This is a video of a guy carving the original Big Daddy prototype out of wood . With a chainsaw. Which brings up an interesting question: how do you carve Subject Delta out of a tree? Shave away everything that doesn’t look like a Big Daddy. HAHA! God I slay me. Youtube Thanks to rick, who once carved a Big Sister out of granite and copped a feel.

This is ‘Crawler Town’, a rolling LEGO city built by Flickr user and skilled LEGOlier Dave DeGobbi . And, like Rome , it wasn’t built in a day. OR SO THE HISTORY BOOKS SAY. They also don’t mention alien subcontractors, but I have my doubts. Crawler town roams the barren wastes of a post steam-punk world after cataclysmic climate change do to excessive coal use. Several such cities exist but Crawler town is the most popular due to the Aero 500 hydrogen fuel cell Air races that are held. Many people travel the wastes to Crawler town for vacation and to enjoy rare luxuries like Pizza, fresh vegetables and Beer. Travelling the wastes in search of minerals and aquifers ( vital for survival) the mobility of the city keeps it away from the vicious sand storms of the wastes Good looking, Dave. Reminds me of the opposite of Water World. What would we call that, Land World? Mad Maxtopia? I dunno, but I do know the 2Pac video for ‘California Love’ is the shit. “As soon as I step on the scene, I’m hearin’ hoochies screamin’.” Oh yeah, I can relate. Wait — are you bitches calling the cops?! I posted a couple more shots after the jump, but you should definitely hit David’s Flickr gallery (with more shots coming soon) to appreciate the build in high-res.

This is an interview with Nathan Sharratt, who went and made a ridiculously amazing Big Sister costume (not to be confused with Harrison Krix’s Big Daddy getup ) from Bioshock 2 . It is most impressive and I can say without a doubt that I wouldn’t want to meet that in a dark Rapture alley. Or anything for that matter. There is nothing I can think of in Rapture that I’d like to run into. Well, besides an x-ray vision plasmid. Oh — and Sander Cohen. He seems like a pretty cool cat. Bleep Bloop: Bioshock 2 Costume [collegehumor] Thanks to Shmitty, who harvested every little sister he could find and is a real jerk.

This is a video of a Polish truck driver drifting his semi (sans trailer) for a minute straight. It was pretty impressive and definitely put those asshats in ‘The Fast And Furiously Beating Off To Modified Civics’ to shame. Per the video uploader: best driver from poland kopiowanie bez zezwolenia zabronione!!! komentarze z ksywami lub nazwiskami ewentualnych drajwerow beda usuwane I have no idea what that said but I assume they just called me something dirty. OH REALLY? Well how many Polish guys does it take to drift a truck? 10. One to sit in a stationary truck and 9 to not know how to fake it with CGI. BU-BU-BU-BURN! Youtube Thanks to mike, who once drifted a dump truck for eight minutes before all the wheels blew off and it barrel rolled into an embankment. Awesome.

This is a video of a Polish truck driver drifting his semi (sans trailer) for a minute straight. It was pretty impressive and definitely put those asshats in ‘The Fast And Furiously Beating Off To Modified Civics’ to shame. Per the video uploader: best driver from poland kopiowanie bez zezwolenia zabronione!!! komentarze z ksywami lub nazwiskami ewentualnych drajwerow beda usuwane I have no idea what that said but I assume they just called me something dirty. OH REALLY? Well how many Polish guys does it take to drift a truck? 10. One to sit in a stationary truck and 9 to not know how to fake it with CGI. BU-BU-BU-BURN! Youtube Thanks to mike, who once drifted a dump truck for eight minutes before all the wheels blew off and it barrel rolled into an embankment. Awesome.

The great thing about making a Van Gogh cake is you don’t have to be particularly skilled in the art of cake-decorating . Kidding, that shit looks impossible. Impossibly delicious . I call a star piece! Mmmm — there’s no ear in this, right? Fan of Van Gogh? [forgetfoo] Thanks to Christian, who once found a Band-Aid in an eclair.

This is a picture of Peter Ammentorp as a Na’vi . He made the transformation using Photoshop (I still prefer makeup ). As you can see, he did a pretty good job. Don’t get me wrong, I’d still bow and arrow the shit out of him and then try syncing with his dead body, but….I can’t believe I just typed that. But you read it. You’re the real sicko here. Hit the jump for a video of the Na’vi-ing in action.

This is a short video of a guy doing a bunch of tricks with a tape measure . Admittedly, he’s pretty good and with a little more practice he could probably be as good as me one day. When hell is a solid sheet of ice ! And speaking of ice sheets: what an Eskimo has after trying raw seal! *bada-dum tsch* I’ll be here all week folks, try the seal. *bada-dum tsch!* God I’m good at this. *bada-dum tsch!* Kidding, kidding. Youtube Thanks to naas, who once unhooked a woman’s bra with a tape measure but it turned out to be a bro and then the guy hugged him like Meatloaf playing Bob in Fight Club.

This is a little gallery of LEGO Star Wars scenes on the planet Hoth created by skilled LEGO player-wither (this word wizardry is getting out of control!) Avanaut . And allegedly there was no Photoshoppery involved either. So I can only assume Avanaut knows a little bit about magic himself. Just imagine if we combined our powers! We could, uh, shit I got nothing. Hit the jump for two more and another link to Avanaut’s Flickr page with even more of the impressive action.

Remember skilled sculptor (and handsome Geekologie Reader) Kalapusa’s Piranha Plant garden sculpture ? Well now the man behind the pipe-dwelling plant is back at it, this time with a trio of Christmas ornaments . In case you can’t tell what they are because you don’t know anything about the Mario universe , they are (from left to right): Dig-Dug, Kid Icarus and a Metroid. Haha, if you don’t know you don’t deserve to! The blue shell and mushroom already sold on eBay ( and HERE ) for $108 and $76, respectively, but the Goomba is still available if you’re interested ( HERE , for the next two hours). Me? I’m interested in investing in gold. Those commercialsHERE are convincing! Hit the jump for a closeup of each and a link to Kalupusa’s deviantART page.