This is a little graphic depicting the likelihood of various features on the upcoming Apple tablet. Of course, you can’t read that one for shit so click HERE to see the thing in all its high-res glory, glory, hallelujah. So, what do you think, is it gonna have all that stuff? Like the, uh, laser-phaser port? Ha — no I didn’t l look at the graphic, what the hell do I care?! Ah, I’m supposed to be running a gadget blog. Touche. Rumor Roundup: The Apple Tablet [thegreenroom] (with explanations of each feature) via Apple iTablet rumors, all wrapped up into one visual roundup [dvice]

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Britney Spears is not engaged to her longtime agent Jason Trawick , a source close to the singer tells Usmagazine.com . See all the guys Britney has dated. “This is absolutely not true,” the source tells Us . “Britney is not engaged.” Tabloid Star reports on its cover that Trawick proposed while the two were vacationing in the Bahamas last month, and that the pop star is thinking about a December wedding after her Circus tour ends. Look back at Britney’s career over the years. A source told the magazine: “He didn’t exactly get down on one knee, but Brit didn’t care. She said yes, and they opened a bottle of champagne to celebrate. Jason held Britney for a long time and kissed her cheeks. They talked about their future for hours and didn’t go to sleep until after 3 a.m.! They just wanted to be alone together.” See photos of Britney on the Circus tour! Her rep could not be reached for comment.