Saturn , the second largest moon-whore in the solar system (behind Jupiter), has been caught hiding another trick in one of it’s outer rings. What a slut! The discovery of what appeared to astronomers as a faint, moving pinprick of light, was announced by the International Astronomical Union. The international Cassini spacecraft spotted the small moon, which measures about a third of a mile wide. Pfft — 1/3 mile wide? That ain’t no moon. That ain’t even a moonlet. That, my friends, is a moonatoid. Come get some, Pluto! ‘Moonlet’ Found in Outer Saturn Ring [discovery] Thanks to tarastars, who once stole a moon from Neptune and sold it at a yard sale to buy a video game.