For all of you who loved yesterday’s t-rex tattoos so much and felt obligated to tell me in the comments, here’s a guy with a Triforce above his genitals. Do I know you or what?! Hit the jump for a fairly sweet Triforce branding.

For all of you who loved yesterday’s t-rex tattoos so much and felt obligated to tell me in the comments, here’s a guy with a Triforce above his genitals. Do I know you or what?! Hit the jump for a fairly sweet Triforce branding.

Who cares about the Death Star , check out those sheep . Baaaaa! Photo [hoshq's deviantART] (nude shots available if you’re a deviantART member) Thanks to TurboRingtail, who swings from trees, FAST.

I don’t even know what to say, except this makes me sad about the women in the world who are stoned and fed to dragons if they’re not virgins when they’re married . And you thought I was a heartless asshole. No more worry about losing your virginity. With this product, you can have your first night back anytime. Insert this artificial hymen into your vagina carefully. It will expand a little and make you feel tight. When your lover penetrate, it will ooze out a liquid that look like blood not too much but just the right amount. Add in a few moans and groans, you will pass through undetectable. Its easy to use, clinically proven non-toxic to human and has no side effects, no pain to use and no allergic reaction. Wow, did I really just read that? Because now I don’t feel so good. The $30 kit ships from China and I suspect is manufactured using recycled condoms . Plus, I don’t even know what. [Insert something here while I cry and puke at the same time] Product Site Thanks to Michael and The webcam in your monocle, who can’t tell the difference between a virgin and a hole in the wall. Literally, no idea.

I don’t even know what to say except WTF, HORF and I would totally tape that to my head like a do-rag. Available for $8 on Etsy, this reusable menstrual pad (I can’t believe I’m typing this) is perfect for the Pokémon-loving , environmentally friendly chick with unshaven pits in your life. Not bleach safe or for human consumption. Really?! THEN WHY DID I JUST EAT ONE? Wait, why did I just eat one? My stomach: pump it. The contents: gotta catch ‘em all! Pokémon Menstrual Pad, Yours for Eight Bucks [kotaku] Thanks to Aisha, I think.

Some guy named Adam Harvey designed an anti-paparazzi purse that, when the flashbulbs of the photogs go off, immediately flashes it’s own bulb back, ruining their pictures and effectively protecting your privates from showing up on TheSuperficial . Obviously, it’s a terrible idea. Terribly terrible. Right up there with the current public decency laws. IT’S HOT OUTSIDE, GIMME A BREAK. Also, a rub-down with that lotion ;). Seriously, I need you to SP my F. Anti-paparazzi device flashes lewd photographers right back [dvice] Thanks to FDSY, whose anti-paparazzi device looks a lot more like a sock full of quarters.

The Cuchini is a real product made by the two women in the picture (Kelly and Christy, NOT the camel-woman) and helps prevents undesired camel toe . The Cuchini is a comfortable, light-weight material that adheres to any undergarment (panties, bikini, sports attire, etc). It smoothes the ridges of a woman’s mons pubis area providing a smooth and camouflaged appearance. This eliminates what is commonly known as “Camel Toe.” The Cuchini sells in a pack of 2 for $15, but if you’re cheap, you could probably just use a shoe horn. Personally, I don’t see what’s wrong with a little camel toe. Hell, or even some moose knuckle. But when you start talking mammoth knee , well….I like that too! Product Site Thanks to Laylia and Elroy, who almost got spit on by a camel at the petting zoo. And to Where The Hell Is My Camera Charger?, whose parents must really hate him.

This is the second in a series of highly questionable commercials for the Shick Quattro For Women TrimStyle with Bikini Trimmer. Which, if you couldn’t tell by the name, is a beaver cleaver. Now I’m not going to go into the racial stereotypes presented in this commercial, but needless to say there were some. Admittedly, I do like to keep myself trimmed. And my ladyfriends too. And not just because it won’t reach if we both aren’t, but that’s totally why. Also, what’s up with the perfectly spherical bush? Do you women actually do that? Pictures or it didn’t happen. Youtube Thanks to Abbo and Eric the Cleric, who don’t use razors because they have lasers. That, uh, that sounds scary, guys.

This is the second in a series of highly questionable commercials for the Shick Quattro For Women TrimStyle with Bikini Trimmer. Which, if you couldn’t tell by the name, is a beaver cleaver. Now I’m not going to go into the racial stereotypes presented in this commercial, but needless to say there were some. Admittedly, I do like to keep myself trimmed. And my ladyfriends too. And not just because it won’t reach if we both aren’t, but that’s totally why. Also, what’s up with the perfectly spherical bush? Do you women actually do that? Pictures or it didn’t happen. Youtube Thanks to Abbo and Eric the Cleric, who don’t use razors because they have lasers. That, uh, that sounds scary, guys.

A group of angry villagers in Broughton, England chased off a Google Street View car because they feared an invasion of privacy and increased crime in the area. “I was upstairs when I spotted the camera car driving down the lane,” resident Paul Jacobs told The Times of London. “My immediate reaction was anger: How dare anyone take a photograph of my home without my consent? I ran outside to flag the car down and told the driver he was not only invading our privacy but also facilitating crime. “This is an affluent area. We’ve already had three burglaries locally in the past six weeks. If our houses are plastered all over Google it’s an invitation for more criminals to strike. I was determined to make a stand, so I called the police.” Just to be fair, I broke into Mr. Jacob’s home and stole his valuables and last bowl of cereal just to prove that, even without Street View, The Geekologie Writer will still rob you blind. But seriously, Paul, if you could pick up some more Raisin Nut Bran, that would be awesome. Gang of villagers chase away Google car [cnn] Thanks to Brad, who once chased a Google Street View car six blocks before he realized it was a pizza delivery guy.