This is a Super Mario 3 level made using stop motion . I liked it. Not as much as I like you, but I think we share something special. Unfortunately for you, that special something happens to be your sandwich . Give it to me. Paper Mario Bros. 3 - A Stop Motion Animation [hawtymcbloggy] Thanks to naas, who drew a Zelda dungeon in stop motion but the video was confiscated by the government because it was so good IT WOULD HAVE CAUSED A POLITICAL MELTDOWN.

Today only at Teefury (shirt will not be available for sale after today) $9 plus $2 shipping takes home (well, technically, ships) this Mario inspired t-shirt. As you can see, Mario can’t plumb to save his life. Get it? Because he’s dead — he drowned. I swear, where’s your green brother when you need him? I heard that dude can lay some serious pipe. I’m talking about having sex. With pipes. Teefury (with geek-inspired t-shirts all week, so look back tomorrow for a Star Wars shirt and Friday for Sesame Street — I get the newsletter) Thanks to Roy, who once monkey wrenched a warp pipe into submission.

That title I came up with made me think of Shredder and the Ninja Turtles . Did anybody else get that feeling? It felt like a tingle. And I’m not talking about Tingle the map -seller in the Zelda series. Although I do know what he feels like too because he touched my butt once. Creep! Now, where was I? I think I was at the fair when that happened. The guitar is right handed. I play it so the Koopa is on its back (it’s been stomped). When it is on a guitar stand it’s walking about. Just pretend Mario jumped on the Koopa Troopa and chose to hold it for too long so it’s escaping. I’m gonna go ahead and give myself advance-props now for not writing a single word about the guitar. Because that’s just quality-ass blogging right there. Hey — some people got it, some people don’t. Unfortunately I don’t. But I think we can all agree: what I lack in blogging skills I more than make up for in novelty t-shirts. Seriously, I have a ton of them. Take this tuxedo print for instance. Classic. Hit the jump for a couple more shots of the jam-stick. Do people call guitars that? Because they’re gonna start if they don’t already!

That title I came up with made me think of Shredder and the Ninja Turtles . Did anybody else get that feeling? It felt like a tingle. And I’m not talking about Tingle the map -seller in the Zelda series. Although I do know what he feels like too because he touched my butt once. Creep! Now, where was I? I think I was at the fair when that happened. The guitar is right handed. I play it so the Koopa is on its back (it’s been stomped). When it is on a guitar stand it’s walking about. Just pretend Mario jumped on the Koopa Troopa and chose to hold it for too long so it’s escaping. I’m gonna go ahead and give myself advance-props now for not writing a single word about the guitar. Because that’s just quality-ass blogging right there. Hey — some people got it, some people don’t. Unfortunately I don’t. But I think we can all agree: what I lack in blogging skills I more than make up for in novelty t-shirts. Seriously, I have a ton of them. Take this tuxedo print for instance. Classic. Hit the jump for a couple more shots of the jam-stick. Do people call guitars that? Because they’re gonna start if they don’t already!

Tuper Tario Tros. is a real game you can go HERE to play that combines elements of both Super Mario Bros. and Tetris . Basically you run around playing Mario until you can’t go any further in the game then you his SPACEBAR to switch to Tetris and build yourself a bridge, etc. to continue on your way to the princess. Each vertical bar in the background represents a Tetris playfield and will remove lines as you clear them, just like in the Ruskie game. And speaking of Ruskie games: roulette. Okay, now you go first. Oh — free turn! Tuper Tario Tros. [newgrounds] via Tuper Tario Tros. is a Mario and Tetris mash-up! [downloadsquad] Thanks to Jiakasuma, who made it further than I did (which wasn’t hard because I stopped after taking the screenshot).

What would happen in a battle of Pacman vs. Mario ? Would the dot-chomper gobble plumber ass, or would the Princess saver stomp the big yellow mouth like a Goomba ? Watch to find out! Also, this may or may not be a Russian commercial for some kind of snack food product. Damnit Russian, who needs snacks when you have vodka?! And you wonder why couldn’t put a man on the moon. Youtube Thanks to A-lice in Wonderland, who, that’s it I’m shaving my head.

This is a picture of Mario that was created in a petri dish at the University of Osaka in Japan. It’s proof positive that the cure for cancer is just around the corner. So, how do you create a picture of Mario in a petri dish? It ain’t paint by numbers! (It might actually be paint by numbers). By genetically engineering bacteria to express fluorescent proteins and carotenoid pigments. Oh-ho! So now you know. Reminds me of when i used to get my agarose gel electrophoresis on back in the day. You know what I’m talkin’ about? I’m talking DNA. Dynamic nuclear acetates . What? Don’t question me, I AM science! Mario Recreated In Petri Dish [kotaku] Thanks to Ford, who may or may not rock one of those stickers of Calvin pissing on the Chevy emblem.

Scary as hell, that’s what. Like an adult-sized baby with a serious case of the wonk-eye. I don’t think I’ll never be able to look Mario straight in the face again. Like a friend who catches you staring at his package in the locker room after some racquetball. That said, how about somebody make one of these for Princess Peach ? Unless that makes me a creep , in which case my tipster requested it. Yeah Aisha, you perv! What’s Underneath, Mario? [kotaku] Thanks to Aisha, who totally asked for the Princess Peach thing, swear.

Some of you whippersnappers may be too young to remember the awesomeness that was the Super Mario Bros . Super Show, a 52-episode series that come out in ‘89. But I do, because it was on tv, and tv was my only friend (plus on Fridays there were Zelda cartoons!). Wrestling fans know him as the WWE Hall of Famer who managed more than 50 wrestlers in his day, with more than two dozen championships won by athletes taken under his wing. 80’s music fans might remember him from his appearances in many Cyndi Lauper music videos, including “Girls Just Want To Have Fun”, “She Bop”, “Time After Time” and “The Goonies ‘R’ Good Enough.” As gamers, we of course remember him as the best live-action Mario of all time. Sadly, Lou Albano passed away today at 76. He will be missed. Opening credits to the show on Youtube HERE . Entire show HERE . Live-Action Mario Dead At 76 [kotaku] Thanks to Doctor Steel, Aisha and Gabriel, who promise to send flowers to the funeral. Good looking, guys — but they better be fireball flowers and not Piranha plants.

This would happen. So yeah, be thankful for Italian plumbers. Except for the pair that stole all the copper piping out of my house. Those two can go to hell. Animated Gif Thanks to PK, who once stopped a Bullet Bill from destroying the earth by deflecting it with a giant tennis racket. TOO BAD YOU BLEW UP THE SUN.