Verizon Wireless customers having difficulty accessing the image boards. After investigating, we found that Verizon is dropping traffic to/from boards.4chan.org, only on port 80 (HTTP). No other subdomain/IP/port is affected, which leads us to believe this block is intentional. After an hour and a half on the phone, we’ve received confirmation from Verizon’s Network Repair Bureau (NRB) that we are “explicitly blocked.” If you’ve been affected by the block, please call Verizon NRB at (866) 298-5373 to file a complaint. Wow. Enjoy all the goatse pics, Verizon. 4 Chan Status Thanks to Thomas, steven, Chris, 40hands and like twenty Anons and Anonymouses, who all make the world (wide web) go round.

You see the guy in the upper left of the screen ? He’s a banker. A banker that’s about to look at some naked pictures of Victoria’s Secret model Miranda Kerr during a live news broadcast. Way to go, champ! As Lakos studiously detailed the Reserve Bank’s rates decision, hold interest rates at 3.75 per cent yesterday, over his shoulder a colleague was seen opening saucy photos as the cameras roll. And just to make sure the audience got a good look at just who was viewing the soft porn, the banker turned to look down the lens just as Lakos threw back to the studio. The action starts at 1:12 as dude takes a look around to make sure nobody’s looking. Oh, nobody’s looking alright BESIDES EVERYONE WATCHING THE NEWS. You, sir, are a shameful pervert (thank God we don’t film Geekologie). Banker busted live on TV looking at naked model Miranda Kerr [dailytelegraph] and Youtube Thanks to Ian, who claims he’s never used the internet for anything but research…. BWHAHAHAHAHA!!

You see the guy in the upper left of the screen ? He’s a banker. A banker that’s about to look at some naked pictures of Victoria’s Secret model Miranda Kerr during a live news broadcast. Way to go, champ! As Lakos studiously detailed the Reserve Bank’s rates decision, hold interest rates at 3.75 per cent yesterday, over his shoulder a colleague was seen opening saucy photos as the cameras roll. And just to make sure the audience got a good look at just who was viewing the soft porn, the banker turned to look down the lens just as Lakos threw back to the studio. The action starts at 1:12 as dude takes a look around to make sure nobody’s looking. Oh, nobody’s looking alright BESIDES EVERYONE WATCHING THE NEWS. You, sir, are a shameful pervert (thank God we don’t film Geekologie). Banker busted live on TV looking at naked model Miranda Kerr [dailytelegraph] and Youtube Thanks to Ian, who claims he’s never used the internet for anything but research…. BWHAHAHAHAHA!!

Weird, I could’ve sworn there used to be a porn site here. 404 Error [epicwinftw] Thanks to Jackie, who didn’t so much send a tip as me poach one off her Facebook wall.

Just when I thought my dino-ribonucleic acids were safe, I get news that scientists have developed autonomous DNA -bots that can biped their little asses around inside me and royally f*** all my insides up. The walking device consists of a strand of DNA that contains a 5′,5′ linkage in the middle. One leg is called L-E and the other is called L-O. It walks on a track consisting of a series of stem-loops (T1-T4) that are part of a stiff DX motif. It is fueled by a pair of successive stem-loops (F1 and F2) that are in solution. The driving force for its motion is the formation of more base pairs than exist at any given time. Right. DNA-scale robots? That’s freaking tiiiiny . And I can recall a time in the not-so-distant past when I was confident nothing could possibly be smaller better to crush monster trucks with than my penis. Autonomous Bipedal Robot Built Out Of DNA [ohgizmo] Thanks to Dave, who’s working on building an army of nano-ants to combat this evil DNA.