Remember the post about Lollyphile’s Maple Bacon Lollipops from many moons ago? Well just when you thought there wasn’t any room for improvement , room was cleared because NOW EACH SUCKER COMES JAM-PACKED WITH THE CAFFEINE EQUIVALENT OF TWO CUPS OF COFFEE! I’m sweating and it feels like my heart’s gonna explode! 4 pops for $10, 12 for $24, 36 for $52 and I’ll throw in a reach around. But only for the ladies . Kidding — I can’t quit your father! Product Site (also check out their White Russian pops) Thanks to jason, who, I’ll take a sample pack thank you.

Cole Blaq went and made some realistic flames out of LEGO blocks and lit them from beneath for a nice fiery glow . They look good. Plus, if you look closely enough you can see they actually spell his name. And for you those of you that are grammatically challenged the letters you’re looking for are “C-O-L-E”. I couldn’t really see the E myself but I’ve been assured it’s there. Probably after the “L”, BUT DON’T HOLD ME TO THAT. Hit the jump for several more shots of the flaming plastic goodness.

Professory Layton, best known for his series of Nintendo DS games in which he travels around solving mysteries with his young “apprentice” Luke, will soon be available in action figure form for around $25. I want him! But mostly just for that sweet top hat. OMG you think there’s little rabbits in there?! Product Site via Professor Layton Revoltech makes me feel good inside [albotas]

This is a very well made stop-motion LEGO short . I highly recommend you watch it. I did — twice, and I found it really inspiring. Not as inspiring as the Special Olympics, but still pretty good. Lego Short Film Makes Me Want to Play With Legos Immediately [gizmodo]

Apparently the most recent winner of X-Factor (Britain’s American Idol) is notorious for taking the #1 Christmas song spot on the charts. But this year, thanks to massive online campaigns on Twitter and Facebook created by Jon Morter, Rage Against the Machine’s 17-year old classic, ‘Killing In The Name’ took the honor. God that song makes me want to swing my hips! In recent years, it had become as predictable as elections in North Korea - singer wins X Factor, singer’s debut single goes to No 1. So when Joe McElderry won the TV talent contest, he was no doubt confident he would celebrate Christmas at the top of the charts. Killing In The Name, an expletive-heavy rock song first released in 1992 by the Californian rock band Rage Against the Machine, won the battle for Christmas top spot on the basis of downloads only. It sold about 500,000 copies last week, about 50,000 more than The Climb, McElderry’s earnest ballad. Have I ever told you I love Rage Against the Machine? I do. And not just because the name reminds me of braining my first robot with a lead pipe. No, the music meshes perfectly with my angst-filled personality. Ha, what do you mean I should probably go see a doctor about that? F*** YOU I WON’T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!! Hit the jump for the official video of ‘Killing In The Name’, in case my awesome reference made no sense (you outta be ashamed!).

Have you ever seen a better reason to have children ? I haven’t. These strollers , designed by Chinese artist Shi Jinsong, are just the thing to give your little tyke a head start on surviving the zombie / robotic apocalypses. Which, according to my calculations, may actually take place simultaneously . What does that mean to you? Holy f***ing shit. Hit the jump for another shot of this one and another badass carriage that I would in no way, shape or form be ashamed to be pushed around in.

Lovely (and skilled) Geekologie Reader AverageGeekGirl went and made a little set of Strongbad Christmas ornaments for the holidays . For those of you whose parents just signed up for high-speed internet today, that’s Trogdor (The Burninator), Strongbad and The Cheat. Now I don’t think they’re cookies , but I would definitely still nibble Trogdor anyways. Just look at that arm — so strong. Picture Thanks to AverageGeekGirl, who better keep an eye on Trogdor lest he burn down the tree. And no tree = no Christmas. Santa’s rules.

You know, I always thought it was a little hard to believe that dinosaurs could have actually evolved . Know what I mean? The sexy factor . But you can’t trust anything the government says anyway, which is exactly why I’m going back JUST TO MAKE SURE. And let me tell you — if they don’t really exist: saddest blogger ever . Hit the jump for two more, both courtesy of Autocomplete Me.

Sadly, it’s not actually a periodic table OF cupcakes like I may have falsely advertised. Instead, it’s a periodic table MADE with cupcakes . AAAAAHH I WOULD STILL EAT THEM INDISCRIMINATELY! Starting with lithium. This periodic table of cupcakes is for a chemistry nerd’s birthday party. Each cake is labeled with an element and color-coded by its state of matter. I hear hydrogen and helium are very light and fluffy. Looks like someone already ate ununseptium. Yeah, but what do you do if they make you pass ignoble gas? Tape your b-hole shut, that’s what. ZOMG, new fad diet — you watch! Periodic Table Cupcakes [neatorama] Thanks to naas, who has never met a cupcake he doesn’t like. Except 2 Girls 1 Cupcake, which he didn’t hate .

‘OG Vampires’ is arguably the awesomest shirt ever created. And it comes to us from the very skilled hand of Geekologie artist-in-residence Jesse Star . Jesse just started his own t-shirt company ( Zombie Tee Shirt Company ) and this is one of his original designs. $20 makes you the coolest kid in school. Besides me, cause I’m gonna cut the front off one and safety-pin it to the back of another. 2X COOL! — coming AND going. Speaking of which, don’t lie — you love watching me leave. It’s my ass, isn’t it? Yeah, it’s a pretty good one . Zombie Tee Shirt Company