The Porn Detection Stick may look like an ordinary USB drive with ” Porn Detection Stick” printed on the side, but it’s not! Wait, maybe it is. *reading* No, no it’s not. Described as a “robust illicit image detection device designed to protect your family, business or organization,” the Porn Detection Stick is a USB drive you plug into your computer to hunt down dirty files — specifically, images, and it even claims to go after ones you’ve deleted. The Stick apparently makes its job harder than just immediately popping up and say, “Yep, there’s pornography here!” by instead scanning your photos for telltale signs of naughtiness such as exposed flesh, suggestive curvature and “body part separation.” Thankfully, the device only works for images, so saucy Excel spreadsheets are still a go. Isn’t that right, you naughty little cells? OMG, OMG — PIE CHAAAAAAART! Product Site via Porn Detection Stick roots out naughty files, even deleted ones [dvice] Thanks to Closet Nerd, who doesn’t find porn, porn finds him.

The female orgasm , like a unicorn , is a rare and mythical creature. Unless you’re like me, in which case they’re like plain ol’ deer: you see them all the time , and, move often than not, have to swerve to avoid hitting them with your car. Well this is an informational graphic explaining the phenomenon, which, from what I gathered, is like a total eclipse for some couples. Unless you’re like me, then it’s like the sun in California: you see it all the time, but you don’t want to stare directly at it. Wait, I’m thinking of Medusa. You see, Medusa is like a vagina…. Hit the jump for the whole, very informative chart. Go on — maybe you’ll learn something!

You’d think something billed as a Lara Croft / Princess Leia snowball fight would be chock-full of sexiness , right? Well don’t get your hopes up, because not even Frosty popped a corncob bone watching this one. Lara Croft and Slave Leia Having a Snowball Fight [toplessrobot] Thanks to charlie, who, oww, charlie — that really hurt. Charlie bit me!

This is an older compilation of Star Trek clips that, out of context, sound incredibly sexual . Actually, in context they sound super sexual too. Yay, freaky space-sex. RED ROCKET RED ROCKET! This is an expansion of a short set of clips that Gene Roddenberry had put together after the second season, that set was just about 2 minutes and mostly bloopers, but the few suggestive shots were enough to make me wonder what a full version would look like, so enjoy! Oh man, that was hot. Granted not as hot as my laptop’s heat exhaust, but I’m tryin’ to cook my meat. Which, medium-rare — anybody? Youtube Thanks to Jacob and oysterboy, who can only communicate in the language of love. You should’ve read their tips, I swooned!

This is an older compilation of Star Trek clips that, out of context, sound incredibly sexual . Actually, in context they sound super sexual too. Yay, freaky space-sex. RED ROCKET RED ROCKET! This is an expansion of a short set of clips that Gene Roddenberry had put together after the second season, that set was just about 2 minutes and mostly bloopers, but the few suggestive shots were enough to make me wonder what a full version would look like, so enjoy! Oh man, that was hot. Granted not as hot as my laptop’s heat exhaust, but I’m tryin’ to cook my meat. Which, medium-rare — anybody? Youtube Thanks to Jacob and oysterboy, who can only communicate in the language of love. You should’ve read their tips, I swooned!

This is a screenshot of the International Jurassic Park Erotic Fan-Fiction Writer’s Association website. The site itself looks like it was made by a 5th grader for a middle school computer class, but don’t let the look fool you: it’s jam-packed with some of the steamiest sex stories I’ve ever read. With such classics as ‘What’s 25 Feet Tall and Comes in Pints?’, ‘One Big Pile Of Yes’, and ‘Carnivore Creation Cream’, there’s sure to be something to satisfy even the most discriminating dinophile . A sample: Back in the lobby, amidst the human body parts and broken dinosaur models, Grant started to have mouth sex with his dead raptor friend. He would endorse this park, he decided, for he had finally been able to play. And parks are meant to be played in. What. The. F***? You know, I’m starting to have second thoughts about this whole dino-fetish thing. I kid — save some for me, Grant. International Jurassic Park Erotic Fan-Fiction Writer’s Association Thanks to SexMess, who rocked my world like a thundering herd of Hypsilophodons.

You are SOOO into this. And so am I. IMPALE ME! Youtube (with a whole bunch more!) Thanks to Uncle_FUJ, who’s burning his grandmother’s wardrobe even as we speak. Smart thinking.

Alright champ, your wet dreams have finally been answered: Star Wars themed burlesque . I’d keep writing now but I’m confident you’ve already hit the jump and stripped your pants in one awkward move. Nice socks. Hit the jump to see a whole bunch more, and the link to the entire 40-pic gallery.

Anticlown loyalist Jonah Ray recently had the opportunity to create some LEGO porno scenes FOR WORK. And here I thought blogging was the best job ever. Little did I know, little did I know. Hit the jump for two more, including one showing how AIDS was invented.

NOTE : Link is NSFW due to naked boobs. Ever wanted to see a bunch of Star Trek fans wearing nothing but funny faces and body paint ? God you’re sick. But also lucky, because this is exactly that. Don’t miss Worf’s head in the back! Hit the jump for the NSFW version and another one of them on bikes.