You really think I’d let Burlesque Week on Geekologie come to an end without a little action for Friday? No sir/ma’am! This is a video of Princess Peach stripping it down (these are actually the video associated with THIS old post), but hit the jump for some Chun Li, Link/Zelda and IHaveNoIdea action. So yeah, thus ends Burlesque Week. But be sure to tune in Monday for the start of ‘Pictures I Drew Of Myself Mounting Dinosaurs’ Week. I think it’s gonna be even hotter! Hit the jump for a video of more characters and a link to the picture gallery. UPDATED : Added another Link burlesque video (complete with Triforce pasties) because I love you.

You really think I’d let Burlesque Week on Geekologie come to an end without a little action for Friday? No sir/ma’am! This is a video of Princess Peach stripping it down (these are actually the video associated with THIS old post), but hit the jump for some Chun Li, Link/Zelda and IHaveNoIdea action. So yeah, thus ends Burlesque Week. But be sure to tune in Monday for the start of ‘Pictures I Drew Of Myself Mounting Dinosaurs’ Week. I think it’s gonna be even hotter! Hit the jump for a video of more characters and a link to the picture gallery. UPDATED : Added another Link burlesque video (complete with Triforce pasties) because I love you.

This is Princess Peach as the Virgin Mary . I love the dichotomy of video game and religion . Granted I have no idea but dichotomy means but I used it to sound smart and because I’m probably the hardest hitting journalist in the industry. It’s true, one time during an interview I called Mike Tyson a little bitch and then knocked all his teeth out. That’s why he talks funny. Plastic teeth. Behold, The Virgin Princess Peach [kotaku] Thanks to harry, who’s taking bets on whether Toadstool looked up Peach’s skirt (and whether she has legs at all).

Mario and Luigi , best known for plunging shitters and trying to save the Princess from the evil clutches of Bowser , have turned to a life of crime. Specifically, robbing cab drivers. What’s the Mushroom Kingdom coming to ?! At around 4 a.m. on November 1, presumably following a Halloween party, a Staten Island cab driver was assaulted and robbed by four men. It being Halloween, it may have been difficult for the victim to describe the assailants, but two of the men were wearing unmistakable costumes - Mario and Luigi. A surveillance video, which can be viewed on the NYDailyNews , shows two men dressed as Mario and Luigi wrestling a cabbie for his cash while a third man dressed in a tuxedo stood watch. Anybody with information about the true identities of the two has-been heroes should contact Princess Peach of the Mushroom Kingdom. Oh, and tell her the GW sent you. She doesn’t know who I am, and I want you to look stupid. Men Diguised as Mario and Luigi Rob Cab Driver [tomsguide] Thanks to Brian, Aron, wes, Cyke101 and sham, who only cosplay for good.

These are a bunch of video game character Facebook status updates . I thought they were pretty cute . And if you haven’t already, you should go join the Geekologie Facebook page to help convince my parents they’re not the only ones that read this. Mom: I know most of the comments are you, you don’t have to keep doing it (but you should if you really love me). And dad: for the last time, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE try to keep the flaming to a minimum. 5 Video Game Status Updates [collegehumor] Thanks to Hayes, who, for the tip, get’s a complimentary status update. Make it read, “Still cool”.

NOTE : VIDEO IS NSFW DUE TO LEWD SEXY TALK AND LOTS OF MOANING. This is a video of Mario and Princess Peach finally consummating their relationship . I almost cried it was so romantic . But I didn’t, because I’m a big boy and I wear big boy pants (I sobbed like a baby). Also, fair warning: there’s a whole lot of Peach moaning in the video which is kind of weird if there are other people around. Hell, I felt awkward and I’m the only one here. Except for the dog, who I’m pretty sure thought I was watching porno. I said stop staring at me — it’s a cartoon, I swear! Mario and Princess Sex Tape [collegehumor] Thanks to Julian, who dated Princess Peach in high school but broke up with her because she wouldn’t do his algebra homework. Pfft, what are girlfriends for?

NOTE : VIDEO IS NSFW DUE TO LEWD SEXY TALK AND LOTS OF MOANING. This is a video of Mario and Princess Peach finally consummating their relationship . I almost cried it was so romantic . But I didn’t, because I’m a big boy and I wear big boy pants (I sobbed like a baby). Also, fair warning: there’s a whole lot of Peach moaning in the video which is kind of weird if there are other people around. Hell, I felt awkward and I’m the only one here. Except for the dog, who I’m pretty sure thought I was watching porno. I said stop staring at me — it’s a cartoon, I swear! Mario and Princess Sex Tape [collegehumor] Thanks to Julian, who dated Princess Peach in high school but broke up with her because she wouldn’t do his algebra homework. Pfft, what are girlfriends for?

As you may very well know, God invented Fridays for leaving work early and logging as much Youtube time as possible while you are in the office . And he sent me here to help. I AM A WARRIOR FOR HEAVEN. Or, from heaven. Ladies? I have wings AND a bow and arrow! *twang* Your heart, it’s mine now. Anyway, this is a video of Mario and the gang holding a casting call for Super Mario Bros. villains. It’s not really laugh out loud material, but I thought it was pretty cute and well made. Plus, it’s over 7 minutes long, so that’s 7 minutes less you’ll have to work. Now you may be wondering, “why the hell is the GW posting a video from 2007?” And the answer to that, dear reader, is LOOK BEHIND YOU, NAKED STUFF! Youtube Thanks to Rachael, who needs to learn how to send a tip and not just post stuff on her Facebook page. PREPARE TO BE SPANKED.

Some guy went and modded an N64 to look like Princess Peach’s castle from Super Mario 64. I think he used modeling clay or something. Anyway, it sold on eBay for a cool Eisenhower Franklin. That’s $100 for those of you who have never seen one. Up for auction is a hand-designed custom Nintendo 64 made to look like Peach’s Castle from Super Mario 64. The exterior of the castle has been molded to look like the bricks and roof tiles, then painted. The mural of Princess Peach is a very detailed mosaic and the five flags are made of cloth. The top part of the castle is removable so you can put a game cartridge inside when you need to. Yeah well what if I don’t wanna put a game cartridge inside? What if I want to jam a piece of bread in there? “That isn’t a toaster, GW!” SHUT UP I KNOW WHAT I’M DOING! Now, why is my bread still cold? Hit the jump for a couple more pictures, including a closeup of the mosaic.

This is a drawing by Agent Melon of Princess Peach , Princess Zelda and Samus Aran hanging out all sexy and punkified. Now why Peach has a Bowser tattoo on her stomach is beyond me, but that wouldn’t stop me from talking to it when we’re getting intimate. RAWR! Nintendo Punk [agentmelon] Thanks to Paul, who may or may not troll Hot Topik hoping to meet girls.