President Obama , clearly an avid Geekologie Reader, finally threw in his two cents about the harbingers of the apocalypse as part of “Educate to Innovate”, a campaign designed to keep kids off drugs interested in inventing shit that’ll keep us technologically superior to the Ruskies. And, as you can see, the guy knows what’s up. Now I know what you’re thinking, “but GW, it seems like he’s promoting robots in that first bit”. Not the case. What the president meant was that robotics inspire young people TO THINK UP NEW WAYS TO KILL THINGS. Which is exactly why the advanced race that once lived in Atlantis invented science in the first place. GEEKOLOGIE WRITER FOR SECRETARY OF F***KING UP ROBOTS 2010!! Obama to Robots: I’m Watching You [gizmodo] Thanks to Jeff, Prestone, cakey hamburger, TylerNerd, Sean, Ken, Dan, ffffffffffffffffffffff, Blastphemer, naminess, Martin and huck, who can all be interns.

The iBum Chair by Tomomi Sayuda is a photocopier built into a chair . It might just be the best chair ever invented. The question is: do they make an office model? My secretary hopes not. …chair will automatically photocopy your ass, when you sit this chair. When audience sit down on the chair, a scanner on the top of chair to scan people’s buttocks automatically. Then the scanned image is printed out from the right hand side of the chair. A sensor is detecting people’s existence all the time. So people will not realize the existence of the scanner. Without notice, the photocopy of the bum will arrive next to the chair. Certainly brings new meaning to the phrase “casting couch chair”, doesn’t it? No, I guess it doesn’t. You know, that sounded a lot better in my head. Along with your singing. YOU WILL NEVER BE A STAR! Hit the jump for a video of the chair in action.

And that, dear reader, is how I became The Geekologie Writer. Youtube Thanks to Tim, whose special skills aren’t just limited to a 20-inch dong.