I can never see the word ” balaclava ” without thinking baklava, which is totally different but infinitely more delicious and arguably my favorite dessert . Now I know what you’re thinking, “but GW, I don’t care what your favorite dessert is”. But you know what? It’s too f***ing late. Anyway, if you want a BALACLAVA inspired by the one Ghost wears in ‘ Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 ‘ now you can buy them in blue, green and red for ~$21 a pop. And, in case you couldn’t tell, there are other video game/movie inspired bank-robbery aids on the way as well. Plus, the company is run by a loyal Geekologie Reader who told me things about myself even I didn’t know. It was therapeutic. Like crying in the bathtub, but without the aromatic candles. Product Site Thanks to Jamie, who may or may not be a Tarot reader.

Some poor bastard, fed up with his car being broken into , decided to leave this passive aggressive note for the thieves. And not only does he reference Half-Life , THE DUDE KEEPS AN OCARINA IN HIS CAR. ZOMG, do you think he’s Link?! Yeah, me neither. Also, to guy’s credit, I added the asterisk to his signature. DUDE MEANS BUSINESS. Picture Thanks to gabby, who would have booby trapped the car with Goron bombs.

Tess at Saddle Ranch on October 16 A source tells X17online.com that Tess Taylor, sister of robber to the stars suspect Alexis Neiers (nee Alexis Taylor), called 911 after her sis and the gang of thieves robbed Lindsay Lohan's Hollywood…

It was only a matter of time before somebody did this . Because when I was watching the VMA’s live from the back of the auditorium through the scope of a sniper rifle , I was wondering how long it would take after the Taylor Swift incident (I love you, Taylor — you belong with me! Creepily ) for somebody to make a Kanye-ify website . Apparently four days. Or maybe sooner, but I just found out about it yesterday. Just add http://kanyelicio.us/ to the front of any URL and presto: jackass everywhere! Kanyelicio.us Thanks to ViLLaiN, who is working on a Geekologie-ify website. Hell yes, ViLLaiN! I don’t care if you are evil, you’re a-okay in my book.

Just like this. IN 31 seconds the thieves made off with 23 Macbook Pro’s, 14 iPhones and 9 iPod Touch. Wow. And did anybody else find it annoying how the reporter was speaking during the video? “Watch again as the thieves show skilled practice at bringing down that plate glass door. And savvy enough to wear masks knowing there would be surveillance cameras ALL OVER THE PLACE.” Skilled practice, really? THEY THREW A BRICK THROUGH A GLASS DOOR. “Savvy enough to wear masks”? Jesus, it’s not like they trained pigeons to rob the store, they tied bandannas around their faces and this guy thinks they’re criminal masterminds. How to Rob an Apple Store [buzzfeed] Thanks to Greg, Gino, Sarah and The Superficial Writer, who could have done it in 29 seconds AND snagged a couple iPhone cases.

This is a video of a shop keeper in Mexico fighting his laptop away from two would be thieves while being shot at. Now I’m not saying this guy has cojones de oro , but I am saying he must have some seriously illegal shit on that laptop. Store Clerk Dodges Bullet to Keep His Laptop From Getting Stolen [gizmodo]

Typically I don’t post movie posters because that’s IWatchStuff’s job, but I’m making an exception in this case because DISNEY STOLE GEEKOLOGIE’S TAGLINE. You think you can just change “awesome” to “guinea pigs” (which, incidentally are a synonym for awesome) and get away with it? THINK AGAIN, YOU DIRTY RODENT ! Now, which one of you wants to call Disney and pretend to be a lawyer? Somebody with a deep voice. G-FORCE movie poster [disneydreaming] Thanks to Ben, who pleads guilty to dead sexiness.

Lindsay Lohan has found herself involved in another scandal. Police are investigating allegations that Dior jewelry was stolen from an Elle magazine shoot with the actress. See Lindsay Lohan’s weight ups and downs London’s Metropolitan police said a necklace and earrings worth around $411,316 went missing from the Big Sky Studios in North London where the shoot took place June 6. Look back at Lindsay Lohan’s loves over the years “We had an allegation of theft made to us on 8 June and that is being investigated,” a police spokesman has said. “We want to speak to a number of people in connection with the inquiry.” No arrests have been made. See pics of Lindsay Lohan and other stars who are too tan Although police wouldn’t comment on whether Lohan was related to the case, her rep has said, “No one has contacted us yet, but Lindsay is happy to cooperate. Lindsay hopes they find the missing items.” See what a body language expert had to say about Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson In a statement, Elle magazine said it had no reason to believe that Lohan was linked to the theft.

Kevin Andrew Lutes (28, of 2121 Cypress Road, Bethlehem, PA) is probably the best computer repairman ever. EVER. Lutes, who had fixed computers for Action Realty in the past, was called the day after the break-in to repair the broken computer’s hard drive . He told the owner he could retrieve her lost data and files. Meanwhile, the owner of the company called the computer manufacturer, who told her it was impossible to retrieve the data without the hard drive. Police then discovered Lutes’ car, with a computer repair sticker on the door, was seen parked in front of the office on the night of the break-in. On Friday, Lutes brought the computer back with all the lost data and tried to charge the company $50 an hour for 40 hours of work. Wow, $2,000 to return the computer you stole, that’s just good business if you ask me. Get the Better Business Bureau on the phone, I think somebody in Bethlehem deserves a medal. It’s baby Jesus! Computer repairman charged with theft [morningcall] Thanks to John and Reanda, a married couple who Geekologie together. Nice, guys, I like your style.

One person's trash is apparently Courtney Love's treasure. Love is reportedly furious after movers mistook her favorite art piece for junk!!! According to the UK's Mail on Sunday, the "art" in question was a dead bird in a matchbook created…