Reese looked totally adorable despite sporting a drab color in Brentwood today. She's been wearing a lot of black lately. Is she still in mourning for her failed relationship with Jake Gyllenhaal? Or is she just sporting the grown-up look…

Sure he looks like a stoned pug, but still: G for effort . AND Gizmo. The dress skirt is available for $2,100 from Alex and Chloe, and is, wait — $2,100? You’ve got to be f***ing kidding me. “Gizmo” skirt in grey tweed with ‘ear-pockets’ and swarovski crystal eyes by BRIAN LICHTENBERG from the ready to wear collection. PLEASE NOTE: The Ready to Wear BRIAN LICHTENBERG pieces are made to order - Please allow 10-14 business days before we ship this item. First of all, for being in the “ready to wear” collection, 10-14 business days before shipping doesn’t exactly sound all that ready. And secondly, how much you wanna bet there’s an evil Gremlin hiding behind that cuddly little face? (I’m talking about her vagina) Hit the jump for a couple more shots, including some close-ups.

We already knew Victoria was impervious to the pain of wearing heels 24/7, but is she also impervious to the cold? She and her bundled-up hubby went for a walk around Milan, where David's currently playing. In a short trench,…

Despite what your parents tell their therapists, you must have been good this year because Santa sent me this Zelda upskirt to share with you. So, yeah, [insert joke about seeing her Triforce here]. Also, [say something about your Master Sword]. Hyrule Upskirts=Awesome [hawtness] Thanks to Greg, who may or may not be Santa in disguise. Ha, like you could grow a real beard!

Audrina Patridge is totally profesh - she would never yell at photogs, flip the bird or pull a Bruce Willis and douse them with water, but even so, the Hills starlet seemed a bit overwhelmed with all the attention…

Audrina Patridge is totally profesh - she would never yell at photogs, flip the bird or pull a Bruce Willis and douse them with water, but even so, the Hills starlet seemed a bit overwhelmed with all the attention…

I love me some Taylor Momsen, but lately the Gossip Girl starlet has been looking a little down in the dumps. Why the long face little J? You're living a life that most teenage girls could only dream of,…

This is a camera designed at the Nagoya Institute of Technology in Japan that features 158 individual lenses . Why so many? To take 3-D pictures of a candle flame. And here I was thinking they were gonna use it to look up girls’ skirts. Which, you know they are! Japan, Japan, Japan, what am I gonna do with you? Record-breaking camera has 158 lenses [dvice] Thanks to Carl, who doesn’t need a camera to look up skirts because he has a bicycle mirror taped to his shoe.

We snapped Fergie Ferg arriving at LAX last night, and even though she was stuck on a plane for several hours, she looked amazing! Well, her legs and outfit did anyway… Think things are back to normal with her…

Not only does she look oh so chic with her oversize beret and Louboutin wedges, but take a look at Reese Witherspoon's stems! We spotted the beautiful mother of two shopping and running errands in Beverly Hills yesterday, and…