Want to learn more about Google ? Then peep the rest of this informational graphic , son, it’s all about that search bitch! Say, who knew Google did more than run a query page and drive around taking pictures ? I mean besides me because I basically built their business model out of little plastic pieces and airplane glue. But mostly airplane glue. What? It helps me think! Hit the jump to see the whole thing, with many more facts and figurines!

Google toilet paper : made with 100% virgin pulp and available in Vietnam. Per a questionable translation of the text on the bag: “Very long, soft, smooth. Of high vacuum, because you always!” HIGH VACUUM, OF COURSE I ALWAYS! Dingleberry free, just sayin’. This Google’s made from 100% Virgin pulp, not chrome [engadget] Thanks to wes, who only wipes with Charmin because the dude’s a bear.

Finally, a search engine designed specifically for finding World of Warcraft information. At last, the internet is complete . No, wait — it still needs an eHarmony for dinosaurs. I don’t need 29 degrees of compatibility, I just want something with teeth and a tail! And, okay, wings. Holy shit I’m a dragon lover. Embracing it! Mrgl-Mrgl Thanks to Random User, who could be any one of you.

We reported earlier this afternoon that four detectives and a rep from the LA County Coroner's Office have been searching the late Michael Jackson's home in Bel Air since 11am today… Looks like they're still there investigating, and they've…

We reported earlier this afternoon that four detectives and a rep from the LA County Coroner's Office have been searching the late Michael Jackson's home in Bel Air since 11am today… Looks like they're still there investigating, and they've…

Let me Google That For You (LMGTFY) is a fun website that allows you to send links to people that effectively Google a topic for them because they’re idiots. Click HERE to see an example I made. Pretty awesome, huh? I thought so. Don’t agree? Click HERE . Let Me Google That For You Thanks to Randy, who once Googled Google and made the interwebs explode.

In an attempt to be one of the last tech websites running this announcement (I like turtles), Microsoft has upgraded their search engine (formerly Windows Live Search and MSN Search), and renamed it Bing. As in Bada-Bing, bing cherry, Bing Crosby, Chandler Bing and bing bing, money ain’t a thing. Really? Bing is specifically designed to build on the benefits of today’s search engines but begins to move beyond this experience with a new approach to user experience and intuitive tools to help customers make better decisions, focusing initially on four key vertical areas: making a purchase decision, planning a trip, researching a health condition or finding a local business. Sooooo, Google is still recommended for searching porno? Microsoft Bing Thanks to Teh Awex, Anonymouse and Will, who search the web the old fashioned way, with a Sherlock pipe and magnifying glass.

People really search for the darndest things. Using Google auto-complete, you can see just how screwed up people out there on the web really are. And yes, these are the same people responding to your singles ad. Typing the words in bold will result in the following: • 883,000,000: Why do I have no friends. • 7,570,000: Why do I have diarrhea. • 4,170,000: Why do I have so much discharge. • 7,120,000: Why do I have to pee so much. • 230,000,000: Why do I have gas or so much gas. • 456,000: Why do men have nipples. • 6,000,000: Why men don’t call. • 8,380,000: Why men lie. • 4,980,000: I want a new drug. • 114,000,000: I want a wife. • 783,000: I have one testicle. • 21,900,000: I have one more drink. • 12,400,000: I have three breasts. • 320,000: I have three testicles. • 1,580,000: I have three girlfriends. • 42,300: Why Luke Skywalker is an idiot. • 1,610,000: I would like to buy a hamburger. • 286,000: I would like to extend you an invitation to the pants party. • 818,000: I think im pregnant. • 442,000: I hate Indiana Jones 4. Neat. Now do some Googling of your own and post the funniest results in the comments. And also, a current picture. Are you really as pretty as I imagine? Google Proves Humanity Is Sick and Sad, Yet Absolutely Hilarious [google]