I never saw ‘ Up ‘ because I heard it was sad and, quite frankly, my life is sad enough. But if you did see the movie and were wondering what a real-life Russel would look like, your prayers have been answered. This: he would look like this. And, wait — are those all Boyscout Cookie eating badges? Picture Thanks to sham, who once tied like forty helium balloons to a picnic table and dined in the sky.

WARNING : NSFW VIDEO IS NSFW This is the highly, highly, HIGHLY NSFW music video for the Flair’s ‘Truckers Delight’. I can’t even begin to describe to you how dirty I felt after watching it. Unless you’ve ever swam in pig shit and then showered in vomit afterward. In which case, Jesus, join another pool. Youtube Thanks Smee and Kaerus, I’ll split my therapist’s bills between the two of you.

WARNING : NSFW VIDEO IS NSFW This is the highly, highly, HIGHLY NSFW music video for the Flair’s ‘Truckers Delight’. I can’t even begin to describe to you how dirty I felt after watching it. Unless you’ve ever swam in pig shit and then showered in vomit afterward. In which case, Jesus, join another pool. Youtube Thanks Smee and Kaerus, I’ll split my therapist’s bills between the two of you.

This is a piano , which, through the use of the black magic and robotics , is able to speak in one of the scariest voices I’ve ever heard. Well, besides the one that comes attached to the figure that sneaks into my room at night and tells me to write dirty things on the internet. I think it’s my uncle! Youtube Thanks to J.D., Rodger and Alexandra, who are already planning to push this thing out a window.

NOTE : Double shot of bare ass at 1:24 and 1:28. You can’t get that at Starbucks! This is a video of some crazed Asian man dancing his ass off while displaying some of rarer Neo-Geo titles in his collection . It’s by far one of the most disturbing things I’ve seen, but I can’t help but watch it again and again. It has something to do with the way he dances , which is technically amazing. You can’t learn those moves in gym class! I don’t care how many times you offer to stay after school and help pick up the orange cones. NSFW: Topless Weirdo Shows Off His Neo-Geo Collection [kotaku] Thanks to Aisha, who once danced the devil under the table and then stole the bitch’s horns. Nice, I want to wear them!

Just looking at this $140 set of action figures makes me question what the hell my parents were thinking letting me watch such a wack-ass program as a child (I suspect they were thinking “booze time!”). I mean, it’s pretty amazing I still turned out alright. Somebody, anybody, back me up here. The 80’s classic Pee-Wee’s Playhouse is back with this line of action figures. The case of 14 pieces includes the following characters: 6x Pee Wee Herman, 3x Cowboy Curtis, 3x Miss Yvonne, 1x Pterri, and 1x Puppetland (Subject to change). These figures are highly detailed and must have for any Pee-Wee fan. Comes in retro-packaging to further the retro feel.

Now I’m not saying this is the best way to explain to your daughter what happened to Mr. Fluffernutte r, but I can’t think of a better one. Your parents: be thankful I’m not one of them. EXCEPT I TOTALLY AM. Your other father and I made you! Picture Thanks to Yopoleo, who made has never run over anything but the time limit when giving an acceptance speech.

Link is possibly NSFW depending on how your boss feels about vomit on your keyboard. GRAPHIC: LOOK AT YOUR OWN RISK. After the jump you will find a picture of BME member Metal_Games, who had the likeness of a NES controller cut into the back of his leg AND THEN THE SKIN REMOVED. Hey, different strokes for different folks. I like freestyle. The stencil went on, and we were ready to go. Starting with the lines, the pain wasn’t half as bad as I’d expected. In fact, it was a breeze for the most part. It took Jeffrey, the artist, about 20 minutes to cut all the lines. A couple of deep breaths, and we went straight on to removing the skin… Fun fact: it took me five smelling salts to write this post. Hit it if you dare.

This is definitely NOT how you pledge your allegiance to the dark lord . You show up at the Pit of Eternal Damnation with this thing on your arm and a bunch of imps are just gonna laugh at you and then take turns packing your asshole full of hot charcoals. Just sayin’, tsssssssssss . I Cut the Satan Star Into My Arm! [youthink] Thanks to Yopoleo, who once beat the devil in a fiddling contest and never received his golden violin prize. I warned you, Yopoleo, you can’t trust that horned bastard.

A six-year old found a bunch of nudey pictures on the PSP his mother purchased for him from Walmart and got all upset about it and cried to his mommy. Tamatha said she found a memory card inside the PSP containing hundreds of pornographic pictures. She claimed it’s not hers and it was in the PSP before she opened the box. She then called the store wanting to speak with a manager about the problem. “I explained the situation and his response was, ‘well, bring the machine down and we’ll let your son pick out a new game,’” she said. “And I was like, no I don’t think you heard what I said.” Tamatha is demanding a new gaming system, apology, and written promise her son won’t grow up to be gay. Good luck with that Tamatha, but I’ve got news for you: he’s been that way since birth. I mean, he cried when he saw a naked woman . What? Well, yeah, but only sometimes. Mom Finds Porn on New PSP [myfoxboston] Thanks to Chris and Asiantom, who would have felt like they just won the fapping lottery.