Audrina Patridge has a long list of ex-boyfriends, and they all have one thing in common: Being ultra-sexy! Her latest flame, singer Ryan Cabrera, definitely isn't the fittest of the bunch… but as long as she's happy, that's all…

This seems an appropriate question, as the two lovebirds just spent Valentine's Day together! Even though it was at a Mickey D's… Britney Spears has been controlled by the conservatorship - and her father, Jamie - for roughly two…

What? No Beso? I'm shocked! I thought Eva Longoria only dined at her own restaurant… especially considering the fact that it was V-Day! But no, she and hubby Tony Parker picked Giorgio Baldi to celebrate the romantic holiday. And…

What? No Beso? I'm shocked! I thought Eva Longoria only dined at her own restaurant… especially considering the fact that it was V-Day! But no, she and hubby Tony Parker picked Giorgio Baldi to celebrate the romantic holiday. And…

What? No Beso? I'm shocked! I thought Eva Longoria only dined at her own restaurant… especially considering the fact that it was V-Day! But no, she and hubby Tony Parker picked Giorgio Baldi to celebrate the romantic holiday. And…

Three, apparently! Lionsgate has just released the trailer for the ideal companion piece to Bounty Hunter and Knight and Day , The Killers . This time Katherine Heigl plays the desperate-for-a-man lady who gets involved in the world of people shooting each other when she marries Ashton Kutcher, the shirtless, clandestine super-spy. Trained murderers are basically the new doctors in terms of desirability for women.

“Dear John…” (See the exciting conclusion under the cut!)

Good news, Terrence Malick fans. Though the Badlands director’s latest, Tree of Life , doesn’t see release until later this year, he already has a new film written and ready to shoot this fall. Not much is actually known about the project, but the untitled romance will reportedly have a cast including Christian Bale, Javier Bardem, Rachel McAdams, and Olga Kurylenko. So basically we’ve got a love story involving some combination of Batman, Anton Chigurh, and the hot babe characters of Sherlock Holmes and Bond. Surely this story must already exist in the world of erotic fan fiction.

Someone in the office here thinks Ms. Paquin's had some plastic surgery since her days as a petite pianist but seriously, what on this girl looks fake? I'm liking this couple and I think Paquin is adorbs. We spotted…

And it looks like he's loving it! The adorable duo grabbed some Jamba Juice in Studio City over the weekend, and they made sure to take the time to cuddle… Ugh, you know they're going to go see Valentine's…