So this is the first look at the DJ Hero turntable peripheral . As you can see, they make it look like a turntable , but with buttons (and sadly no knobs). Three of them. Let’s see, there’s a, um, purple one, a yellow one and a….and a…. *sniffle* I never learned my colors! But I did learn my tastes . OM NOM NOM. Ass. This sandwich tastes like ass. Hit the jump for one more shot.

So this is the first look at the DJ Hero turntable peripheral . As you can see, they make it look like a turntable , but with buttons (and sadly no knobs). Three of them. Let’s see, there’s a, um, purple one, a yellow one and a….and a…. *sniffle* I never learned my colors! But I did learn my tastes . OM NOM NOM. Ass. This sandwich tastes like ass. Hit the jump for one more shot.

Not to be outdone by yesterday’s AT-AT boombox , some cat went and made an AT-AT iPod dock. Which is basically an AT-AT toy with an electronic turntable glued to the side and spray painted gold. Neat. Might be just the thing I need to add a little geeky flair to my bedroom. Just saying, I made buttermilk pancakes for breakfast. With sprinkles, bitches. Yeah, and I washed them down with Welch’s grape. Straight gangsta, son. Hit the jump for two closeups.

Not to be outdone by yesterday’s AT-AT boombox , some cat went and made an AT-AT iPod dock. Which is basically an AT-AT toy with an electronic turntable glued to the side and spray painted gold. Neat. Might be just the thing I need to add a little geeky flair to my bedroom. Just saying, I made buttermilk pancakes for breakfast. With sprinkles, bitches. Yeah, and I washed them down with Welch’s grape. Straight gangsta, son. Hit the jump for two closeups.

Not to be outdone by yesterday’s AT-AT boombox , some cat went and made an AT-AT iPod dock. Which is basically an AT-AT toy with an electronic turntable glued to the side and spray painted gold. Neat. Might be just the thing I need to add a little geeky flair to my bedroom. Just saying, I made buttermilk pancakes for breakfast. With sprinkles, bitches. Yeah, and I washed them down with Welch’s grape. Straight gangsta, son. Hit the jump for two closeups.

We’ve already featured $19,000 and $300,000 turntables here on Geekologie, but what about something for the average guy — you know, a mid-range record player? Enter the Angelis Labor Gabrielle Turntable. The Gabriel is made from aluminum, bronze and stainless steel and can be customized with up to four arms. Each arm is made in a Modena, Italy, factory that also builds Ferrari parts. A one-armed model costs about $27,000, while a four-armed version runs for $64,000, including installation. Why would anyone want four arms on their record player? Different pickup cartridges produce different types of sound, and some audiophiles like to match their record players’ arms to different genres of music without going through the hassle of swapping cartridges. “When I look at it,” said Placido Pappalardo, co-owner of maker Angelis Labor, “the only word that comes to mind is love.” Really, Placido, love ? I was maybe thinking spaceship or PEW PEW , but certainly not love. Unless, of course, you meant LOVE love , in which case, I’d hit that shit like a Laserdisc player. Hit the jump for a bunch of closeups.