How bout that title, huh? You thought I lost my mind, didn’t you? WELL I HAVEN’T AND I CAN MIX FICTIONAL UNIVERSES ALL I WANT. Sure taking the Zelda franchise in vain is sacrilegious, but Spirit Tracks is about a damn train . A train in the Zelda universe. Shit’s blowin’ my mind — I thought they’d just invented horses! Anyway, this is a Zelda cake . The characters are kinda generic but you get what you pay for. In this case somebody didn’t pay enough. I love it! Awesome Legend Of Zelda Birthday Cake [break] Thanks to Steve, who once bought a Zelda cake from a real Hyrulian bakery and washed it down with a quart of Lon Lon milk.

This is a picture by deviantARTist Rose-Bullets of the Vulcan salute made out of Elvish bread ON A DINOSAUR PLATE. Geekiest thing you’ve seen all day? No? Well screw you Mr. I See All Kinds Of Super Geeky Things — how about a tip every once in awhile? You are such a jerk. Rose-Bullet’s DeviantART Page Thanks to sham, who once challenged me to a geek-off competition but I had to turn her down because I was too busy SOLVING CANCER WITH MATH AND VIDEO GAMES. Boom, I win.