Borg cupcakes : that’s what these are. Now I don’t know too much about the Borgs except they’ve always scared the everliving crap out of me (literally, ask the popcorn sweeper in theater 11 after the 4:20 showing of First Contact back in ‘96), but it looks like two of them have little metal peeners for eyes . So that’s something. SOMETHING TO LICK OFF THE TOP BEFORE EATING THE REST OF THE CAKE, AMIRITE?! No, no I am not (I totally am though and you know it). Resistance is Delicious [wilwheaton] Thanks to emerica, who prefers platecakes.

I told myself a while ago I wouldn’t post any Awkward (NSFW) Family Photos but, like everything I tell myself, it turned out to be a lie. Depressing , I know. It’s like the time I promised myself I’d stop being the world’s greatest lover , and now look at me — still going strong. I can’t quit you, me! Do that thing where you sit on your hand till it’s numb. The Final Frontier [awkwardfamilyphotos] Thanks to Joel, whose family used to take Gilligan’s Island themed photos. ZOMG, please tell me you were Thurston Howard III!

This is an older compilation of Star Trek clips that, out of context, sound incredibly sexual . Actually, in context they sound super sexual too. Yay, freaky space-sex. RED ROCKET RED ROCKET! This is an expansion of a short set of clips that Gene Roddenberry had put together after the second season, that set was just about 2 minutes and mostly bloopers, but the few suggestive shots were enough to make me wonder what a full version would look like, so enjoy! Oh man, that was hot. Granted not as hot as my laptop’s heat exhaust, but I’m tryin’ to cook my meat. Which, medium-rare — anybody? Youtube Thanks to Jacob and oysterboy, who can only communicate in the language of love. You should’ve read their tips, I swooned!

This is an older compilation of Star Trek clips that, out of context, sound incredibly sexual . Actually, in context they sound super sexual too. Yay, freaky space-sex. RED ROCKET RED ROCKET! This is an expansion of a short set of clips that Gene Roddenberry had put together after the second season, that set was just about 2 minutes and mostly bloopers, but the few suggestive shots were enough to make me wonder what a full version would look like, so enjoy! Oh man, that was hot. Granted not as hot as my laptop’s heat exhaust, but I’m tryin’ to cook my meat. Which, medium-rare — anybody? Youtube Thanks to Jacob and oysterboy, who can only communicate in the language of love. You should’ve read their tips, I swooned!

I don’t want to ruin the premise of this little video for you but basically the infamous Star Wars word crawl from the beginning of all the movies starts falling to earth and the Enterprise has to come save us. Woops . I’m not good at keeping secrets either. Youtube Thanks to bowzee, who may or may not be Bowser’s feminine brother.

Nothing ever really beats a tight white t-shirt on a Hollywood hunk, does it? Up-and-coming actor Chris Pine - who played Captain Kirk in the Star Trek update last year - ran errands in rainy West Hollywood Tuesday afternoon….

Remember the homemade Blu-Ray laser-phaser I POSTED WAY BACK IN DECEMBER 2007? Well here’s a video of the thing popping balloons from at least eight or ten feet. Ooh, ooh — do my eyes next! Starfleet Command has discovered a planet full of vicious balloons, and Jay “Scotty” Rob has modified the classic phaser pistol from The Original Series to be able to pop ‘em left and right. Oh man, I totally need this thing for my next presentation to the Board of Directors. So, Board, as is evident from this chart I just pulled off the internet, I’ve done little to no work for the past six months. Buuuut…. POP! POP! POP POP POP!! Leave the promotion on my desk, I’ll be at the bar. Homemade Star Trek phaser is powerful enough to pop balloons [dvice] Thanks to Darkpatu, Zmann966, and Lee, who can pop balloons with nothing but their thoughts. MINDFREAKS!

Remember the homemade Blu-Ray laser-phaser I POSTED WAY BACK IN DECEMBER 2007? Well here’s a video of the thing popping balloons from at least eight or ten feet. Ooh, ooh — do my eyes next! Starfleet Command has discovered a planet full of vicious balloons, and Jay “Scotty” Rob has modified the classic phaser pistol from The Original Series to be able to pop ‘em left and right. Oh man, I totally need this thing for my next presentation to the Board of Directors. So, Board, as is evident from this chart I just pulled off the internet, I’ve done little to no work for the past six months. Buuuut…. POP! POP! POP POP POP!! Leave the promotion on my desk, I’ll be at the bar. Homemade Star Trek phaser is powerful enough to pop balloons [dvice] Thanks to Darkpatu, Zmann966, and Lee, who can pop balloons with nothing but their thoughts. MINDFREAKS!

The Producers Guild of America announced the nominations today for their 2010 awards, and not surprisingly, they've decided to follow in the footsteps of the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences and expand their best-film category to 10…

Apparently these limited edition Star Trek waffles were released back in March to hype the new film before it came out. Why I never knew about them or got my syrup-loving paws on some is beyond me, but it probably had something to do with living under a laundry basket in my parents’ basement. Anyway, there were over 25 different out-of-this-world (kill me now) designs in total, with at least 14 containing unsafe levels of penis-shrinking Yellow #5. Which, nice try buddy, but we all know you never had any either. Hit the jump for a bunch of the other designs. But bring syrup!