South Koreans, being the industrious people that they are, have discovered that you can substitute an individually packaged sausage to operate your iPhone or other touchscreen cellphone without ever having to take your gloves off. Plus, they make a great snack afterward! The sausages, not the Koreans. Now I know what you’re thinking, “But GW, what if I don’t have a pre-packaged sausage in my pocket?” And the answer to that, dear reader, is use the man’s penis next to you. Trust me, one time I beat 8 levels of Bejeweled before guy got off the bus! South Korea Discovers The Sausage Stylus [ohgizmo] Thanks to Grissom, who has gloves that allow you can unwrap individual fingers. Cheater.

Seen here playing spaceman, Walter Frederick Morrison invented the modern Frisbee in the 1950’s after throwing a metal cake pan around on the beach with his wife. And the rest, my friends, is toy history. He originally called his toy the Pluto Platter and sold it at local fairs. In 1957 Mr Morrison sold the rights to the California firm Wham-O, which discovered that youngsters were calling the toy a “Frisbie” after the name of a well-known pie. The company changed the spelling to avoid trademark infringement and the Frisbee was born. On the official Frisbee website, Wham-O paid tribute to Mr Morrison, who was known as Fred. “As Frisbee discs keep flying though the air, bringing smiles to faces, Fred’s spirit lives on. Smooth flights, Fred,” it read. Ah, I can’t even begin to imagine how many countless hours I’ve spent throwing the ol’ Pluto Platter around in the yard with friends. Well Fred, this throw’s for you. *CRASH* Oh shit. Rest in peace. Frisbee inventor Walter Frederick Morrison dies aged 90 [bbcnews] Thanks to Cpt. Lars Von Fingerbang III, direct descendant of the royal Von Shockers.

Seen here playing spaceman, Walter Frederick Morrison invented the modern Frisbee in the 1950’s after throwing a metal cake pan around on the beach with his wife. And the rest, my friends, is toy history. He originally called his toy the Pluto Platter and sold it at local fairs. In 1957 Mr Morrison sold the rights to the California firm Wham-O, which discovered that youngsters were calling the toy a “Frisbie” after the name of a well-known pie. The company changed the spelling to avoid trademark infringement and the Frisbee was born. On the official Frisbee website, Wham-O paid tribute to Mr Morrison, who was known as Fred. “As Frisbee discs keep flying though the air, bringing smiles to faces, Fred’s spirit lives on. Smooth flights, Fred,” it read. Ah, I can’t even begin to imagine how many countless hours I’ve spent throwing the ol’ Pluto Platter around in the yard with friends. Well Fred, this throw’s for you. *CRASH* Oh shit. Rest in peace. Frisbee inventor Walter Frederick Morrison dies aged 90 [bbcnews] Thanks to Cpt. Lars Von Fingerbang III, direct descendant of the royal Von Shockers.

Looking for a great way to stick it to the man and catch up on 38 of 44 years worth of Super Bowl commercials? Well you’re in luck broski, thanks to Adland’s 38 Years of Super Bowl Commercials . I bet if you tried, you could watch commercials all day and not do a lick of actual work. Alternatively, nap in your car. JUST NOT IN THE TRUNK WITH THE LID CLOSED. Kidding, kidding — you don’t want to get caught do you?! NOTE : You have to click the link below to see all the ads, the video above isn’t a compilation, it’s just two men in love. 38 years of Super Bowl Commercials [adland] Thanks to Nicole, who could out-advertise Bud Light.

Tom Selleck is arguably one of the most attractive men ever created in my likeness . So you couple his natural panty-wetting capabilities with an awe-inspiring waterfall and a delicious sandwich , and BAM!: Selleck Waterfall Sandwich , a website that features pictures perfectly described by its name. But, WARNING: You’ll never be able to look at a cheesesteak or Niagara Falls again without wishing you were riding Magnum’s mustache. And that’s not a bad thing. Hit the jump for a couple more examples and another link to the website.

Tom Selleck is arguably one of the most attractive men ever created in my likeness . So you couple his natural panty-wetting capabilities with an awe-inspiring waterfall and a delicious sandwich , and BAM!: Selleck Waterfall Sandwich , a website that features pictures perfectly described by its name. But, WARNING: You’ll never be able to look at a cheesesteak or Niagara Falls again without wishing you were riding Magnum’s mustache. And that’s not a bad thing. Hit the jump for a couple more examples and another link to the website.

This is a gallery of blackboard signs from a coffee shop in Beatsthehelloutofme, Insertstatehere. Everybody who works there must be some kind of geek because they all feature characters you’re probably familiar with (plus Gary Busey, because he’s f***ing insane). Anybody know where this is? Any chance of of a Geekologie-inspired board? May I suggest the Geekologie Writer’s “PEW PEW!” Double Shot Espresso? Get it? PEW PEW/double shot?! God I slay me. Hit the jump for a ton more including a heaping spoonful of Zelda-themes.

Print Warcraft is a company owned by a Geekologie Reader’s friend’s father that allows you to print out poster -quality images of your Warcraft characters to hang on your bedroom wall and be proud of. Check out the gallery of what’s possible HERE . You can customize them all you want with backgrounds, name/handle, crests, etc. and then hang them up in your locker at school and make all the other boys jealous that you’re a level 80 necromancer with unholy armor and the stein of the undead. Plus a skeletal dragon mount. Sweeeeeet. Print Warcraft Thanks to Connor, who gets +4 good friend for sending me the tip.

The SWITCH Screwdriver has a handle that can transform (and rotate out!) from a standard handle to one that’s perpendicular to the shaft for EXTRA TORQUE and EXTREME SCREWING! SUNDAY! SUNDAY SUNDAY! But truthful, I only posted this because one of the inventors’ names is Wang Dongdong. Best journalist in the world? You better believe it! Designed by Jiangdang University students Liu Yunlong, Jia Peng, Cheng Peng, Wang Dongdong and Xin Yaoyao, the SWITCH has a shaft that can lock into place at 90 degrees to the handle, making it easier to tighten screws to their most secure. Yes, secure screws are important. I’m talking about wrapping it up, folks. Fun fact: there are actually STDs that can make your wiener/vagina fall off. SWITCH screwdriver a simple, credible idea [dvice]

I highly recommend watching this video starting around 1:00 and watching to the end because somebody got super-clever with this Back to the Future mod for Crysis . I don’t want to ruin it for you, but it’s freaking awesome. Like the first time you ever rode down carpeted stairs on a baking sheet. (But less concussion-y) Youtube Thanks to Antonio, who doesn’t need roads where he’s going because he owns a jetpack. JEALOUS!