Archive Kristen Stewart will have a handsome co-star on her arms at the Oscars next month, but that man will be Taylor Lautner, not Robert Pattinson! The starlet told E! that following in the footsteps of her boyfriend Rob who…

That's right, folks… Taylor Lautner is legal! The up and coming actor - who stars as Jacob Black in the Twilight series - turns 18 today. Happy B-day, boy! Not only that, Taylor's career has really taken off. He'll…

Being muscley is still paying the bills for a certain dim-looking werewolf hunk. Deadline Hollywood is reporting Taylor Lautner is going to star in yet another action movie, this one supposedly a Bourne-like thriller called Abduction . In case you haven’t been following how casting agents are now using Tiger Beat as a casting reference, let me catch you up on the other films and roles you’ll soon be seeing his powerful abs in: - Max Steel , playing super x-treme dude Max Steel. - Cancun , playing some sort of frat boy Steven Seagal who uses martial arts to save some spring break babes. - Northern Lights , playing an awesome pilot who is also muscular. - Stretch Armstrong , playing Stretch Armstrong, a guy with comically stretchy limbs. So get used to seeing a lot of this guy. He’s here to stay, and there’s no use fighting it. His muscles are too strong for you to resist.

Stretch Armstrong , starring the muscley one from Twilight (his second toy-based role in three months!). From Heat Vision : Taylor Lautner has signed on to star in “Stretch Armstrong,” Universal’s movie based on the Hasbro toy. The studio is also making the movie in 3D, which will push back the release date of the movie from May 15, 2011 to some time in 2012. The story developed for the movie, being produced by Imagine and Hasbro, sees an uptight spy who stumbles across a stretching formula, which he takes and must now adjust to in everyday life and when fighting crime. I have nothing personal against Taylor Lautner. I find it odd that the only emotions I’ve seen him portray in photos are elated and dumbfounded, but I don’t fault him for being a part of the Twilight thing. You gotta make a living taking your shirt off somewhere. Still though, I want to say right now that this will be the worst movie of 2012, mainly because I can’t imagine what a positive review for such an ill-conceived idea could even sound like. “Graciously spares us the terrible Jackie Chan or Eddie Murphy wacky-action spy film you’d expect of the Stretch Armstrong concept by instead giving us a terrible Taylor Lautner wacky-action spy film, which, if nothing else, is at least a blander awful thing”? That’s the best I can figure.

Stretch Armstrong , starring the muscley one from Twilight (his second toy-based role in three months!). From Heat Vision : Taylor Lautner has signed on to star in “Stretch Armstrong,” Universal’s movie based on the Hasbro toy. The studio is also making the movie in 3D, which will push back the release date of the movie from May 15, 2011 to some time in 2012. The story developed for the movie, being produced by Imagine and Hasbro, sees an uptight spy who stumbles across a stretching formula, which he takes and must now adjust to in everyday life and when fighting crime. I have nothing personal against Taylor Lautner. I find it odd that the only emotions I’ve seen him portray in photos are elated and dumbfounded, but I don’t fault him for being a part of the Twilight thing. You gotta make a living taking your shirt off somewhere. Still though, I want to say right now that this will be the worst movie of 2012, mainly because I can’t imagine what a positive review for such an ill-conceived idea could even sound like. “Graciously spares us the terrible Jackie Chan or Eddie Murphy wacky-action spy film you’d expect of the Stretch Armstrong concept by instead giving us a terrible Taylor Lautner wacky-action spy film, which, if nothing else, is at least a blander awful thing”? That’s the best I can figure.

Ouch! Taylor Lautner's fellow New Moon werewolf Alex Meraz (far left) has taken a huge swipe at the star on Twitter, tearing into his upcoming romantic comedy Valentine's Day! Alex tweeted, "Sorry Taylor but the movie Valentine's Day looks…

Ouch! Taylor Lautner's fellow New Moon werewolf Alex Meraz (far left) has taken a huge swipe at the star on Twitter, tearing into his upcoming romantic comedy Valentine's Day! Alex tweeted, "Sorry Taylor but the movie Valentine's Day looks…

Taylor Lautner seems to have wasted no time in rebounding from his short relationship with Taylor Swift. Last night, while his ex was winning the Grammy for Album of the Year, Lautner was caught smooching a blonde who bears…

Of all the celebrities rumored to have died of a drug-related overdose, Taylor Lautner is the last person we woulda fingered! Rumors of his death have swept the web (and the comment section of X17online) saying that Taylor OD'd…

Your favorite Twilight hunk after the standard Twilight hunk is getting another big part. With studios insisting Taylor Lautner is destined to become our next Vin-Diesel-but-with-hair-and-a-human’s-voice, Skydance Productions has entrusted the walking Bowflex ad to the lead in Northern Lights , a Top Gun -like tale of hotshot pilots, a love affair, and Tom Cruise. Lautner will play Muscular Hotshot Pilot No. 1; Cruise will play his rich, controlling father; Hotshot Lady Pilot Who Muscular Pilot Will Kiss has yet to be cast. Deadline Hollywood notes Lautner will make $7.5 million for the part, making him a higher paid teen star than even Disney groomed TeenBeat stars Zac Efron and Hannah Montana. So whoever said you can’t become a huge star solely by having a vacant stare, working out, drinking protein shakes, and playing second fiddle in an awful teenage girl-focused genre franchise, you were sure wrong! I don’t know why you were wrong, but you were apparently wrong.