Damnit, Darth , you’re terrorizing the entire house. I swear, where’s Luke riding a teacup pig when you need him? Haha, what do you mean he’s in his room with Leia and the door’s locked? Doesn’t he know? No?! Holy shit this is gonna be hilarious! But first: I need for you to order one of those fake “always positive” pregnancy tests. Picture Thanks to sham, who will always be a sham-wow in my book.

Watch it, guys - Rebecca's with child! Eric Dane's wife dined at La Conversation in West Hollywood again and, upon leaving, became surrounded by a sea of photogs… The actress is due to give birth early this month, so…

Watch it, guys - Rebecca's with child! Eric Dane's wife dined at La Conversation in West Hollywood again and, upon leaving, became surrounded by a sea of photogs… The actress is due to give birth early this month, so…

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes split up yesterday — just for the day! While Tom was running errands with a bodyguard/chauffeur on Sunset Blvd., Katie was at the Scientology Celebrity Center most of the day. Katie's been visiting the…

 She and Eric say it's a girl, but it looks like a couple girls could be in there! Rebecca Gayheart's due in a week and she certainly looks ready to pop. Hubby Eric Dane (Grey's Anatomy) has said…

This doesn't come as much of a surprise since we know Tiger Woods isn't a fan of condoms, but yikes! If he got porn star Joslyn James pregnant twice, how many other ladies were there? And is it possible…

This doesn't come as much of a surprise since we know Tiger Woods isn't a fan of condoms, but yikes! If he got porn star Joslyn James pregnant twice, how many other ladies were there? And is it possible…

This doesn't come as much of a surprise since we know Tiger Woods isn't a fan of condoms, but yikes! If he got porn star Joslyn James pregnant twice, how many other ladies were there? And is it possible…

And neither can we! Eric Dane's wife looks like she's ready to burst… in fact, she has for weeks! Rebecca Gayheart joined a gal pal for lunch at La Conversation on Wednesday afternoon looking as beautiful as ever. That…

Tila Tequila may have been down, but she's definitely not out. After "deleting" her Twitter account on Monday, she's back up and tweeting more than ever. "I came back because I HAVE A BIG ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE!!!!!" Tequila tweeted…