Happy Valentine’s You Filthy Love Machines

Happy Valentine’s You Filthy Love Machines

February 14th: A day invented by Hallmark to ensure I’ll never live up to my girlfriend’s expectations (it’s true, Mayan calendars skip straight from Feb. 13 to Feb. 15). I hope you’re having a good one and spending it with the one you love . Or at least looking at pictures of her on Facebook and sobbing while she’s out to dinner with her boyfriend. Hey, it happens. Happy Valentine’s Day, may yours be filled with all the love possible. And sex. Dirty, kinky sex. Now, where’d I put that saddle? Someecards (the best online cards for any occassion) Thanks to you, the reader, for filling my heart with joy and hate every single day.

Uh, Honey?!: Checking Card Tracks Spending

Want to keep better track of your spending and don’t know how to use your bank’s website ? Well you’re in luck, thanks to the conceptual Live Checking Card. Actually, I guess you’re not, CAUSE IT’S CONCEPTUAL. The Live Checking Card represent a very interesting concept - it displays the accumulated spending amount on your card after every purchase. Clearly, the concept itself is nothing short of a nightmare for wives and girlfriends as it displays real time information of their shopping adventures. The underlying technology behind Live Checking Cards is e-ink, which checks your purchase history and matches them up with the bank account transactions using RFID. I actually think this is a great idea. Except instead of just adding your accumulated totals it should give you a running balance of your account. Which, for me, is currently -$240.64. Just sayin’, sugar daddy. Ladies? Live Checking Cards: Watch Your Bills, Honey! [ohgizmo] Thanks to Van, who doesn’t need a conceptual check card cause he has real one. Lucky.

Uh, Honey?!: Checking Card Tracks Spending

Uh, Honey?!: Checking Card Tracks Spending

Want to keep better track of your spending and don’t know how to use your bank’s website ? Well you’re in luck, thanks to the conceptual Live Checking Card. Actually, I guess you’re not, CAUSE IT’S CONCEPTUAL. The Live Checking Card represent a very interesting concept - it displays the accumulated spending amount on your card after every purchase. Clearly, the concept itself is nothing short of a nightmare for wives and girlfriends as it displays real time information of their shopping adventures. The underlying technology behind Live Checking Cards is e-ink, which checks your purchase history and matches them up with the bank account transactions using RFID. I actually think this is a great idea. Except instead of just adding your accumulated totals it should give you a running balance of your account. Which, for me, is currently -$240.64. Just sayin’, sugar daddy. Ladies? Live Checking Cards: Watch Your Bills, Honey! [ohgizmo] Thanks to Van, who doesn’t need a conceptual check card cause he has real one. Lucky.

Uh, Honey?!: Checking Card Tracks Spending

Want to keep better track of your spending and don’t know how to use your bank’s website ? Well you’re in luck, thanks to the conceptual Live Checking Card. Actually, I guess you’re not, CAUSE IT’S CONCEPTUAL. The Live Checking Card represent a very interesting concept - it displays the accumulated spending amount on your card after every purchase. Clearly, the concept itself is nothing short of a nightmare for wives and girlfriends as it displays real time information of their shopping adventures. The underlying technology behind Live Checking Cards is e-ink, which checks your purchase history and matches them up with the bank account transactions using RFID. I actually think this is a great idea. Except instead of just adding your accumulated totals it should give you a running balance of your account. Which, for me, is currently -$240.64. Just sayin’, sugar daddy. Ladies? Live Checking Cards: Watch Your Bills, Honey! [ohgizmo] Thanks to Van, who doesn’t need a conceptual check card cause he has real one. Lucky.

Uh, Honey?!: Checking Card Tracks Spending

Uh, Honey?!: Checking Card Tracks Spending

Want to keep better track of your spending and don’t know how to use your bank’s website ? Well you’re in luck, thanks to the conceptual Live Checking Card. Actually, I guess you’re not, CAUSE IT’S CONCEPTUAL. The Live Checking Card represent a very interesting concept - it displays the accumulated spending amount on your card after every purchase. Clearly, the concept itself is nothing short of a nightmare for wives and girlfriends as it displays real time information of their shopping adventures. The underlying technology behind Live Checking Cards is e-ink, which checks your purchase history and matches them up with the bank account transactions using RFID. I actually think this is a great idea. Except instead of just adding your accumulated totals it should give you a running balance of your account. Which, for me, is currently -$240.64. Just sayin’, sugar daddy. Ladies? Live Checking Cards: Watch Your Bills, Honey! [ohgizmo] Thanks to Van, who doesn’t need a conceptual check card cause he has real one. Lucky.

Uh, Honey?!: Checking Card Tracks Spending

Uh, Honey?!: Checking Card Tracks Spending

Want to keep better track of your spending and don’t know how to use your bank’s website ? Well you’re in luck, thanks to the conceptual Live Checking Card. Actually, I guess you’re not, CAUSE IT’S CONCEPTUAL. The Live Checking Card represent a very interesting concept - it displays the accumulated spending amount on your card after every purchase. Clearly, the concept itself is nothing short of a nightmare for wives and girlfriends as it displays real time information of their shopping adventures. The underlying technology behind Live Checking Cards is e-ink, which checks your purchase history and matches them up with the bank account transactions using RFID. I actually think this is a great idea. Except instead of just adding your accumulated totals it should give you a running balance of your account. Which, for me, is currently -$240.64. Just sayin’, sugar daddy. Ladies? Live Checking Cards: Watch Your Bills, Honey! [ohgizmo] Thanks to Van, who doesn’t need a conceptual check card cause he has real one. Lucky.

Uh, Honey?!: Checking Card Tracks Spending

Want to keep better track of your spending and don’t know how to use your bank’s website ? Well you’re in luck, thanks to the conceptual Live Checking Card. Actually, I guess you’re not, CAUSE IT’S CONCEPTUAL. The Live Checking Card represent a very interesting concept - it displays the accumulated spending amount on your card after every purchase. Clearly, the concept itself is nothing short of a nightmare for wives and girlfriends as it displays real time information of their shopping adventures. The underlying technology behind Live Checking Cards is e-ink, which checks your purchase history and matches them up with the bank account transactions using RFID. I actually think this is a great idea. Except instead of just adding your accumulated totals it should give you a running balance of your account. Which, for me, is currently -$240.64. Just sayin’, sugar daddy. Ladies? Live Checking Cards: Watch Your Bills, Honey! [ohgizmo] Thanks to Van, who doesn’t need a conceptual check card cause he has real one. Lucky.

Uh, Honey?!: Checking Card Tracks Spending

Uh, Honey?!: Checking Card Tracks Spending

Want to keep better track of your spending and don’t know how to use your bank’s website ? Well you’re in luck, thanks to the conceptual Live Checking Card. Actually, I guess you’re not, CAUSE IT’S CONCEPTUAL. The Live Checking Card represent a very interesting concept - it displays the accumulated spending amount on your card after every purchase. Clearly, the concept itself is nothing short of a nightmare for wives and girlfriends as it displays real time information of their shopping adventures. The underlying technology behind Live Checking Cards is e-ink, which checks your purchase history and matches them up with the bank account transactions using RFID. I actually think this is a great idea. Except instead of just adding your accumulated totals it should give you a running balance of your account. Which, for me, is currently -$240.64. Just sayin’, sugar daddy. Ladies? Live Checking Cards: Watch Your Bills, Honey! [ohgizmo] Thanks to Van, who doesn’t need a conceptual check card cause he has real one. Lucky.

Uh, Honey?!: Checking Card Tracks Spending

Uh, Honey?!: Checking Card Tracks Spending

Want to keep better track of your spending and don’t know how to use your bank’s website ? Well you’re in luck, thanks to the conceptual Live Checking Card. Actually, I guess you’re not, CAUSE IT’S CONCEPTUAL. The Live Checking Card represent a very interesting concept - it displays the accumulated spending amount on your card after every purchase. Clearly, the concept itself is nothing short of a nightmare for wives and girlfriends as it displays real time information of their shopping adventures. The underlying technology behind Live Checking Cards is e-ink, which checks your purchase history and matches them up with the bank account transactions using RFID. I actually think this is a great idea. Except instead of just adding your accumulated totals it should give you a running balance of your account. Which, for me, is currently -$240.64. Just sayin’, sugar daddy. Ladies? Live Checking Cards: Watch Your Bills, Honey! [ohgizmo] Thanks to Van, who doesn’t need a conceptual check card cause he has real one. Lucky.

Uh, Honey?!: Checking Card Tracks Spending

Want to keep better track of your spending and don’t know how to use your bank’s website ? Well you’re in luck, thanks to the conceptual Live Checking Card. Actually, I guess you’re not, CAUSE IT’S CONCEPTUAL. The Live Checking Card represent a very interesting concept - it displays the accumulated spending amount on your card after every purchase. Clearly, the concept itself is nothing short of a nightmare for wives and girlfriends as it displays real time information of their shopping adventures. The underlying technology behind Live Checking Cards is e-ink, which checks your purchase history and matches them up with the bank account transactions using RFID. I actually think this is a great idea. Except instead of just adding your accumulated totals it should give you a running balance of your account. Which, for me, is currently -$240.64. Just sayin’, sugar daddy. Ladies? Live Checking Cards: Watch Your Bills, Honey! [ohgizmo] Thanks to Van, who doesn’t need a conceptual check card cause he has real one. Lucky.

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