When you find my body dangling limply over my bedroom floor, I hope everyone will accept and understand this Brendan Fraser slapstick comedy poster as my suicide note. ‘Furry Vengeance’ Poster [IMPA]

Hey, people who were in 9th grade with me: remember how, freshman year, for a gym teacher everyone had that weird old lady who had been exposed to so many tanning machines her skin was like a beat up leather satchel? I think she was softball coach, too. That’s all I can think of looking at new Freddy Krueger’s face. Remember? ‘A Nightmare on Elm Street’ Poster Debut [MySpace]

Hey, people who were in 9th grade with me: remember how, freshman year, for a gym teacher everyone had that weird old lady who had been exposed to so many tanning machines her skin was like a beat up leather satchel? I think she was softball coach, too. That’s all I can think of looking at new Freddy Krueger’s face. Remember? ‘A Nightmare on Elm Street’ Poster Debut [MySpace]

Following up those artist-created posters for Inglourious Basterds , here’s another from Ibraheem Youssef that gives a wink to the film’s crucial Chun-Li-style “3″ moment. Want more? There are more. There’s a whole Tarantino movie set:

Following up those artist-created posters for Inglourious Basterds , here’s another from Ibraheem Youssef that gives a wink to the film’s crucial Chun-Li-style “3″ moment. Want more? There are more. There’s a whole Tarantino movie set:

Sorry, CBS sitcoms, you’ve just been outdone for Most “Yikes, Marriage!” Moment 2010. If you want to have a shot in 2011, I’d suggest getting Mike O’Malley off those cable commercials and back on Yes, Dear . ‘Why Did I Get Married’ Poster [IMPA]

What a powerful visual metaphor for the oppressive, patriarchal tendencies of modern society THEY’RE GONNA “DO IT” WITH HANDCUFFS LOL!

The Bad Boys of SNL (with King of Queens replacing Chris Farley as the fat one) are having so much fun wearing shirts on a water slide! I bet that’s similar to the sort of fun I’d have watching Grown Ups ! Conclusion: I should probably go to the theater on June 25. ‘Grown Ups’ Poster [IMPA]

Toy Story 3 has so many toys. How many? FOURTEEN NEW TOYS, plus the cowboy one, spaceman one, and the other ones. Pixar would like to introduce these new fellas to you early so that you can get a jump on consuming products adorned with them. So meet these three captive seeds: Peas-in-a-Pod will quickly become a parent’s favorite on-the-go toy. The soft, plush pod secures the happy peas inside with a durable metal zipper, making it perfect for the car or stroller. The Peas-in-a-Pod plush toy also develops fine motor skills by catering to a child’s natural grab instinct. Pulling the three peas out of the pod will provide repeated enjoyment for infants and toddlers, and soon they’ll learn to put them back in! Machine washable. Not for human consumption. Never too early to teach kids not to zip up their testicles. Toy Story 3’s Peas-in-a-Pod! [ComingSoon]

“Dear John…” (See the exciting conclusion under the cut!)