This is a $16 elemental bacon shirt. It spells ‘BaCoN’ through the clever placement of three periodic elements: barium, cobalt and nitrogen. And I think we can all agree: bacon would be a lot less popular if it actually were barium, cobolt and nitrogen. And not just because it would make your shit shine like a glowstick, but it 100% would. Haha, what do you mean barium isn’t radioactive? SHUT UP, I’LL WEAR THE LAB COAT THANK YOU VERY MUCH. And the pants . Kidding, KIDDING — I’m a blogger, remember? ThinkGeek Product Site Thanks to Kevin and André, who’d still eat it anyways. For principle.

Looking for a shirt Sheldon wore on ‘ The Big Bang Theory ‘? Well you’re in luck, because SheldonShirts.com is a visual database of the tees and includes links to the product pages. So, yeah, now you can brag to your friends you’re wearing the same shirt as Sheldon. Which, I don’t know know how I feel about that. Besides awesome! Look I’m wearing a Sheldon shirt! Plus Adam pants. You know, Adam — of ‘Garden of Eden’ fame. It’s a fig leaf an entire rainforest and still isn’t big enough to cover me. SheldonShirts Thanks to Deacon, who was really mean to Blade and tried to kill him.

T-Shirt Wars is a stop-motion video made by lovers duo Rhett&Link. It took 222 shirts to create plus two sperm and quite possibly one in vitro fertilization because Rhett there kind of strikes me as a test-tube baby. Not that there’s anything wrong with that (I was born in a graduated cylinder). Youtube Thanks to Yopoleo, chris, Jessica and Luke Hoverounder, who know the only good t-shirt war is a wet one. Can’t argue there (can I be a judge?).

You want a t-shirt with a giant AV panel on the back? Then you’re in luck, because Threadless has them for $18 ($45 for a hoodie ). I have one. it’s awesome. Or it was until a friend tried to plug an unapproved device (blender) into my ass while I was passed out drunk. MY SHOES WERE OFF, A$$HOLE. Call me. Product Site Thanks to Stephanie, who has an ocean port t-shirt. Get it? Wacka wacka wacka!

You want a t-shirt with a giant AV panel on the back? Then you’re in luck, because Threadless has them for $18 ($45 for a hoodie ). I have one. it’s awesome. Or it was until a friend tried to plug an unapproved device (blender) into my ass while I was passed out drunk. MY SHOES WERE OFF, A$$HOLE. Call me. Product Site Thanks to Stephanie, who has an ocean port t-shirt. Get it? Wacka wacka wacka!

Marc Stromberg went and developed an augmented reality t-shirt that allows you to play paper rock scissors with yourself via webcam and computer. You just put the shirt on, go to THIS special website, and you’ll be yelling at your laptop for cheating in no time. Dynamite?! DYNAMITE?! Why you cheating son of a robot whore!! Hit the jump for a video of all the fun to be had, along with a printable version of the symbol so you can play.

Given the fact that it was raining buckets last night (not to mention that she's coming from the gym), I will ignore the fact that Britney Spears looks like a hot, wet mess here… However, I can't ignore the…

That’s right, from now until the end of February all profits from Bungie’s online store will be donated to the Red Cross Disaster Relief Fund. It’s Bungie’s way of saying, “We care”. And also, “Thanks for making us a gazillion dollars playing Halo “. But seriously folks: for those of you who have been hesitant to donate, here’s an opportunity to help make a change AND get something for your money . Because heaven forbid you do something out of the kindness of your heart. And, for those of you that don’t want a shirt, text HAITI to 90999 to donate $10 to the Red Cross (added to your cellphone bill). Say — mind if I use your phone for a sec? Bungie’s Online Store and The Red Cross Thanks to Katt, who knows that caring means sharing.

David and Victoria Beckham have designed a series of tee shirts for Sport Relief, an organization helping disadvantaged people all over the world. Thankfully, the soccer superstar also decided to model one of the shirts for us - so…

Today’s $10 shirt.woot features robots breaking Asimov’s Three Laws of Robotics . For those of you that don’t know the three laws of robotics, they are as follows: 1. A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm. 2. A robot must obey any orders given to it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law. 3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law. LOL! Robots killing people and not doing what they’re supposed to! Let’s joke about it — it’s funny! You’re all as good as dead. Shirt.Woot (different shirt tomorrow) Thanks to Nate, Jonny S, bryson, jantunes and Nicky, who know there’s no such thing as safe robots. Or sex (but Ziploc brand freezer bags do help reduce the risk).