Despite what your parents tell their therapists, you must have been good this year because Santa sent me this Zelda upskirt to share with you. So, yeah, [insert joke about seeing her Triforce here]. Also, [say something about your Master Sword]. Hyrule Upskirts=Awesome [hawtness] Thanks to Greg, who may or may not be Santa in disguise. Ha, like you could grow a real beard!

These pictures have probably been around for a little while because I remember seeing a couple little ones way back in this post (mind like a steel trap, baby), but I’d never seen the full set. WELL HERE IT IS. Per cosplayer Lillyxanda: I knew I wanted to be Princess Zelda when I played the original Legend of Zelda game back on Nintendo in 1987…it took me 18 years but i finaly got around to it. The illustrator Yusuke Nakano did’nt hold back when drawing the new designs for Princess Zelda. The designs are saturated in details for these grown up classic characters. I was feeling ambitious and decided to try and replicate the design. I had the honor of posing with the best Link cosplayer Pikminlink in some of these photos. Hit the jump for like 15 more. No need to thank me. I mean, unless you’re rich. Then you can thank me with money. Contact me for my bank account info. BUT NO NIGERIAN PRINCES. Fool me once, shame on you. Try to fool me twice and I’m one plane ticket to Africa away from WHIPPING YOUR ASS. Your princess awaits….

This is a drawing by Agent Melon of Princess Peach , Princess Zelda and Samus Aran hanging out all sexy and punkified. Now why Peach has a Bowser tattoo on her stomach is beyond me, but that wouldn’t stop me from talking to it when we’re getting intimate. RAWR! Nintendo Punk [agentmelon] Thanks to Paul, who may or may not troll Hot Topik hoping to meet girls.

Although Nintendo didn’t actually announce a new Zelda at E3 (but did announce a new Metroid, Super Mario Galaxy and WiiFit), here’s some concept art shown by Shigeru Miyamoto to a group of game developers at a following conference. I don’t know about you, but that’s no Princess Zelda. Could it be, as so many are speculating, the living incarnation of the Master Sword? ZOMG — the master sword chick doesn’t have any arms! And I, for one, am not ashamed to admit that I would be totally cool hitting that. Armless swords are people too, you know. First Look At New Zelda Game’s Concept Art [kotaku] Thanks to Julian, who once had sex with a Zora and almost drowned.

Somebody went and translated all of Zelda II into Latin for the three people out there that might actually play it that way. They also did the original Zelda and Final Fantasy VI. Whee. As many of you may know, Zelda II is a sore subject for me because it’s the only game in the entire series I haven’t beat. And believe me, I’ve tried. I fire that sucker up and play through it at least twice a year AND STILL CAN’T BEAT THE LAST PALACE. So, anybody want to come over and beat it for me while I watch? The game too. HIYO! Hit the jump for some more screenshots of the translated games.

The Gelfin Ear Tip is a brass (not even gold!) piece of jewelry made to insert into an ear piercing so you can look like an idiot. And trust me folks, I’m not saying that to be rude — I fucking love a good looking elf-ear . This just isn’t one of them. And especially not for $260 per ear . You’re better off just cutting your ears and spraypainting them gold. Which is exactly what I did two days ago. That’s right — and from now on you will only refer to me as Findecáno Calmcacil, the Elf King of Geekologie. Also, I think the ear infection has spread to my brain. UPDATE : Whew, false alarm — just a little gold spraypaint in my blood-alcohol stream. I’m pissing riches! Bijules NYC “Gelfin Ear Tip” [highsnobette] Thanks to Amanda, who, unlike you guys, doesn’t need elf ears to turn me on.

Remember the Zelda theme played by the guy with the hats ? Well this isn’t him, it’s some other Zelda fan (who, it goes without saying, isn’t as big a fan, or asshole, as yours truly) playing the theme to Wind Waker on a guitar, accordion, some glasses, a baking pan, a little drum, two different kinds of skinflute, and maybe some other stuff. And in even more exciting news, this article, according to my latest tally, makes two Zelda-themed posts today! *alarm going off* Oh, you know what that sound means — one of you lucky readers wins a prize! And today’s prize is….getting to call 911 — my apartment’s on fire. Youtube Thanks to Tony, a one-man band with more groupies than you can shake a drum stick at. Or a thigh .