The Iron Man himself, Robert Downey Jr., was spotted at Santa Monica eatery Giorgio Baldi last night with an interesting outfit. Whatevs, I love the man purse! RDJ is so trendy and hip - kinda like Johnny Depp -…

The cleavage caddy may look like a breast-shaped CD holder for your car’s sun visor, but it’s not. No, it’s a purse a woman (or moobed gentleman — hopefully with a monocle) stows between their breasts (look at me using the proper nomenclature!) and bra . An insert for your bra with or without an added lace accent to to enhance your attire with a feminine influence. If you choose the lace version, the lace covers your cleavage, adding an extra element of modesty, while still allowing you to carry all of your personal items discretely tucked in your bra. These are worn anchored to the bra by the elastic strap with a snap. Tuck away your keys, credit cards, lipstick and more! Caddies cost $30 and are guaranteed to make your boobs look all angular and pointy and generally undesirable. But will guys still stare at them? Absolutely. Available in medium (below 38D) and large (above 38D) something something MOTORBOAT! *BWUBWUBWUBWWUB!* Pulitzer me. Product Site Thanks to Justin, who totally didn’t find the site searching “cleavage” on Google (yes he did too).

Well not reeeeally, but she must have been a bit annoyed yesterday when she left the grocery store. It's not what you think though! Jess was in a surprisingly good mood when we photographed her walking across the Whole…

This girl just can't seem to stay in one night! Damn. LiLo acted all annoyed on her way out of club Voyeur last night, holding her purse in front of her face to avoid being photographed. Hmm, I guess…

After leaving the 2009 Fox Reality Channel Really Awards last night, Kim Kardashian got caught in the rain without an umbrella. Eeek! What's a dolled up girl to do!? Rather than whining about it, Kim simply used her oversized…

…but the rest of Karina Smirnoff's outfit plus her makeup and hair? Not so much! Sorry Karina! I know you have a killer body (not to mention killer moves), but as Tim Gunn would say, last night's outfit is…

These Underwear Purses from Parcel are purses that look like kid’s underwear . They’re not made from real underwear though because then they’d be all pee-stained and skidmark-y. They cost about $11. But I’ve got to warn you: the last time I was caught out in public toting around a bunch of children’s underwear, I have never touched kid’s underwear. Garish Underpants Purses for the Kinky [walyou]

The new Rolls Royce 200EX has an automatic purse holder. And no, it’s not the floor (although those work great too and come standard in most cars). There’s a video after the jump that you have to see to believe, but basically a little gripper arm automatically tightens against the purse to ensure your diamonds and gold bars don’t fall out during travel. It’s stupid. Because when I’m rich enough for a Rolls Royce I’ll be damned if I’m carrying my own purse. No, it will be traveling in it’s own Rolls Royce . Inside a diamond airplane. Made of platinum . Don’t question my logic, peasant. Hit the jump for a short video of the ‘just another thing to break’ in action.

I loves me some Hil Duff and I HATE to be judgmental - it's not my style! - but I have to ask: What on God's green earth is going on in these pictures??? The outfit isn't flattering, the…

Guess Nicky Hilton is back to wearing all-black, even in the daytime! I kinda prefer her in lighter clothes. We spotted the heiress rummaging through her purse after a busy day of shopping. Maybe she was looking for some…