Is the Enchanted actor smokin' hot? Yes! But buying cigarettes after breakfast? NOT hot! Better luck next time, James!…

Is the Enchanted actor smokin' hot? Yes! But buying cigarettes after breakfast? NOT hot! Better luck next time, James!…

Whoa, party girl! Not that George Clooney wouldn't necessarily mind, but still. Who knew? Elisabetta Canalis sipped on cocktails, had a few cigs and signed headshot cards at London Club Este in Padova, Italy. Nothing wrong with having a…

Whoa, party girl! Not that George Clooney wouldn't necessarily mind, but still. Who knew? Elisabetta Canalis sipped on cocktails, had a few cigs and signed headshot cards at London Club Este in Padova, Italy. Nothing wrong with having a…

Alternatively, high-py birthday. Do I know my word wizardry or what? And don’t “or what” me either or you’ll leave me no choice but to WHIP YOUR MONKEY ASS. Yes I’m feeling fighty this morning. I think it was something in my coffee . Namely, the steroids. Kidding, I don’t juice. Unless we’re talking boxes in which case fruit punch, please. Blowing out the candles will never be a drag again! Time to roll out another birthday? Celebrate in style with our LIT! Birthday Candles. Set includes 8 perfectly rolled 3.5″ joint candles. Please remember to not inhale! Hoho, look at all those weedy puns! Huh? What do you mean I’m no better because I did the same thing? I AM TOO, JERK! Right? Somebody, anybody, back me up. Please? Product Site Thanks to Closet Nerd, who may or may not be hotboxing t closehatt even as I type (I suspect he is, his sweaters always smell).

Alternatively, high-py birthday. Do I know my word wizardry or what? And don’t “or what” me either or you’ll leave me no choice but to WHIP YOUR MONKEY ASS. Yes I’m feeling fighty this morning. I think it was something in my coffee . Namely, the steroids. Kidding, I don’t juice. Unless we’re talking boxes in which case fruit punch, please. Blowing out the candles will never be a drag again! Time to roll out another birthday? Celebrate in style with our LIT! Birthday Candles. Set includes 8 perfectly rolled 3.5″ joint candles. Please remember to not inhale! Hoho, look at all those weedy puns! Huh? What do you mean I’m no better because I did the same thing? I AM TOO, JERK! Right? Somebody, anybody, back me up. Please? Product Site Thanks to Closet Nerd, who may or may not be hotboxing t closehatt even as I type (I suspect he is, his sweaters always smell).

Lindsay Lohan's not one to let a little bruise throw off her game! The "actress" is still enjoying her time in St. Barth, smoking up a storm and showing off her bikini bod. Keep it up, Linds! But also…

Lindsay Lohan's not one to let a little bruise throw off her game! The "actress" is still enjoying her time in St. Barth, smoking up a storm and showing off her bikini bod. Keep it up, Linds! But also…

Britney Spears is a brunette again (hot!), and yesterday we spotted her sharing a ciggie with her mom on the balcony of her suite at the Mondrian hotel (not so hot). Can't wait to see more of her new…

Well, technically… We caught Samantha Ronson indulging in her favorite vice before shopping at Maxfield yesterday, and she was being totally sweet with photogs. Perhaps because she wasn't being harassed about Lindsay Lohan? Speaking of Linds, just what IS…