Somebody with way too much time on their hands recently had a one-sided Pokemon battle with a girl on Omegle . It’s moderately humorous, but there are a fair amount of words to read if you’re not into that. And if you’re not into that, you’re probably not reading this. Dick. Haha, you didn’t even read that. Jerk. I did it again! Hit the jump to read the rest of the battle.

Somebody with way too much time on their hands recently had a one-sided Pokemon battle with a girl on Omegle . It’s moderately humorous, but there are a fair amount of words to read if you’re not into that. And if you’re not into that, you’re probably not reading this. Dick. Haha, you didn’t even read that. Jerk. I did it again! Hit the jump to read the rest of the battle.

Somebody with way too much time on their hands recently had a one-sided Pokemon battle with a girl on Omegle . It’s moderately humorous, but there are a fair amount of words to read if you’re not into that. And if you’re not into that, you’re probably not reading this. Dick. Haha, you didn’t even read that. Jerk. I did it again! Hit the jump to read the rest of the battle.

“Pokemon World is a world of the demonic . Of the satanic .” I knew it! This guy says a lot of crazy shit but the best is between 1:30 and 2:30. It’s scary. And what’s even scarier is the way all the people in the audience are so attentive. Really makes me want to start my own cult. Who’s with me? Oh come on — we’ll wear bathrobes and chant! Youtube Thanks to Amanda, who’s officially in charge of new recruiting.

This is a little gallery of nativity scenes with characters and situations I don’t remember reading in the bible. But maybe that’s because I read the King James version and IT WAS EDITED. You know that song , ‘We Three Kings’? It was originally written, ‘We Three Kings and Our Dinosaurs. All the images are available as 5×7 photographic prints and make perfect Christmas cards. And you know what else do? Valentines with all the words crossed out. THESE ARE HARD TIMES. Hit the jump for four more and the link to even more.

This knitted Pikachu ski mask from deviantARTist Sugarcoatidli3z is just the thing to spice up your love life /rob a bank/scare children/grow humongous breasts. Whatever your motivation, textile extraordinaire Andrea has got you covered. Armed with her own pattern, twelve hours of spare time, and a buttload of yarn, she made this Pikachu ski mask for facial protection during the cold winter months. You know what she could say if she was trying to scare people while wearing it? Pika-BOO! Pika-BOO — where was I on that? Damnit . Anyway, I was gonna say something about spicing up your love life. What was it? Oh, right — everybody who’s ever wanted to make love to a character from a children’s video game, raise your hand. Police, arrest those people. NOT ME — I just had an itch! DAMN YOU, ZELDA!….and Samus….and Peach! ….and Charizard. A Scary Pikachu Ski Mask [hawtymcbloggy] Thanks to Kelly, who knows that looking good almost always involves a mask….for you. Not her.

Future dropout Matthew didn’t know how to work out problem #1 on a recent calculus quiz , so instead he filled the space with an amateur sketch of Charizard attempting to burninate (Trogdor tie-in FTW) the answer out of the ruins of his ineptness. Unfortunately, the teacher came back and PWN’d Matthew’s Charizard with an even worse drawing of Blastoise (which may or may not actually be a flea). Wow guys, is this what public education has come to — Pokémon math battles? Because that’s awesome if it has. Pokémon Calculus Fail [albotas]

I don’t play Farmville because I don’t have time (also, for those of you that do play on Facebook — I’m tired of getting updates every time your cow gives birth). But if I did you better believe this is what my farm would look like (higher res version HERE ). Except Kid Icarus would be there banging Samus in a cornfield . Say metroid! Say it! Picture Thanks to Victoria, who has a green thumb and could grow the eyes off a potato.

According to who ? Because I don’t remember getting a ballot. Or past security. But there’s a bunch more shots of Pikachu girl Jessica Nigri after the jump so you can draw your own conclusions. Personally, I prefer the original Pikachu girl ( this one , not this one ) better. And I’m not just saying that because I know her, but I do. And before you ask, no, she sadly doesn’t do birthdays. Hit it for a whole bunch more.