Images courtesy Summit Even though they don't actually consummate their relationship until Breaking Dawn, Bella and Edward look like they're engaged in a hot and steamy makeout sesh throughout all of Eclipse! From the meadow to the bedroom, Rob and…

February 14th: A day invented by Hallmark to ensure I’ll never live up to my girlfriend’s expectations (it’s true, Mayan calendars skip straight from Feb. 13 to Feb. 15). I hope you’re having a good one and spending it with the one you love . Or at least looking at pictures of her on Facebook and sobbing while she’s out to dinner with her boyfriend. Hey, it happens. Happy Valentine’s Day, may yours be filled with all the love possible. And sex. Dirty, kinky sex. Now, where’d I put that saddle? Someecards (the best online cards for any occassion) Thanks to you, the reader, for filling my heart with joy and hate every single day.

Whew — after an unquestionably robot-related catastrophic failure yesterday, Geekologie is back and ready to dance . Here, I’ll lead. And by lead I mean stand on your shoes while you shuffle me around the dance floor like a little girl. Okay, now make me fly like Baby at the end of ‘Dirty Dancing’. Whoa — whoa — wheeeeeeeeeee!! *CRASH* Wow, that was definitely NOT the time of my life. These are pens explaining sex. Blogging magic — I’ve still got it. Hit the jump for more, better ones (damn yeah I’m going for that extra click. DO IT!).

LeAnn Rimes was one of the featured performers at the ASCAP cafe in Sundance yesterday, where she debuted a new tune about cheating on her now ex-husband, Dean Sheremet. Some of the lyrics include: "What have I done? I…

Getty Images Tiger Woods has been spotted at the Mississippi rehab he transferred to after leaving the Meadows in Arizona, as X17online first reported. Although it's difficult to ID Tiger from the grainy photos obtained by RadarOnline, they show an…

Getty Images Tiger Woods has been spotted at the Mississippi rehab he transferred to after leaving the Meadows in Arizona, as X17online first reported. Although it's difficult to ID Tiger from the grainy photos obtained by RadarOnline, they show an…

Seen here in one of the world’s most pathetic photographs, Douglas Hines chats it up with his sex robot “Roxxxy” about soccer (and he wonders why he needs a sex robot ). The anatomically-correct robot, who can even snore, has an articulated skeleton that can move like a person but can’t walk or independently move its limbs. There is Wild Wendy, who is outgoing and adventurous, Frigid Farrah, who is reserved and shy, a young unnamed doll with a naïve personality, “matriarchal kind of caring” Mature Martha and S & M Susan, who is geared for more adventurous types. Coming with a laptop the doll, priced between US$7,000 (£4,350) to US$9,000 (£5,993), was unveiled at the AVN Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas at the weekend. Inspiration for the sex robot sprang from the September 11, 2001 attacks, he said, where a friend died and he vowed to store his personality forever. WTF!? Honoring the memory of a friend by humping his likeness in sex-robot form? Listen, I don’t want to be honored if that’s how they’re doing it these days. Just shoot my body out of a cannon and call it a day. Foxy ‘Roxxxy’: world’s first ’sex robot’ can talk about football [telegraph] Thanks to Spenny “human advocat”, Brad B, Zerv, Steve P, TobyRaider, Brandon, Ben, Kyle, M3ntal, The Harbinger of Dooooooooom, Jasmine, dez, J.D., Mollie, Jack and Shannon, who don’t do robots. Literally or figuratively.

Tiger pic courtesy Getty The bombshells just keep dropping. In a new tell-all book, alleged call girl and Tiger mistress Loredana Jolie Ferriolo claims that she saw Woods having sex with men in a group-sex situation. Ferriolo tells Radar that…

Photo Credit: David Slijper/courtesy Elle Well good for her! The screen goddess graces the February cover of Elle UK and has a lot to dish about romantic comedies, the Holocaust and sex! Quite the combo. Natalie tells the mag:…

I’ve always been fairly certain the g-spot was invented by women to make me feel inept, and now I have proof . You hear that, women? You don’t know your body , science knows your body! “Women may argue that having a G-spot is due to diet or exercise, but in fact it is virtually impossible to find real traits,” said Tim Spector, professor of genetic epidemiology, who co-authored the research. “This is by far the biggest study ever carried out and it shows fairly conclusively that the idea of a G-spot is subjective.” In the research, 1,804 British women aged 23-83 answered questionnaires. All were pairs of identical or non-identical twins. Identical twins share all their genes, while non-identical pairs share 50% of theirs. If one identical twin reported having a G-spot, this would make it far more likely that her sister would give the same answer. But no such pattern emerged, suggesting the G-spot is a matter of the woman’s subjective opinion. As much as I wanna believe there isn’t a magic love button that I’ve never managed to push, this study doesn’t really prove anything except British women don’t have g-spots. Or boyfriends with straight teeth. HIYO STEREOTYPES! What an anti-climax: G-spot is a myth [timesonline] Thanks to Salazar, whose convinced there’s an h-spot. Salazar, that’s ridiculous (can you draw me a map on this napkin?)