Tom Selleck is arguably one of the most attractive men ever created in my likeness . So you couple his natural panty-wetting capabilities with an awe-inspiring waterfall and a delicious sandwich , and BAM!: Selleck Waterfall Sandwich , a website that features pictures perfectly described by its name. But, WARNING: You’ll never be able to look at a cheesesteak or Niagara Falls again without wishing you were riding Magnum’s mustache. And that’s not a bad thing. Hit the jump for a couple more examples and another link to the website.

Tom Selleck is arguably one of the most attractive men ever created in my likeness . So you couple his natural panty-wetting capabilities with an awe-inspiring waterfall and a delicious sandwich , and BAM!: Selleck Waterfall Sandwich , a website that features pictures perfectly described by its name. But, WARNING: You’ll never be able to look at a cheesesteak or Niagara Falls again without wishing you were riding Magnum’s mustache. And that’s not a bad thing. Hit the jump for a couple more examples and another link to the website.

This is a picture by deviantARTist Rose-Bullets of the Vulcan salute made out of Elvish bread ON A DINOSAUR PLATE. Geekiest thing you’ve seen all day? No? Well screw you Mr. I See All Kinds Of Super Geeky Things — how about a tip every once in awhile? You are such a jerk. Rose-Bullet’s DeviantART Page Thanks to sham, who once challenged me to a geek-off competition but I had to turn her down because I was too busy SOLVING CANCER WITH MATH AND VIDEO GAMES. Boom, I win.

Hey, it worked for Jared, looks like it's working for her, too! Our fave newlywed indulged in a foot-long at the fast food place, where she wasn't so fast as to not pose for a few pix with fans. Jared…

SILF? SILF! Picture Thanks to boo, who actually took the picture but didn’t bother buying me the cutter. Damnit, boo.

KFC just released a new sandwich called the Double Down that features bacon and cheese IN BETWEEN TWO CHICKEN FILLET BUNS. Because, seriously, bread is just filler anyways. A recent review: That’s it? That is the sandwich? That’s not worth five dollars. Oh… oh my God. That is the best thing ever. I don’t know what “Colonel’s Sauce” is, but it is like a party in my mouth. This is completely worth the five dollars. Unfortunately I’m going to end up weighing 700 lbs after this, but it is simply amazing. Wow, I kind of absolutely don’t want to try that. But I will tell you a chicken joke I came up with last night. Why did the chicken cross the road? To nug-get to the other side. HIYO! I should do stand up. Hit the jump for an actual product shot and a commercial.

KFC just released a new sandwich called the Double Down that features bacon and cheese IN BETWEEN TWO CHICKEN FILLET BUNS. Because, seriously, bread is just filler anyways. A recent review: That’s it? That is the sandwich? That’s not worth five dollars. Oh… oh my God. That is the best thing ever. I don’t know what “Colonel’s Sauce” is, but it is like a party in my mouth. This is completely worth the five dollars. Unfortunately I’m going to end up weighing 700 lbs after this, but it is simply amazing. Wow, I kind of absolutely don’t want to try that. But I will tell you a chicken joke I came up with last night. Why did the chicken cross the road? To nug-get to the other side. HIYO! I should do stand up. Hit the jump for an actual product shot and a commercial.

Ever wondered what a Rubik’s Cube would look like in sandwich form? Well now you know : delicious . The “Rubix Cubewich” contains “cubes of pastrami, kielbasa, pork fat, salami, and two types of cheddar. Did that say pork fat? Because I think I’m in love. Rubik’s Cube Sandwich [seriouseats] Thanks to Leanna, who’s making a Battle Risk sandwich and sending it to me.

Style Your Garage covers are printed tarps made to attach to your garage door to make it appear your garage is something it’s not. For example, this one makes it look like you’re running a rotisserie chicken business. But the fun doesn’t stop there! Hit the jump to see a bunch of my other favorites, then head to the site to see a ton more. They all retail for about $275 and were made for one piece garage doors, but can be modified (read: cut) to fit on sectionals. And speaking of sectionals, my new couch has a chaise. Ladies? First to make me a sandwich can sit on it (until I’m full, then it’s dishes time for you)! Hit it to see some other cool ones.

In what might be the smartest piece of advertising in recent history (whee, I just posted your whole freaking ad for free!), Burger King has released a print ad for their new Super Sloppy Seven Incher chock full of sexual innuendo. I don’t see it, but allegedly it’s there. BK Goes Crude With 7-Inch Burger Ad [newser] Thanks to solid and Pat, whose minds can’t be blown away because they’re in a lockbox .