This is a picture of a woman who is Halloweening as an actual comic book character . You know, like the way a woman would look in an oldschool comic — with the crappy dot printing and all. Except, in this case, she actually looks pretty good. Granted not as good as I’d look as a comic book character , but I’d draw myself with giant shirt chain-mail ripping muscles and a laser cannon. Did somebody say dinosaur mount? Plus dinosaur mount. Did you know my handsomeness is actually considered a super power? Because it is. Hit the jump for several shots of the makeup going on.

This is a video of the oldschool classic Rampage in real life, brought to you by the same angry bald man that produced the real life Paperboy (but not the movie ). I chuckled. But I did NOT upchuck, even though I did two nights ago. That was the night I walked into the restroom at a bar and caught a guy standing at the pisser trying to blow a snot rocket on the wall above the urinal . So you know what I did? I waited till he was done pissing THEN WHIPPED HIS MONKEY ASS. Being gross: don’t do it around me. Youtube

This is another little gallery of video games in realer life than they are when you play them. As you can see, this is a game I’m not familiar with. It looks like Tetris mixed with Rampage. I would call it Shape Rampagers, but that’s just because I’M A WORLD CLASS GAME NAMER. Super Mario Bros. ? Pfft, try Two Plumbers Fight To Bang The Princess . Yeah — I’m that L337. Hit the jump for a few of my favorites, and the link to a bunch more if you’re interested in that sort of thing (I won’t judge).

This is a video of the Atari classic Paperboy, but in real life. It’s a little longer, and I know most of you have ADD (I’m right here with you), but it’s definitely worth a watch while on the clock . Plus, the guys who made it are loyal Geekologists, and you know how I feel about you readers — I love you all like little sisters! You know, from Bioshock . I’ll harvest every last one of you! Youtube and Funnyordie Thanks to D_rock and cooperanimation, who don’t need paperboys because they only read Geekologie. Smart. Plus you’re saving trees!

Even if you were just born this morning you’ve probably heard of FMyLife. The concept is simple: you make up some cheeselog story about how much your life sucks and then you post it on the internet ( which is magic ) so people can feel better about how much their lives suck. It’s really a victorious feeling. So yeah, these are some FMyLife’s written by famous video game characters . Now, I encourage you all to write your own video game inspired FML’s in the comments. I’ll get you started: I think I’m in love. Unfortunately, every attempt I make at sweeping my love interest off her little feet is thwarted by a Big Daddy. FML I agree, your life sucks (0) - you totally deserve it (24933024 jillion) On 08/05/1960 at 8:24am - love - by Jack - Rapture, Atlantic Ocean Hit the link for a couple more. Video Game FMyLife [collegehumor] Thanks to Joemo, whose life is awesome. Good for you, Joemo. No, really, I’m happy for you.

This is a painting of Charlie Brown by artist Tim O’Brien. Scary, no? I’m sorry if you’re not gonna be able to sleep tonight, but I live by the mantra “if I had to see, so do you”. Sweet dreams! Also, for the hundreds of people who keep sending the “dead body eating robot” tip, I posted it earlier this week . I get depressed as hell when I get the same tip I posted a few days ago. *sniff* Don’t you read regularly? YOU SAID YOU LOVED ME! Tim O’Brien’s Painting of Charlie Brown [agentmlovestacos] Thanks to FDSY, who you can blame for not being able to sleep at night. And not just because he’s hiding under your bed, but he is.

“Hey kids, who wants free cake?!” aperture science van tooling around, scaring the hell out of people [technabob]

Alright, I have to lay off the ropacalypse posts for a little bit, I was starting to have heart palpitations. Also, a serious decrease in libido. Thankfully, I just watched Jurassic Park in fast forward, so I think I’ll be okay. Anyway, this is the ‘beat up the car’ bonus stage from Street Fighter II reenacted by a real life Ryu. And, as you can probably tell, he received no bonus points. Youtube Thanks to asiantom, who would have begun with a couple well-placed Hadoukens to get the party started quickly.

This is a video of some real life Pac-Man action . The video was created by Remi Gaillard (of real-life Mario Kart fame ), who I assume is France’s Jackass . Although I did like like the part where he tried to eat the woman’s golf ball. Through a garden hose! Which, at least according to the wall above the urinal, your girlfriend. You lucky dog! Youtube Thanks to Jack and c devine, who were once able to eat all four ghosts while they were blue.

This is a video of some real life Pac-Man action . The video was created by Remi Gaillard (of real-life Mario Kart fame ), who I assume is France’s Jackass . Although I did like like the part where he tried to eat the woman’s golf ball. Through a garden hose! Which, at least according to the wall above the urinal, your girlfriend. You lucky dog! Youtube Thanks to Jack and c devine, who were once able to eat all four ghosts while they were blue.