Eva Mendes and her boyfriend of eight (8!) years, Michael Concepcion, donned matching plaid shirts for brunch at Hugo's over the weekend. Eight years together is quite awhile in Hollywood years. But have they gotten so comfortable with each other…

Kirsten Dunst put on her finest duds to head to downtown LA yesterday for a fitting with some friends. It's not like Kirsten Dunst is necessarily known for her fashion sense, but this outfit is looking a little like a…

I don’t wear sunglasses because I like squinting, but for those of you that do, and only have one giant eye, maybe these new Martin Margiela sunglasses are for you. Sure they look like a giant windshield and cost $570, but that’s a small price to pay for looking like a giant Miami douche-hydrant, am I right? Of course I am. Unless we’re talking about handed, in which case I’m left. Speaking of which — remember that no child left behind program? It’s a lie (my parents abandoned me at a water park). Martin Margiela Sunglasses [likecool] Thanks to naas, who doesn’t wear sunglasses BECAUSE HE OPTS FOR DUAL EYE PATCHES. Damn yeah, matey!

Who the hell still rocks those oldschool CRT monitors ? You do? Oh, sorry. Truthfully, I still rock a 21-incher myself. HIYO! Anyway, this is a $230 computer mailbox fabricated out of wood and a traditional mailbox so that some punkass teenagers can come bat the shit out of it. I don’t recommend them. But I do recommend you paying me $100 to make you a modern flatscreen monitor mailbox . Sure it’ll just be an unpainted piece of particleboard with a whole cut in the middle, but what did you expect? Watch your bills just blow away! But not into my yard, I’ll call the cops. Computer Mailbox: You see, grandma? This is how e-mail works [dvice]

Wearing a black mini dress and curious bow/headband thingie, Lilo felt the need to pull a Britney and change the rest of her outfit mid-party at the Inglourious Basterds premiere in NYC last night. Unfortch, the change in shoes…

To ensure employees at Keihin Electric Express Railway in Japan are putting their best lip forward, the company has implemented a “smile check” policy, in which workers will be required to smile into a camera and have their mug subjected to software analysis of their happiness . The device analyzes the facial characteristics of a person, including eye movements, lip curves and wrinkles, and rates a smile on a scale between 0 and 100 percent using a camera and computer. For those with low scores, advice like “You still look too serious,” or “Lift up your mouth corners,” will be displayed on the screen. Some 530 employees of the Tokyo-based railway company will check their smiles with Smile Scan before starting work each day. They will print out and carry around an image of their best smile in an attempt to remember it. Wow. I smell discrimination. Or fire. Shit, yep that’s definitely fire. HEEEEEELP! Wait a minute. *sniff* Pork chop sandwiches! Your Smile Will Be Monitored To Evaluate Quality Of Service [io9] Thanks to Trin, who once killed a robot with a smile. Brave move, Trin.

When you wear two nearly identical fug rompers in one week, it's time to seek help (or hire a new stylist…whatevs). After cheating on her husband with her co-star (not to mention the rumors of an impending divorce), LeAnn…

Remember the Montauk Monster ? It’s back . Well, another one at least. Escaped from the same top secret government facility as the first, this monster washed up on Southhold, Long Island, just across the bay from Montauk. AND THERE’S VIDEO. AND IT’S GROSS. BUT I’D STILL EAT IT. BECAUSE I’M HUNGRY. Hit the jump for some guy poking the thing, holding hands with it, and singing Kumbaya and shit.

It's not like either of these two are a prize, and thus, they're perfect for each other, but Heidi was looking a little worse for wear last night after a long day of shooting The Hills. Let's hope she gets…

The Gold Bullion Wireless Mouse (not to be confused the the piratey USB hub ) is actually plastic. Which is why it costs $35 and not $35 gajillion . To its credit though, it does have a scroll wheel. But still, why anybody would actually pay for this garish piece of bullionshit (count it) is beyond me. That said, I bought one as a gag gift for The Superficial Writer . He loves this kind of crap. And also, American Idol. UPDATE 1 YEAR LATER : ZOMG, The Superficial Writer left a gold brick on his desk — I’m gonna be rich! Gold Bullion Wireless Mouse only looks like a million bucks [engadget] Thanks to Julian and Oscar The Slouch, who are far too classy for those tuxedo-print t-shirts. Right guys? Right?