These two sure look like a happy couple to us! After other websites reported that Paris Hilton and boyfriend Doug Reinhardt got into a screaming catfight the other night (turns out it was just a noisy houseguest at Doug's…

This is a three-minute video of a woman reading the tale of Bioshock to a little kid old-ass man as a bedtime story . And, as a guy who recently played through Bioshock with his older brother (with all the lights on, and never after 7PM), I thought it was pretty good. But don’t watch it unless you want the whole story spoiled. Because that’s what it does, it spoils. Just like bad parents. YOU’LL GET NOTHING AND LIKE IT! One Upon a Pixel [gametrailers] Thanks to Jaker, the Joker’s less clown-y brother. No makeup for him!

This is the plot of the original Star Wars trilogy as told by some chick who has never seen them all the way through and has no idea what the fuck is going on. I highly recommend watching it. Joe Nicolosi, the maker of the film, even added some great animations to spice things up a bit. But thankfully, it’s still not too spicy — my o-ring is fragile like a vase. Star Wars: Retold (by someone who hasn’t seen it) [vimeo] Thanks to Matt and chris, who recite the dialog from all three movies word for word. Backwards. While juggling. Ewoks .