I've always thought Ryan Seacrest was a total gentleman - he's always a sweetheart to photographers, he's witty, and even though he's not build like Alex Skarsgard, he's still pretty cute! Last night Ryan helped Larry King celebrate his…

We saw another steering wheel desk here on Geekologie quite some time ago, but I think we can all agree this is a much improved model . First of all, you can write/type at a normal angle and not the angle of the actual wheel . As a matter of fact, I’m using one now, and I’ve got to admit: it’s quite comfortable. Secondly, HOOOOOOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT Hit the jump for a bunch of other worthwhile product shots.

That’s right folks, NASA plans to shoot a giant missile at the moon and make it go boom. BOOM SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE THE MOON! In an unprecedented scientific endeavor — and what may be one of the coolest space missions ever — NASA is preparing to fly a rocket booster into the moon, triggering a six-mile-high explosion that scientists hope will confirm the presence of water. The four-month mission of the Lunar Crater Observation and Sensing Satellite (LCROSS), which will be directed from NASA’s Ames Research Center at Moffett Field, is to discover whether water is frozen in the perpetual darkness of craters near the moon’s south pole. As a potential source of oxygen for life support and hydrogen for rocket fuel, that water would be a tremendous boost to NASA’s plans to restart human exploration of the moon. Come on NASA — as pro blowing stuff up as I am, there has got to be an easier way to find out if there’s water on the moon. Like, oh I dunno, ASKING THE MOON PEOPLE. Hey, moon-chick, is there water in the moon? “ZIP ZAP ZIP YES WE DRINK IT”. Ta-da, mystery solved. But while you’re here, how about flashing those blue cheese boobs in my direction one more time? NASA/Ames ready to explode one of the coolest space missions ever [siliconvalley] Thanks to meeotch, who wants to ride the rocket when it goes. Me too, meeotch, me too.

The Heinz Beanzawave is being billed as the world’s smallest microwave and measures a scant 7.4 inches tall by 6.2 inches wide and 5.9 inches deep. It’s equally suited for heating a can of beans /soup at your desk or frying your nuts so you can’t have children. The mini microwave is being developed as a partner to Heinz Snap Pots, baked beans in single-serving containers. The Snap Pots, available in the U.K., fit perfectly into the Beanzawave. But the $160 device will only be released commercially if consumer feedback is positive and if component prices drop in the near future. Well you can count me on board. I’M ON A BOAT! Just kidding, I wish I was though. No, right now I’m just laying in bed topless braiding my penises. Now where’d I put that scrunchie? Beanzawave: The World’s Smallest Microwave [fastcompany] Thanks to scottsc, who cooks his beans at work the old fashioned way: on a campfire in the boardroom.

The Hover Scooter may have made its debut in December, 1960, but that doesn’t make it any less the vehicle I want to ride to work everyday. Also, if any of you ladies are interested in a lift I’ll even mount a seat on the blower. And I’m not just saying that so I can make a ‘If you can read this, my bitch got sucked into the intake’ t-shirt, but, damnit you got me! Hover Scooter [neatorama]

Remember Alfie Patten, the 13-year old that got his 15-year old girlfriend pregnant ? Well, turns out he’s not the father after all, and ogres really are the cheating whores I suspected. The fairy tales were true! A DNA test showed a 13-year-old boy in Britain is not the father of a baby born to a 15-year-old he had unprotected sex with once. Chantelle Stedman told Alfie Patten, who was 12 when he slept with her, he was her newborn daughter Maisie’s father. At first Stedman said Patten was the only boy she had ever slept with, but soon after other teens came forward saying they too could be the baby’s father, because they claimed to have had sex with the girl. It is still not clear who the baby’s father is. Alfie, if you’re reading, I have some advice: get your junk checked for funk and then WALK AWAY with clean hands and dong. Chalk it up as a life lesson and move on. Just be thankful you learned it now before you married the beast atop Mt. Bloodfang and were sealed to the ogre clan forever. Because that would suck. Now run, Alfie — run as fast and far as those little child-sized feet and size 4’s will take you! Also, no more sticking your penis in things until you’re 30 and gainfully employed. And then only the change return slot in vending machines. DNA test shows 13-year-old Alfie Patten is not a dad [heraldsun] Thanks to darkfall13, Eva, Freddy, Sinclair and Romeo, who all know the only great sex is safe sex with dinosaurs.

NOTE: VIDEO IS PROBABLY NSFW DEPENDING ON HOW YOUR EMPLOYER FEELS ABOUT CONDOM ANIMALS HAVING SEX ALL OVER THE PLACE. This is a Durex commercial that may or not have made it to the air (certainly not in this country) that features arguably homosexual condom rabbits doing it. I kept waiting for one to pop until I realized you probably wouldn’t want to advertise that. Also, I would like to take this time to pat myself on the nuts for never getting that crazy bitch of an ex-wife pregnant. Knock knock. Who’s there? Not my child! Superfad Ad Agency (which has a couple outtakes to watch as well) Thanks to Skin & Bones, Jase, leftrightleft, and Julian, who, despite their vehement denials, have all used BBQ sauce as lube.