This is an old-ass clip from 1978 of a Star Wars themed holiday special (Wookie family at 5:00!). But, since there’s no Jesus in the Star Wars universe, they celebrate ‘Life Day’, which, at least from what I could tell, is a present -less holiday that makes children sad. Here is a segment from the infamous Star Wars Holiday Special featuring Carrie Fisher as Princess Leia singing an ode to “Life Day” - the Star Wars Universe’s answer to Christmas. Wow Leia, that was pretty awful. And, correct me if I’m wrong, but aren’t you supposed to be wearing a golden bikini on Life Day? Oh, hold on — The Force is talking to me. Topless, The Force says topless. The Star Wars Holiday Special - “Happy Life Day” (1978) [fuzzymemories] Thanks to b00geyman, who doesn’t so much deliver presents as hide under your bed and try to cut your Achilles tendon if you ever get up to pee.

I’m sure you already knew that no two snowflakes are alike, but did you know most women’s breasts are different sizes too? I know, I can’t believe it either! Anyway, this is a chart used to classify which shape category a snowflake falls into. I posted a bunch for reference after the jump, but go to the Snowcrystals Guide Page to see examples of every kind. Then, get out there and pack a whole bunch of them into a ball. But you better not pack a big rock in the middle! (handful of gravel = more shrapnel) Hit the jump for a bunch of flakes.

This is a LEGO snowman. As in, a snowman that looks like a giant LEGO minifig . And, even if his head is a little lopsided, I’ve still got to hand it to the builders: every snowman I’ve ever built turned into a giant penis. Then the cops would come joke around with it before kicking it over while I took pictures from my snow-fort . I bet your wives would like to see these! LEGO Snowman [manolis.soup] Thanks to Muffintits, your daily allowance of dairy and grain in one serving.

This is a LEGO snowman. As in, a snowman that looks like a giant LEGO minifig . And, even if his head is a little lopsided, I’ve still got to hand it to the builders: every snowman I’ve ever built turned into a giant penis. Then the cops would come joke around with it before kicking it over while I took pictures from my snow-fort . I bet your wives would like to see these! LEGO Snowman [manolis.soup] Thanks to Muffintits, your daily allowance of dairy and grain in one serving.

This is a little gallery of nativity scenes with characters and situations I don’t remember reading in the bible. But maybe that’s because I read the King James version and IT WAS EDITED. You know that song , ‘We Three Kings’? It was originally written, ‘We Three Kings and Our Dinosaurs. All the images are available as 5×7 photographic prints and make perfect Christmas cards. And you know what else do? Valentines with all the words crossed out. THESE ARE HARD TIMES. Hit the jump for four more and the link to even more.