Naomi Campbell must really enjoy prancing around in couture clothes when she fulfills her court mandated community service, because she's got yet another potential assault charge looming on the horizon! Police are currently on the hunt for Naomi after…

Naomi Campbell must really enjoy prancing around in couture clothes when she fulfills her court mandated community service, because she's got yet another potential assault charge looming on the horizon! Police are currently on the hunt for Naomi after…

The Bachelor wedding between Jason and Molly doesn't air until next Monday, but it hasn't kept those involved with the production from airing their dirty laundry! The Terranea Resort in Rancho Palos Verdes hosted the lavish nuptials, but they…

Um, yeah, shoes designed to look like the podiatric lovechild of a Lamborghini police car and stiletto heels. That’s something. Something I’ll pay you $200 to wear and Riverdance on my nuts. We live in an explosive time for fashion. Bright lights, low brow, express yourself. Applause is given to those who don’t hold back. That’s what these shoes are all about, if you ask me. Absolute wonderfulness embodied in a shoe. Anyone who looks at these (assuming they someday exist in the real world) must stop in wonder. Wow, what am I even looking at! These are a sight to behold! Huh? That’s less coherent than what I write and I usually just close my eyes and pound my fists on the keyboard like a child begging to be fed. Which *ahem* these green beans aren’t gonna fly themselves to my lips, a-hole! Hit the jump for some ridiculous closeups.

car photo KTLA As if Charlie Sheen doesn't have enough to worry about right now with pending domestic violence charges in Aspen, the actor now has to deal with the fact that his car was stolen last night and found…

Super sexy Maroon 5 singer Adam Levine and a pal were pulled over by police last night, and if you're getting a case of deja vu, that's because Adam got pulled over in the exact same car in April…

These homemade Wolverine claws were recently confiscated during a UK crackdown on illegal goods in the postal system, along with drugs and other weapons . On that note, who can get me into the evidence room? Staff at the depot have seized drugs, imitation weapons and a package containing thousands of fake Viagra tablets in recent months. Fake Viagra tablets? That’s just cruel. I mean, you order boner pills you EXPECT boner pills. Reminds me of the time I bought ecstasy and ended up with chewable vitamins. Saddest pterodactyl ever. Makeshift Wolverine Claws Seized by UK Officials [tmz] Thanks to Samuel and Ian, who once sent Wolverine a get-well card before realizing he probably already was.

A wheelchaired man recently surrendered to a police bomb-disposal robot after unsuccessfully negotiating free pizza during a hostage situation in a rural Virginia post office. Not even kidding. Taylor initially fired shots from the building in Wytheville, but no one was injured. The drama came to an end when police ordered him to let the hostages go and come out with his hands up. Soon after, Taylor and three others left the post office. Police had negotiated with Taylor by phone, but he made no demands other than a request for a pizza. He is reported to have told police he had a military background. A team of SWAT police sheltered behind vehicles as Taylor wheeled himself out and “surrendered” to a bomb-disposal robot. Geez, how humiliating having to surrender to a robot. And not even a robot with giant lasers and razor saws, just one with a stick to poke bombs with. I would have had to hari-kari myself right there. And by hari-kari I mean put that thing in a headlock and demand extra breadsticks. Wheelchair gunman surrenders to police robot [londoneveningstandard] Thanks to nick bacon, whose last name is actually bacon and I that makes me jealous.

And naturally, some rather risque pictures of Erin Muller are now online… X17online can report that Lindsay Lohan's father Michael will be filing additional charges against his former girlfriend, and while he isn't allowed to discuss the details, he…

New information is coming out about the arrest of Charlie Sheen yesterday morning in Aspen for assault against his wife Brooke Mueller … Authorities apparently gave Sheen and Mueller blood alcohol tests and the wifey clocked in at .14,…