This is a picture depicting the Ninja Turtles as imagined by various famous artists . It’s pretty cute . That’s right, cute . I can call things cute because I’m secure enough in my masculinity to do that. Also, tape my penis between my buttcheeks and wear women’s underwear. It’s Pizza Time, Picasso! [poppedculture] Thanks to Thomas and canine-o’clock, who argue that the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are , in fact, heroes in whole shells.

That title I came up with made me think of Shredder and the Ninja Turtles . Did anybody else get that feeling? It felt like a tingle. And I’m not talking about Tingle the map -seller in the Zelda series. Although I do know what he feels like too because he touched my butt once. Creep! Now, where was I? I think I was at the fair when that happened. The guitar is right handed. I play it so the Koopa is on its back (it’s been stomped). When it is on a guitar stand it’s walking about. Just pretend Mario jumped on the Koopa Troopa and chose to hold it for too long so it’s escaping. I’m gonna go ahead and give myself advance-props now for not writing a single word about the guitar. Because that’s just quality-ass blogging right there. Hey — some people got it, some people don’t. Unfortunately I don’t. But I think we can all agree: what I lack in blogging skills I more than make up for in novelty t-shirts. Seriously, I have a ton of them. Take this tuxedo print for instance. Classic. Hit the jump for a couple more shots of the jam-stick. Do people call guitars that? Because they’re gonna start if they don’t already!

That title I came up with made me think of Shredder and the Ninja Turtles . Did anybody else get that feeling? It felt like a tingle. And I’m not talking about Tingle the map -seller in the Zelda series. Although I do know what he feels like too because he touched my butt once. Creep! Now, where was I? I think I was at the fair when that happened. The guitar is right handed. I play it so the Koopa is on its back (it’s been stomped). When it is on a guitar stand it’s walking about. Just pretend Mario jumped on the Koopa Troopa and chose to hold it for too long so it’s escaping. I’m gonna go ahead and give myself advance-props now for not writing a single word about the guitar. Because that’s just quality-ass blogging right there. Hey — some people got it, some people don’t. Unfortunately I don’t. But I think we can all agree: what I lack in blogging skills I more than make up for in novelty t-shirts. Seriously, I have a ton of them. Take this tuxedo print for instance. Classic. Hit the jump for a couple more shots of the jam-stick. Do people call guitars that? Because they’re gonna start if they don’t already!

That title I came up with made me think of Shredder and the Ninja Turtles . Did anybody else get that feeling? It felt like a tingle. And I’m not talking about Tingle the map -seller in the Zelda series. Although I do know what he feels like too because he touched my butt once. Creep! Now, where was I? I think I was at the fair when that happened. The guitar is right handed. I play it so the Koopa is on its back (it’s been stomped). When it is on a guitar stand it’s walking about. Just pretend Mario jumped on the Koopa Troopa and chose to hold it for too long so it’s escaping. I’m gonna go ahead and give myself advance-props now for not writing a single word about the guitar. Because that’s just quality-ass blogging right there. Hey — some people got it, some people don’t. Unfortunately I don’t. But I think we can all agree: what I lack in blogging skills I more than make up for in novelty t-shirts. Seriously, I have a ton of them. Take this tuxedo print for instance. Classic. Hit the jump for a couple more shots of the jam-stick. Do people call guitars that? Because they’re gonna start if they don’t already!

I can’t believe it took so long for somebody to make one but 80’s Tees has finally come to the rescue and is offering a $60 Shredder hoodie . And, if for some ungodly reason you don’t know who Shredder is, you’re dead to me. Sai to the neck! This Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles hoodie is based on the armor worn by Oroku Saki, better known as Shredder, the leader of the Foot Clan. The hoodie has spikes coming out of the arms and shoulder. It also has a half-mask that is formed by pulling the zipper all the way up. With the zipper full zipped and the hood on your eyes are the only thing that is visible. I just ordered one, and let me tell you: I am gonna shred the eff out with that bitch on. I’m talking about breakdancing and shit. And don’t even think about trying to rub my little spikey nipples because I will murder you . NOBODY TOUCHES THE SHRED-MASTER! Hit the jump for a couple more shots of the awesome and another link to the product page.