You’d think something billed as a Lara Croft / Princess Leia snowball fight would be chock-full of sexiness , right? Well don’t get your hopes up, because not even Frosty popped a corncob bone watching this one. Lara Croft and Slave Leia Having a Snowball Fight [toplessrobot] Thanks to charlie, who, oww, charlie — that really hurt. Charlie bit me!

I’m sure you already knew that no two snowflakes are alike, but did you know most women’s breasts are different sizes too? I know, I can’t believe it either! Anyway, this is a chart used to classify which shape category a snowflake falls into. I posted a bunch for reference after the jump, but go to the Snowcrystals Guide Page to see examples of every kind. Then, get out there and pack a whole bunch of them into a ball. But you better not pack a big rock in the middle! (handful of gravel = more shrapnel) Hit the jump for a bunch of flakes.

This is the world’s smallest snowman (at 0.01mm), not including the one I just made to beat it. Mine is a tenth the size and has more detail including a real carrot nose . Pfft, science — science ain’t got shit on magic! Back me up, Frosty. …this minuscule model — about a fifth the width of a human hair — is not made out of snow. It’s constructed of two tiny tin beads that are usually used to calibrate an electron microscope, and welded together with platinum. It’s built by David Cox, a nanotech expert at the Quantum Detection Group of Britain’s National Physical Laboratory. The remarkable flourish of his smiling snowman is its little happy face, carved into the top orb using a focused ion beam. Focused ion beam? What is this, the future? Regardless, a focus ion beam doesn’t even COMPARE to a beam of focused, um, magic particles. Which I can create from a single flourish of my wand penis. You know how many urinals I’ve exploded just shaking myself dry. Tens. World record: 0.01mm nano-snowman [dvice]

This is a LEGO snowman. As in, a snowman that looks like a giant LEGO minifig . And, even if his head is a little lopsided, I’ve still got to hand it to the builders: every snowman I’ve ever built turned into a giant penis. Then the cops would come joke around with it before kicking it over while I took pictures from my snow-fort . I bet your wives would like to see these! LEGO Snowman [manolis.soup] Thanks to Muffintits, your daily allowance of dairy and grain in one serving.

This is a LEGO snowman. As in, a snowman that looks like a giant LEGO minifig . And, even if his head is a little lopsided, I’ve still got to hand it to the builders: every snowman I’ve ever built turned into a giant penis. Then the cops would come joke around with it before kicking it over while I took pictures from my snow-fort . I bet your wives would like to see these! LEGO Snowman [manolis.soup] Thanks to Muffintits, your daily allowance of dairy and grain in one serving.