Sean Penn went to visit his new bud Brad Pitt last night at the Los Feliz home he shares with Angelina Jolie and the kids and it seems the Oscar-winning actor had a bit of trouble waiting…

This is a video of a Polish truck driver drifting his semi (sans trailer) for a minute straight. It was pretty impressive and definitely put those asshats in ‘The Fast And Furiously Beating Off To Modified Civics’ to shame. Per the video uploader: best driver from poland kopiowanie bez zezwolenia zabronione!!! komentarze z ksywami lub nazwiskami ewentualnych drajwerow beda usuwane I have no idea what that said but I assume they just called me something dirty. OH REALLY? Well how many Polish guys does it take to drift a truck? 10. One to sit in a stationary truck and 9 to not know how to fake it with CGI. BU-BU-BU-BURN! Youtube Thanks to mike, who once drifted a dump truck for eight minutes before all the wheels blew off and it barrel rolled into an embankment. Awesome.

This is a video of a Polish truck driver drifting his semi (sans trailer) for a minute straight. It was pretty impressive and definitely put those asshats in ‘The Fast And Furiously Beating Off To Modified Civics’ to shame. Per the video uploader: best driver from poland kopiowanie bez zezwolenia zabronione!!! komentarze z ksywami lub nazwiskami ewentualnych drajwerow beda usuwane I have no idea what that said but I assume they just called me something dirty. OH REALLY? Well how many Polish guys does it take to drift a truck? 10. One to sit in a stationary truck and 9 to not know how to fake it with CGI. BU-BU-BU-BURN! Youtube Thanks to mike, who once drifted a dump truck for eight minutes before all the wheels blew off and it barrel rolled into an embankment. Awesome.

Iowan (someone from Iowa, that wasn’t word wizardry) Kris Marshall covers his truck with around 3,000 Christmas lights and supplies them with power via gas powered generator in the bed. And let me tell you: if you’ve got a gas-powered generator in your bed, the sex toys are getting out of hand got out of hand a long time ago. “It’s totally illegal and almost all the cops are cool with that. Almost all… some of them don’t get it. Last night I met two cops in four minutes and they just smiled. I think I’ve got most of them trained.” With the exception of a few tickets for illegal use of lights, the only other downside to The Christmas Truck is when one of his sons decides to use it for a date. “If you’re picking up your girlfriend in the Christmas truck and she’s not expecting the Christmas Truck that can be a dealbreaker.” What in the — what kind of woman wouldn’t want to ride in the Christmas Truck? I mean, besides the ones with any taste or decency. Or teeth. Come on, we are talking Iowa here (do meat and potatoes rot teeth?). Hit the jump for several more shots of the holiday spirit.

Hell yeah Canada knows how to party! Now I know a lot of you Canadian readers are always telling me what a great time it is up there and how I should come drink all your beer , but up until now I honestly thought you were just gonna kill me and toss my body in a snow bank. I was wrong, you folks really do know how to party it up! (I can be there in 22 hours) Hit the jump for a zoomier shot of the portly tailgater.

That has got to be the fastest looking truck I’ve ever seen. And I saw a truck shot out of a cannon before, so I know . Still, needs truck nuts . TRUCK-VETTE [peopleofwalmart] Thanks to Alan, who once drove a truck to the moon and did donuts in a crater. Bitchin’!

Chris Lentz, instead of going the classy route and getting a pair of truck nuts, decided to throw a Czech built Motorlet M-701 turbojet in the bed of his truck . The fifty-five-year-old electrical foreman from Jackson, Michigan, had longed for a jet-powered truck for decades. Two years ago, Lentz discovered a way to realize his dream when he met a pilot from New York who imported used turbojet engines. After watching an example run on a test stand, Lentz paid $10,000 for one. Unfortunately, it’s pretty unimpressive. Without jet assist, Lentz’s 231-hp V-8 accelerated its 6600-pound burden (truck, jet engine, two occupants) to 60 mph in a sluggish 14.5 seconds. The best of three runs in hybrid mode - exploiting both piston and jet propulsion - trimmed six seconds from the sprint to 60 mph. The quarter-mile speed jumped 30 mph and we achieved 140 mph after 45 seconds of acceleration. Wow. You could probably tape bottle rockets to your bumper and go faster. Just sayin’, HAPPY CANADA DAY! Somebody burn themself with a firework for me. Video after the jump.

Zapatag is a user submitted database of bad/inconsiderate/female/rude/raging drivers’ license plate numbers and their alleged infractions . I have no idea of the legality of such a system, but quite frankly, I don’t care — I think this is a great idea. Provided, of course, I never see a GK WRITR tag pop up. If you don’t like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk! That said, I change my mind about the GK WRITR thing — make as many sightings as you can around the DC area talking about how handsome I am and how I can make light turns green by unbuttoning my shirt. Also, maybe mention that it looked like my truck was dragging its muffler but it turned out to be my penis . Ladies? Zapatag Thanks to The Jerk, who already has like fifty listings.

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